Talk dirty to Mr. Ed
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 17:30:24 GMT
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A forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. He
is bored because he hasn't had sex for many years. He decides to go down
to the valley to look for females. Before going down, he promises
himself to have sex with the first female he should meet on the way. He
then embarks on his journey and in a short time happens upon a female
horse. He just can't control his urge for sex, so he says to himself ,
"I'll fuck this horse because I just can't wait anymore."
He chases and chases and chases the horse but cannot catch it. While
chasing, he hears a voice crying for help. He immediately runs to the
source of the voice, where he sees a man trying to rape a woman. He
hurries to help her and is successful.
In return for his heroic behavior, the woman says, "For saving me from
that sex maniac, name your price, and I'll pay it. Anything. I mean,
anything."
The man replies, "Really? Are you sure? Anything?"
When the woman says yes, he excitedly says, "Come on, help me chase
that fucking horse!"
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HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:36:23 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> A forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. He
> is bored because he hasn't had sex for many years. He decides to go down
> to the valley to look for females. Before going down, he promises
> himself to have sex with the first female he should meet on the way. He
> then embarks on his journey and in a short time happens upon a female
> horse. He just can't control his urge for sex, so he says to himself ,
> "I'll fuck this horse because I just can't wait anymore."
>
> He chases and chases and chases the horse but cannot catch it. While
> chasing, he hears a voice crying for help. He immediately runs to the
> source of the voice, where he sees a man trying to rape a woman. He
> hurries to help her and is successful.
>
> In return for his heroic behavior, the woman says, "For saving me from
> that sex maniac, name your price, and I'll pay it. Anything. I mean,
> anything."
>
> The man replies, "Really? Are you sure? Anything?"
>
> When the woman says yes, he excitedly says, "Come on, help me chase
> that fucking horse!"
>
A man is on a deserted island. One day he sees a sheep on the island,
and he wants to bone it. He tries to hold onto the sheep but he is too
miasmaed by the sun. A beautiful woman suddenly appears and says that
she will do anything he wants. Please hold on to my sheep for me.
//
Ha ha an oldie but a goodie.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:07:05 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>
> A forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. He
>is bored because he hasn't had sex for many years. He decides to go down
>to the valley to look for females. Before going down, he promises
>himself to have sex with the first female he should meet on the way. He
>then embarks on his journey and in a short time happens upon a female
>horse. He just can't control his urge for sex, so he says to himself ,
>"I'll fuck this horse because I just can't wait anymore."
>
> He chases and chases and chases the horse but cannot catch it. While
>chasing, he hears a voice crying for help. He immediately runs to the
>source of the voice, where he sees a man trying to rape a woman. He
>hurries to help her and is successful.
>
> In return for his heroic behavior, the woman says, "For saving me from
>that sex maniac, name your price, and I'll pay it. Anything. I mean,
>anything."
>
> The man replies, "Really? Are you sure? Anything?"
>
> When the woman says yes, he excitedly says, "Come on, help me chase
>that fucking horse!"
>
>--
One day a lady journalist went to the Indian res to do a
story about Indians. One of the braves was showing her
the village and answering questions for her. She saw that
some of the braves had one eagle feather in their headband,
and some braves had two or three eagle feathers. The lady
journalist asked about the feathers, and the brave told her,
"Well, one eagle feather, one squaw. Two eagle feathers,
two squaws." The lady journalist saw the chief walk by with
a war bonnet with many eagle feathers, and asked about
that. The brave replied, "Oh, that's the chief, lots of eagle
feathers, he fucks all the squaws." The lady journalist said,
"Oh, dear!" The brave answered, "No deer! Him run too fast,
him asshole too high!"
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:30:29 -0500
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On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:07:05 +0000, König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> One day a lady journalist went to the Indian res to do a
> story about Indians. One of the braves was showing her
> the village and answering questions for her. She saw that
> some of the braves had one eagle feather in their headband,
> and some braves had two or three eagle feathers. The lady
> journalist asked about the feathers, and the brave told her,
> "Well, one eagle feather, one squaw. Two eagle feathers,
> two squaws." The lady journalist saw the chief walk by with
> a war bonnet with many eagle feathers, and asked about
> that. The brave replied, "Oh, that's the chief, lots of eagle
> feathers, he fucks all the squaws." The lady journalist said,
> "Oh, dear!" The brave answered, "No deer! Him run too fast,
> him asshole too high!"
OH BROTHER!!
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