Stop crossposting to alt.dreams you sick slackers
Posted by:: Dream Lady
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:15:32 GMT
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> When's the last time you had the BALLS to take a drive ANYWHERE. Little
> fuckboy. You ain't got NO FUCKING BALLS. My little SUCKBUNNY.
>
> You're such a terrifying PUNY little ASSBITCH it GODDAMN BOGGLES my
> mind. You CHICKENSHIT. You SPINELESS CUNT.
>
> You pathetic PETTY useless SLAVE of my mother's dog's WHORE.
>
>
> IT AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU CRYBABY PUSSYBOY. NOT UNTIL *YOU'RE* DEAD. You
> UGLY BITTER SUCKCUNT. AND *NO ONE* CAN HELP YOU. NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU.
>
> "I'll come to see you right before the EXECUTION."
>
Posted by:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:56:03 GMT
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In article <8tD0e.3449$H06.203@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>, Dream
Lady wrote:
> brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> > When's the last time you had the BALLS to take a drive ANYWHERE. Little
> > fuckboy. You ain't got NO FUCKING BALLS. My little SUCKBUNNY.
> >
> > You're such a terrifying PUNY little ASSBITCH it GODDAMN BOGGLES my
> > mind. You CHICKENSHIT. You SPINELESS CUNT.
> >
> > You pathetic PETTY useless SLAVE of my mother's dog's WHORE.
> >
> >
> > IT AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU CRYBABY PUSSYBOY. NOT UNTIL *YOU'RE* DEAD. You
> > UGLY BITTER SUCKCUNT. AND *NO ONE* CAN HELP YOU. NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU.
> >
> > "I'll come to see you right before the EXECUTION."
I apologise profusely that this whining little shit has spilt over into
your dream world. Communicating with the sluggard is about as clever as
suggesting alt.slack has a moderator. Killfiling him is easy enough
though.
err.
Posted by:: "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:07:55 -0600
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I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
anyway?
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"Rev. ErRoR" wrote in message
news:240320051856025344%error@priest.SPAMcom...
> In article <8tD0e.3449$H06.203@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
> Dream
> Lady wrote:
>
>> brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
>> > When's the last time you had the BALLS to take a drive ANYWHERE.
>> > Little
>> > fuckboy. You ain't got NO FUCKING BALLS. My little SUCKBUNNY.
>> >
>> > You're such a terrifying PUNY little ASSBITCH it GODDAMN BOGGLES
>> > my
>> > mind. You CHICKENSHIT. You SPINELESS CUNT.
>> >
>> > You pathetic PETTY useless SLAVE of my mother's dog's WHORE.
>> >
>> >
>> > IT AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU CRYBABY PUSSYBOY. NOT UNTIL *YOU'RE*
>> > DEAD. You
>> > UGLY BITTER SUCKCUNT. AND *NO ONE* CAN HELP YOU. NO ONE CAN SAVE
>> > YOU.
>> >
>> > "I'll come to see you right before the EXECUTION."
> I apologise profusely that this whining little shit has spilt over
> into
> your dream world. Communicating with the sluggard is about as clever
> as
> suggesting alt.slack has a moderator. Killfiling him is easy enough
> though.
> err.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 02:22:44 GMT
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"Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor" wrote in message
news:42436ec3$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...
>I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
>anyway?
WHAT?!
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:35:35 -0800
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:07:55 -0600, "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
wrote:
>I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
>anyway?
>
Inside the massive clockworks of Big Ben in London, there is a
counterweight, on which is stacked a small stack of pennies. It is at
precisely the right point that the speed of the clock is affected by
the weight of this stack of pennies, Removing a few pennies will
speed the clock up, and adding a few will slow it down. If the clock
is running just a little, tiny, bit too fast, or too slow, the
caretaker will adjust this little tiny stack of pennies to get
precisely, exactly the right speed.
Of course, they could adjust Big Ben a bit, you could simply
permanently add about the average weight of the little stack of
pennies. IN THEORY, it should work.
But they know better. They understand the nature of Chaos; that it
inserts itself exactly where it is expected least, and always does
what you didn't expect, and that the only way to keep Chaos from
taking over ... is to keep watch, and to keep making those tiny little
adjustments. Sacrifices, in a way, to the God Chaos.
If we were to stop posting to alt.slack, the unverse would collapse
within a few weeks.
Do you understand?
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everybody pisses in their desk drawer at some time or another
Posted by:: "LaBlueGirl"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 21:48:58 -0600
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:07:55 -0600, "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
> wrote:
>
>> I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
>> anyway?
>>
>
> Inside the massive clockworks of Big Ben in London, there is a
> counterweight, on which is stacked a small stack of pennies. It is at
> precisely the right point that the speed of the clock is affected by
> the weight of this stack of pennies, Removing a few pennies will
> speed the clock up, and adding a few will slow it down. If the clock
> is running just a little, tiny, bit too fast, or too slow, the
> caretaker will adjust this little tiny stack of pennies to get
> precisely, exactly the right speed.
>
> Of course, they could adjust Big Ben a bit, you could simply
> permanently add about the average weight of the little stack of
> pennies. IN THEORY, it should work.
>
> But they know better. They understand the nature of Chaos; that it
> inserts itself exactly where it is expected least, and always does
> what you didn't expect, and that the only way to keep Chaos from
> taking over ... is to keep watch, and to keep making those tiny little
> adjustments. Sacrifices, in a way, to the God Chaos.
>
> If we were to stop posting to alt.slack, the unverse would collapse
> within a few weeks.
>
> Do you understand?
Well, I didn't need an explanation but it was a good read anyhoo.
Clever.
>
>> --
>> --
>> http://personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk for rates
>> http://dicksilk.chatango.com for live chat
Posted by:: "personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 05:57:45 -0600
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> If we were to stop posting to alt.slack, the unverse would collapse
> within a few weeks.
>
> Do you understand?
Did you walk to school today, or bring your lunch?
> everybody pisses in their desk drawer at some time or another
actually... well... that's one that has *never* crossed my mind...
Posted by:: "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 20:48:26 -0600
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:nnt6419hinaekladl963dmcrqq444l76qi@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:07:55 -0600, "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
> wrote:
>
>>I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of
>>alt.slack,
>>anyway?
>>
>
> Inside the massive clockworks of Big Ben in London, there is a
> counterweight, on which is stacked a small stack of pennies. It is
> at
> precisely the right point that the speed of the clock is affected by
>
> If we were to stop posting to alt.slack, the unverse would collapse
> within a few weeks.
>
> Do you understand?
"Moo."
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:55:51 -0800
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 20:48:26 -0600, "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
wrote:
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:nnt6419hinaekladl963dmcrqq444l76qi@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:07:55 -0600, "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of
>>>alt.slack,
>>>anyway?
>>>
>>
>> Inside the massive clockworks of Big Ben in London, there is a
>> counterweight, on which is stacked a small stack of pennies. It is
>> at
>> precisely the right point that the speed of the clock is affected by
>
>>
>> If we were to stop posting to alt.slack, the unverse would collapse
>> within a few weeks.
>>
>> Do you understand?
>
>"Moo."
>
gesundheit.
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 19:01:50 -0800
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Tutor wrote:
> I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
> anyway?
alt.dreamsters who don't want to walky-talky Sallack! Say it isn't so
"Bobbies" O' !!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"1980's shit! Pump up the volume!!! Stick Live Aid wrist bands to the
equation! Q-Bert not included!!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 22:32:00 -0500
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Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor wrote:
> I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
> anyway?
>
Look here:
http://www.subgenius.com/slaq.htm
Tells all....
Posted by:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 20:35:23 GMT
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In article <42436ec3$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net>, Dick Silk - The Computer
Tutor wrote:
> I *was* kinda wondering... what the hell is the purpose of alt.slack,
> anyway?
Chocolate and knitting patterns
NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB'
NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB'
NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB'
NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB' NOT 'BOB'
Just to be clear NOT 'BOB'
So nothing to do with BOB...
ok ?
err.
p.s. NOT 'BOB'