TOO MANY STANS
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 02:59:40 -0800
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I won't even try to spell all the goddam 'stans on the fuckin' map
today. There's too goddam many of them! The USSR was good for one
thing: it kept 'em all off the map, & out of our hair. I guess they
wanted one more, so they invaded Afghanistan.
That fuckin' Stan sure got around way back when, kinda like Johnny
Appleseed.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 03:19:48 -0800
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Doktor Dark wrote:
>>I won't even try to spell all the goddam 'stans on the fuckin' map
today. There's too goddam many of them! >>The USSR was good for one
thing: it kept 'em all off the map, & out of our hair. I guess they
wanted one more, so they invaded >>Afghanistan.
>>That fuckin' Stan sure got around way back when, kinda like Johnny
>>Appleseed.
They should just name all the land mass on this hell mud-ball, STAIN.
Because that's what it is. One gigantic BUTT-STAIN.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 07:51:44 -0500
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In article <1111661980.823543.20330@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Doktor Dark wrote:
> I won't even try to spell all the goddam 'stans on the fuckin' map
> today. There's too goddam many of them! The USSR was good for one
> thing: it kept 'em all off the map, & out of our hair. I guess they
> wanted one more, so they invaded Afghanistan.
>
> That fuckin' Stan sure got around way back when, kinda like Johnny
> Appleseed.
>
Stan' is the diminutive nickname of the beloved Stangs who swept over
what we now call Russia in what the Stangs called The Enlightenment
(more commonly called The Dark Ages by mundane historians).
--
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Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 22:54:56 +1000
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <1111661980.823543.20330@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> Doktor Dark wrote:
>
>
>>I won't even try to spell all the goddam 'stans on the fuckin' map
>>today. There's too goddam many of them! The USSR was good for one
>>thing: it kept 'em all off the map, & out of our hair. I guess they
>>wanted one more, so they invaded Afghanistan.
>>
>>That fuckin' Stan sure got around way back when, kinda like Johnny
>>Appleseed.
>>
>
>
> Stan' is the diminutive nickname of the beloved Stangs who swept over
> what we now call Russia in what the Stangs called The Enlightenment
> (more commonly called The Dark Ages by mundane historians).
>
LOL
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide...
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:18:02 GMT
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Its STAN not STANG you NARCISISTIC CULT MEGLO-MANIAC HIPPY!
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:41:29 -0500
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In article , Rev Chain
Smerker wrote:
> Its STAN not STANG you NARCISISTIC CULT MEGLO-MANIAC HIPPY!
>
>
"Exactly."
AR HAR HAR HAR
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