Sleek and shining bacon!
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 10:35:35 -0700
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How I miss it, how I pine
Smell so luscious, taste divine
my sleek and shining bacon
My wife, you see, with no holds barred
Has just announced a war on lard.
We're not to buy, or eat or shit
A single piddling piece of it.
"How can we live?" I cry "Alack!"
"without the meat from piggies back?"
But she is firm in her blockade,
There will no cassoulet be made
Nor quiche Lorraine, nor ham and eggs
Not even porc pâté
How I miss it, how I pine
Smell so luscious, taste divine
my sleek and shining bacon
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 11:35:45 -0800
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
> How I miss it, how I pine
> Smell so luscious, taste divine
> my sleek and shining bacon
>
> My wife, you see, with no holds barred
> Has just announced a war on lard.
> We're not to buy, or eat or shit
> A single piddling piece of it.
>
> "How can we live?" I cry "Alack!"
> "without the meat from piggies back?"
> But she is firm in her blockade,
> There will no cassoulet be made
> Nor quiche Lorraine, nor ham and eggs
> Not even porc pâté
>
> How I miss it, how I pine
> Smell so luscious, taste divine
> my sleek and shining bacon
>
As a practicing vegetarian it is an important, even vital, part of my
practice to have bacon once a year. DAMMIT! I think I missed last
year. HOLY CRAP, I also forgot to have a beer for the last TWO years.
OH HELL!!! I can't even REMEMBER getting laid, EVER. Now you see why I
long for the peace of the grave, all this self-torment. Hey, GOOD POME
THOUGH. I'm going to go make a picnic lunch now and ride downtown to
the art supply store and then have lunch by the river. BYE.
Posted by:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 20:20:30 +0000
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On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 11:35:45 -0800, in reply to nenslo
:
>Baldin Pramer wrote:
>>
>> How I miss it, how I pine
>> Smell so luscious, taste divine
>> my sleek and shining bacon
>>
>> My wife, you see, with no holds barred
>> Has just announced a war on lard.
>> We're not to buy, or eat or shit
>> A single piddling piece of it.
>>
>> "How can we live?" I cry "Alack!"
>> "without the meat from piggies back?"
>> But she is firm in her blockade,
>> There will no cassoulet be made
>> Nor quiche Lorraine, nor ham and eggs
>> Not even porc pâté
>>
>> How I miss it, how I pine
>> Smell so luscious, taste divine
>> my sleek and shining bacon
>>
>
>As a practicing vegetarian it is an important, even vital, part of my
What? Can't get it right? Huh huh, me funny.
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 14:19:43 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>>How I miss it, how I pine
>>Smell so luscious, taste divine
>>my sleek and shining bacon
>>
>>My wife, you see, with no holds barred
>>Has just announced a war on lard.
>>We're not to buy, or eat or shit
>>A single piddling piece of it.
>>
>>"How can we live?" I cry "Alack!"
>>"without the meat from piggies back?"
>>But she is firm in her blockade,
>>There will no cassoulet be made
>>Nor quiche Lorraine, nor ham and eggs
>>Not even porc pâté
>>
>>How I miss it, how I pine
>>Smell so luscious, taste divine
>>my sleek and shining bacon
>>
>
>
> As a practicing vegetarian it is an important, even vital, part of my
> practice to have bacon once a year. DAMMIT! I think I missed last
> year. HOLY CRAP, I also forgot to have a beer for the last TWO years.
Shit, that sucks. Then you are due
A bean and beer and bacon stew
> OH HELL!!! I can't even REMEMBER getting laid, EVER.
And after that a fuck or two
> Now you see why I
> long for the peace of the grave, all this self-torment. Hey, GOOD POME
> THOUGH. I'm going to go make a picnic lunch now and ride downtown to
> the art supply store and then have lunch by the river. BYE.
That sounds great. Can I come too?
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 14:53:07 -0800
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>
> > Now you see why I
> > long for the peace of the grave, all this self-torment. Hey, GOOD POME
> > THOUGH. I'm going to go make a picnic lunch now and ride downtown to
> > the art supply store and then have lunch by the river. BYE.
>
> That sounds great. Can I come too?
>
Too late. I am already back. It was pretty nice - one of those days
the TV weather girls call GORjuss, jist a GORjiss day out there, a
TEN!!! which to me is about a six, meaning not too warm but WAY too
bright, glaring and dusty. And of course way too many people. I needed
some .5mm 2H leads and a good nine mile bike ride, and that's what I
got.