Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:11:19 -0500
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Just saw it on the news while working from home this morning, Terry
Schiavo gone and done died, and her family wasn't allowed in the room at
the time she went to meet the Stark Fist of Removal.
Makes for a fitting closure in my own mind after watching South Park
last night.
"Her last wish was... not to be shown in this state on national TV."
"Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant" wrote in
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> Just saw it on the news while working from home this morning, Terry
> Schiavo gone and done died, and her family wasn't allowed in the room at
> the time she went to meet the Stark Fist of Removal.
>
> Makes for a fitting closure in my own mind after watching South Park last
> night.
>
> "Her last wish was... not to be shown in this state on national TV."
>
> Look of horror on everyone's face.
>
> "Now, maybe she can be at peace."
>
> Praise "Bob"! I hope so.
Finally its over, I cant believe it took this long, Why didnt they just give
her Morphine? oh well, Now I dont want to appear mean, but, any tips on the
pope?
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 13:46:38 -0500
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Now her immortal story has about two weeks to live before it passes off the
front page!
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iDRMRSR did pass the time by typing:
> Now her immortal story has about two weeks to live before it passes off the
> front page!
Unless the news media can find something new to fixate on first. But I'm
afraid not, this circus will have a lifetime measured in election returns.
To be thought dead till the next mayosenatogubertorial runnoff when one side
will pitch the tent of truth honor and fambly values.
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rbg
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:39:38 -0500
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>>Unless the news media can find something new to fixate on first. But I'm
afraid not, this circus will have a lifetime measured in election returns.
To be thought dead till the next mayosenatogubertorial runnoff when one side
will pitch the tent of truth honor and fambly values.
Ya think? Nobody talks much about Mrs. Edwards boobs (what am I talking
about, heh, heh) any more, so TS will be forgotten about molto vivace.
Indeed, the breaking news of the hour concerns the worsening condition of
the Pope, and then there's another space shuttle "launch" coming up soon.
One or 't'other of them stories ought to take the attn away pronto.
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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 31 Mar 2005 16:09:22 -0800
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talking
about, heh, heh) any more, so TS will be forgotten about molto vivace.
Indeed, the breaking news of the hour concerns the worsening condition
of
the Pope, and then there's another space shuttle "launch" coming up
soon.
One or 't'other of them stories ought to take the attn away pronto. >>
Like Elian Gonzales. A simple matter that has been cut and dried, based
on lots of legal presidence if turned into a media circus of maximum
porportons.
And this is also another expample how most of these politicians and
"christains" will turn on you in a heartbeat.
The Shaivanos were got old fashioned Conservative Repugs. God fearing,
liberla hating, darkie bashing!
But the same guy he volunteered to help get elected Governor of Florida
use him like a his younger brother used the Silvarado Savings and Loan.
I wonder if Mr. Shaiano & his family will ever be able to vote for this
group again?
I guess he feels like Manuel Noriega, and Saddam Hussian do right now,
betrayed by the same people they trusted.
But old JEB has gotten LOTS of free press for HIS designated run for
President in 2008, Tom Delay got attention turned away form his
ethicaly chalanged life for 2.6 seconds, and a hole buch of others got
a chance to demostrate what Snutards they are to the American People.
Who will still turn around and vote for these knucle heads again to get
'government out of our lives"
> >>Unless the news media can find something new to fixate on first. But I'm
> afraid not, this circus will have a lifetime measured in election returns.
> To be thought dead till the next mayosenatogubertorial runnoff when one side
> will pitch the tent of truth honor and fambly values.
>
> Ya think? Nobody talks much about Mrs. Edwards boobs (what am I talking
> about, heh, heh) any more, so TS will be forgotten about molto vivace.
>
> Indeed, the breaking news of the hour concerns the worsening condition of
> the Pope, and then there's another space shuttle "launch" coming up soon.
> One or 't'other of them stories ought to take the attn away pronto.
>
Maybe they can put him in the Pope Bubble and take him along? He
can't weigh much at this point. They could set him in orbit over Rome,
or maybe fire him into the sun.
pb
Posted by:: Leonard The Committed Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 20:31:27 -0500
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>Now I dont want to appear mean, but, any tips on the pope?
Someone told me the Pope would die if he saw his shadow on Easter Sunday.
Guess he didnt. She's a pretty good source of info on that tho, being from
Pennsylvania and all.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 31 Mar 2005 16:01:11 -0800
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"You are EVIL letting her STARVE TO DEATH!"
Yeah, I got about a MILLION brain-alive Sudanese starving to death for
them. Maybe they can get Jeb Bush to intervene on those poor fuckers
behalf.
Ooops, forgot. They're black... and poor... and foreigners. And I think
they're animists as well.
It's not EVIL letting them starve to death. It's God's Will.
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:56:05 -0800
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>Can you see the Pope coming? >>
>
>Oh Yes! The Devine Money Shot!
>
My favorite part about changing Popes
is when the cardinals all go into a huddle,
and then they blow smoke up the chimbley!
Black smoke if they can't decide, and white
smoke when then get a new guy.
Yay, Popes! That's the way you do the Vatican Rag!
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
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> ><
> >Can you see the Pope coming? >>
> >
> >Oh Yes! The Devine Money Shot!
> >
> My favorite part about changing Popes
> is when the cardinals all go into a huddle,
> and then they blow smoke up the chimbley!
> Black smoke if they can't decide, and white
> smoke when then get a new guy.
>
> Yay, Popes! That's the way you do the Vatican Rag!
>
I assume there's a Pope Trivia Book out there somewhere. I'd like to track
it down. I remember reading that at some "choose-the-Pope" shindig the
Cardinals took so damn long wrangling over the vote that the locals removed
the roof from their abode to hurry them along. Alas, it's Spring now in
Rome, so this may not offer much of an incentive.
Oh, dear. I just had this vision of Fox TV going over to Rome and pitching a
new reality show to the Vatican: "Choose the New Pope!", with Simon Cowell
and Paula Abdul.
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Paul E. Jamison wrote:
> ; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
> news:uWi3e.499629$w62.462191@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>
>>"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>>
>>
>>><
>>>Can you see the Pope coming? >>
>>>
>>>Oh Yes! The Devine Money Shot!
>>>
>>
>> My favorite part about changing Popes
>>is when the cardinals all go into a huddle,
>>and then they blow smoke up the chimbley!
>>Black smoke if they can't decide, and white
>>smoke when then get a new guy.
>>
>> Yay, Popes! That's the way you do the Vatican Rag!
>>
>
> I assume there's a Pope Trivia Book out there somewhere. I'd like to track
> it down. I remember reading that at some "choose-the-Pope" shindig the
> Cardinals took so damn long wrangling over the vote that the locals removed
> the roof from their abode to hurry them along. Alas, it's Spring now in
> Rome, so this may not offer much of an incentive.
Was reading the other day about another such Pope Convention, early
1300's, where the locals got so pissed at the guy that was finally
chosen that they broke the windows & set fire to the place - the
cardinals all had to back-door the joint Indiana Jones style, secret
tunnels, back alleys & all. I'd pay a nickel to see THAT today.
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pitching a
new reality show to the Vatican: "Choose the New Pope!", with Simon
Cowell
and Paula Abdul. >>
Well I just had an even worse vision!
The lead up to the Pope's election, Groups like "Alter Boy Veterns for
Truth" and rumors that certain Cardinales take Bo-Tox, look french, or
fake their Stigmata to get a medal.
Then if Bush does not like the new Pope, he goes to the Supreme Court
to challange the vote.
Then Pundits will decry the "Activist Cardinals" who push their own
agenda.
The Rush Limbuagh will put his 2 cents in.
Then the Drudge Report......
The comes Ken Starr.
Then Bush claims the Vatican hs WMD
Then we invade
Then we put our own Pope in power who will be Jewish aand was pushed by
the Neo-cons and the Isrial Lobby