The DobbsCo Personality Scanner has determined that you possess sufficient
spiritual Slackfulness to proceed!
Now that you have passed the First Test of Faith, you may return to your
shopping spree by clicking here. You are now a fully Authorized and
Sanctified SUBGENIUS SHOPPER. Remember: You do not BUY FROM Dobbs. You SPEND
ON Dobbs.
Congratulations! The DobbsCo guard robots should recognize you henceforth,
but if you have any problems, please inform the Webmaster.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:46:51 -0500
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In article , Rev Chain
Smerker wrote:
> What a silly message!
>
>
> Praise Dobbs
> By the Will of the SlackMaster:
>
> The DobbsCo Personality Scanner has determined that you possess sufficient
> spiritual Slackfulness to proceed!
>
> Now that you have passed the First Test of Faith, you may return to your
> shopping spree by clicking here. You are now a fully Authorized and
> Sanctified SUBGENIUS SHOPPER. Remember: You do not BUY FROM Dobbs. You SPEND
> ON Dobbs.
>
> Congratulations! The DobbsCo guard robots should recognize you henceforth,
> but if you have any problems, please inform the Webmaster.
>
Stang, wash the dishes! Stang, put the dog out! Stang, take out the
garbage! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:270320050646513020%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Stang, wash the dishes! Stang, put the dog out! Stang, take out the
> garbage! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!
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And ignore that post, I was going to buy something but I got that message
and it wouldnt go into the shopping cart, but I found that after closing IE
and restarting it worked.
I thought I cancelled that message, oh well.
Posted by:: John Cook Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:44:08 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> And ignore that post, I was going to buy something but I got that message
> and it wouldnt go into the shopping cart, but I found that after closing IE
EVERYTHING works better after...
> and restarting it worked.
No, No, No...
Bugger, too late...
>
> I thought I cancelled that message, oh well.
>
>
"John Cook" wrote in message
news:4246B8A8.5090807@Matilda.net.au...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>> And ignore that post, I was going to buy something but I got that message
>> and it wouldnt go into the shopping cart, but I found that after closing
>> IE
>
>
> EVERYTHING works better after...
>
>
>
>> and restarting it worked.
> No, No, No...
>
> Bugger, too late...
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In article <270320050646513020%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:
> In article , Rev Chain
> Smerker wrote:
>
> > What a silly message!
> >
> >
> > Praise Dobbs
> > By the Will of the SlackMaster:
> >
> > The DobbsCo Personality Scanner has determined that you possess sufficient
> > spiritual Slackfulness to proceed!
> >
> > Now that you have passed the First Test of Faith, you may return to your
> > shopping spree by clicking here. You are now a fully Authorized and
> > Sanctified SUBGENIUS SHOPPER. Remember: You do not BUY FROM Dobbs. You
> > SPEND
> > ON Dobbs.
> >
> > Congratulations! The DobbsCo guard robots should recognize you henceforth,
> > but if you have any problems, please inform the Webmaster.
> >
>
> Stang, wash the dishes! Stang, put the dog out! Stang, take out the
> garbage! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!
Stop bummin' me out Stang, you not making movies, merchandise and radio
shows is stealing my slack MAN.
err.
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In article <270320050646513020%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Stang, put the dog out!
Somehow, I don't find it necessary to ask how he came to be ablaze.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"
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HellPope Huey did pass the time by typing:
> In article <270320050646513020%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>> Stang, put the dog out!
>
> Somehow, I don't find it necessary to ask how he came to be ablaze.
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In article ,
"Rev. Beergoggles" wrote:
> HellPope Huey did pass the time by typing:
> > In article <270320050646513020%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
> > "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> >> Stang, put the dog out!
> >
> > Somehow, I don't find it necessary to ask how he came to be ablaze.
>
> spontaneous conbustion?
Yeah, that happens all the time. Pugs and cocker spaniels in particular
are prone to go up like nukes, so I throw lunchmeat under annoying
neighbors' cars and cross my fingers. I have a few really great pictures
from doing that. I'm gonna throw a corned beef brisket under Nenslo's
house, see if I don't.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"