That one dumb guy
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:23:42 -0800
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He's like "Can you believe how bad I am insulting you???" and I just go
"Oh, what? I wasn't listening." Then he's like "I am totally
destroying you and everything you stand for!!!" and I go "Yeah, that's
cool. Hey I wonder what kind of bird that is over there." Then he's
like, "This is the final nail in your coffin!!" and I go "Okay, excuse
me I think someone wants me on the phone." Then he is all "You are so
unfair for not paying attention to how I am eradicating you from human
history." Well so what. Fair is just a river in Africa.
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:21:46 +1100
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> ... Then he's
> like, "This is the final nail in your coffin!!" and I go "Okay, excuse
> me I think someone wants me on the phone."
or you could have said "hey, free coffin nails!"
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:29:34 -0500
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In article <423FD60B.4C978577@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> He's like "Can you believe how bad I am insulting you???" and I just go
> "Oh, what? I wasn't listening." Then he's like "I am totally
> destroying you and everything you stand for!!!" and I go "Yeah, that's
> cool. Hey I wonder what kind of bird that is over there." Then he's
> like, "This is the final nail in your coffin!!" and I go "Okay, excuse
> me I think someone wants me on the phone." Then he is all "You are so
> unfair for not paying attention to how I am eradicating you from human
> history." Well so what. Fair is just a river in Africa.
I think the whining has managed to turn off even the people who hate
you more than HE hates you. It's almost tedious enough to win you
friends.
Maybe he's not so dumb, and winning you new friends is his fiendishly
clever plan for revenge.
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Posted by:: phy
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:32:59 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:423FD60B.4C978577@yahoox.com:
> He's like "Can you believe how bad I am insulting you???" and I just go
> "Oh, what? I wasn't listening." Then he's like "I am totally
> destroying you and everything you stand for!!!" and I go "Yeah, that's
> cool. Hey I wonder what kind of bird that is over there." Then he's
> like, "This is the final nail in your coffin!!" and I go "Okay, excuse
> me I think someone wants me on the phone." Then he is all "You are so
> unfair for not paying attention to how I am eradicating you from human
> history." Well so what. Fair is just a river in Africa.
And all this time I thought you were just ignoring me.
-phy (feel the love)
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:30:17 -0700
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> And all this time I thought you were just ignoring me.
>
> -phy (feel the love)
No! No! Dammit! It's me Nenslo loves ! ME dammit! Can't you see how far I go
to insult him!? How I've nailed the lid of his coffin shut for the very last
time!? Why oh why won't Nenslo call me on the phone? I WUV OO Nenslo!!! I
will win him many, many friends for which he will hate me even more! God, I
am so gay for Nenslo I could PLOTZ!
A.R. Superbadass.
Posted by:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:52:04 -0500
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"nenslo" wrote
> He's like "Can you believe how bad I am insulting you???" and I just go
> "Oh, what? I wasn't listening." Then he's like "I am totally
> destroying you and everything you stand for!!!" and I go "Yeah, that's
> cool. Hey I wonder what kind of bird that is over there." Then he's
> like, "This is the final nail in your coffin!!" and I go "Okay, excuse
> me I think someone wants me on the phone." Then he is all "You are so
> unfair for not paying attention to how I am eradicating you from human
> history." Well so what. Fair is just a river in Africa.
He's the one they modeled the mooninites on ATHF after.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 22:27:16 GMT
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"Revi Shankar" wrote:
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>"nenslo" wrote
>
>> He's like "Can you believe how bad I am insulting you???" and I just go
>> "Oh, what? I wasn't listening." Then he's like "I am totally
>> destroying you and everything you stand for!!!" and I go "Yeah, that's
>> cool. Hey I wonder what kind of bird that is over there." Then he's
>> like, "This is the final nail in your coffin!!" and I go "Okay, excuse
>> me I think someone wants me on the phone." Then he is all "You are so
>> unfair for not paying attention to how I am eradicating you from human
>> history." Well so what. Fair is just a river in Africa.
>
>
>He's the one they modeled the mooninites on ATHF after.
"everything you stand for?" Well, that's just wrong!
Nenslo doesn't stand for anything! Not for a minute!
Won't be having any of it! He just sits around the
general store whittlin' on his chewing tobacco,
spittin' in the cracker barrel, and throwin' horseshoes
at the village idiot.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 15:20:17 -0800
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Won't be having any of it! He just sits around the
general store whittlin' on his chewing tobacco,
spittin' in the cracker barrel, and throwin' horseshoes
at the village idiot. >>
Yea, those horseshoes hurt damn it!
Especially since Nenslo doesn't take them off the horses before he
throws them at me.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 23 Mar 2005 16:04:41 -0800
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But what about that OTHER other dumb guy, huh?
Doesn't he deserve to be ignored too?
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 23:59:19 -0800
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
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> But what about that OTHER other dumb guy, huh?
>
> Doesn't he deserve to be ignored too?
I WAS ignoring him.