Smells Like Holy Spirit
Posted by:: Legume
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:18:58 -0600
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http://wcco.com/localnews/local_story_353154430.html
Dec 18, 2004 2:42 pm US/Central
Minneapolis (WCCO) Want to feel closer to your religion? A South Dakota
family says they have the perfect aromatic way to strengthen your faith.
This is the season for candles. We're seeing all the usual holiday
scents.
But one couple created a candle that's supposed to smell like Jesus
Christ.
At Interiors Plus in Waseca, they sell typical holiday gifts. But owner
Kim Foels has one thing no one else in Minnesota has, "His Essence."
Foels said, "Right away my first instinct when I burn it in my home, it
just gave me a feeling of when I was a little girl growing up."
The candle representing the smell of Jesus Christ is the brainstorm of
Bob and Karen Tosterud. They're devout Christians.
While reading The Bible, Karen learned that when the Messiah returns, his
garments will smell like myrrh, aloe and cassia.
Karen said, "And I thought I wonder what they would smell like. It would
have to be wonderful because of who they are representing."
Karen found the three fragrances on the Internet. Then a friend who owns
a candle company, made them into a candle.
The Tosteruds started selling just a few, but demand grew. Stores like
Interiors Plus have a waiting list.
Carrie Harms is one of the few that got one.
Harms said, "It has a nice glow subtle scent that brings the holidays to
your heart."
The candle's creators and fans say even if you're not religious, the
scent just gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling.
They said, "If you're not religious at all, it's just a subtle scent. I
think it can be shared by all."
It sells for $17.99 and burns for 80 hours. You won't be able to get one
in time for Christmas, but you can get on a waiting list at Interiors
Plus in Waseca.
You can call Interiors Plus at 1-800-310-1512.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 01:38:51 GMT
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In article ,
Legume wrote:
> http://wcco.com/localnews/local_story_353154430.html
>
> Dec 18, 2004 2:42 pm US/Central
> Minneapolis (WCCO) Want to feel closer to your religion? A South Dakota
> family says they have the perfect aromatic way to strengthen your faith.
> This is the season for candles. We're seeing all the usual holiday
> scents.
> > But one couple created a candle that's supposed to smell like Jesus
> Christ.
> > At Interiors Plus in Waseca, they sell typical holiday gifts. But owner
> Kim Foels has one thing no one else in Minnesota has, "His Essence."
> > Foels said, "Right away my first instinct when I burn it in my home, it
> just gave me a feeling of when I was a little girl growing up."
> > The candle representing the smell of Jesus Christ is the brainstorm of
> Bob and Karen Tosterud. They're devout Christians.
> > While reading The Bible, Karen learned that when the Messiah returns, his
> garments will smell like myrrh, aloe and cassia.
................
> It sells for $17.99 and burns for 80 hours. You won't be able to get one
> in time for Christmas, but you can get on a waiting list at Interiors
> Plus in Waseca.
> > You can call Interiors Plus at 1-800-310-1512.
Goddamn, you can put a Jesus label on anything but a sack of dog
testicles and make a mint. I'm makin' a bee-line for a printer early
Monday morning. People are gonna go ape-shit for my selection of Holy
Udders.
--
HellPope Huey
The Holy Trinity:
Meds, chili dogs and boobs
"Read the Bible;
s**t starts goin' downhill about page 3."
- Dwayne Kennedy
"There should be just 3 levels of security:
"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
"Fuck ME!"
- Lewis Black
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 17:42:47 -0800
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What a retarded useless fat ugly idiot you are. Why do you live? What
supports your useless pathetic ass? It should be removed. Immediately.
Toot Sweet. As THEY say.
Posted by:: Legume
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:26:01 -0600
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brthrn@dangermedia.orgwrote:
> What a retarded useless fat ugly idiot you are. Why do you live? What
> supports your useless pathetic ass? It should be removed. Immediately.
> Toot Sweet. As THEY say.
Yeah, Huey! WTF is up with that shit?
You're a menacing buttsucker, Huey. Your mother was a midget and your daddy
was one-armed Lithuanian twink. You are a mound of ugly, awful vomit. You
are a shovel full of crud, you scum-sucking fuck.
Smoke a turd in Hell, you lumpy asshat.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:23:56 GMT
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In article ,
Legume wrote:
> brthrn@dangermedia.orgwrote:
>
> > What a retarded useless fat ugly idiot you are. Why do you live? What
> > supports your useless pathetic ass? It should be removed. Immediately.
> > Toot Sweet. As THEY say.
>
> Yeah, Huey! WTF is up with that shit?
I dry-humped him in the elevator at Sears but didn't follow through
later, so now he's all pissy about it.
> You're a menacing buttsucker, Huey.
That's what turned him on; just the miasma of danger gave him the horn.
>Your mother was a midget and your daddy
> was one-armed Lithuanian twink. You are a mound of ugly, awful vomit. You
> are a shovel full of crud, you scum-sucking fuck.
How dare you speak that way to me? I am a child of God and most beloved
by Him for my sweet nature and temperance in those things which are
unclean. I'm FILLED with Christ's love, you lumpy bastard, yet I have
also paid my $30. Belt AND suspenders, ayuh.
> Smoke a turd in Hell, you lumpy asshat.
I thought I was supposed to suck cocks in Hell. Make up your fucking
mind.
--
HellPope Huey
The Holy Trinity:
Meds, chili dogs and boobs
"Read the Bible;
s**t starts goin' downhill about page 3."
- Dwayne Kennedy
"There should be just 3 levels of security:
"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
"Fuck ME!"
- Lewis Black
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 23:52:40 -0800
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:23:56 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article ,
> Legume wrote:
>> brthrn@dangermedia.orgwrote:
>>
>> > What a retarded useless fat ugly idiot you are. Why do you live? What
>> > supports your useless pathetic ass? It should be removed. Immediately.
>> > Toot Sweet. As THEY say.
>>
>> Yeah, Huey! WTF is up with that shit?
>
> I dry-humped him in the elevator at Sears but didn't follow through
>later, so now he's all pissy about it.
>
>> You're a menacing buttsucker, Huey.
>
> That's what turned him on; just the miasma of danger gave him the horn.
>
>>Your mother was a midget and your daddy
>> was one-armed Lithuanian twink. You are a mound of ugly, awful vomit. You
>> are a shovel full of crud, you scum-sucking fuck.
>
> How dare you speak that way to me? I am a child of God and most beloved
>by Him for my sweet nature and temperance in those things which are
>unclean. I'm FILLED with Christ's love, you lumpy bastard, yet I have
>also paid my $30. Belt AND suspenders, ayuh.
>
>> Smoke a turd in Hell, you lumpy asshat.
>
> I thought I was supposed to suck cocks in Hell. Make up your fucking
>mind.
SUBGENIUS LUV, AIN'T IT ALL THAT?
who was that guy who was asking "waht are the satanic verses?" what,
is he BLIND?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Flogging a dead horse is one thing. Flogging a dead AND BURIED horse is
just silly."