Salacia Brags Some More!!!1
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600
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You all suck so bad
that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
WINE!!!!!!1
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
would be bad!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:03:43 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>You all suck so bad
>
>that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>
>LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
>WINE!!!!!!1
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
>
>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
>RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
>would be bad!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
>
>YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
iF i didnt exist you'd have to wipe your own butt!
If I didn't exist you wouldn't have a fan club!!!
If I didn't exist you'd have no one to laugh at!
If I didn't exist you'd think he was a liar. Even though he is
If I didn't exist you'd have no miracles.
If I didn't exist you'd be happier.
If I didn't exist you'd have fewer kids.
If I didn't exist you'd have to take a taxi.
If I didn't exist you'd have to take a digital picture.
If I didn't exist you'd be normal.
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:16:07 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:03:43 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>You all suck so bad
>>
>>that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>>you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>>
>>LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
>>WINE!!!!!!1
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
>>
>>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
>>RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
>>would be bad!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
>>
>>YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
>
>iF i didnt exist you'd have to wipe your own butt!
>
>If I didn't exist you wouldn't have a fan club!!!
>
>If I didn't exist you'd have no one to laugh at!
>
>If I didn't exist you'd think he was a liar. Even though he is
>
>If I didn't exist you'd have no miracles.
>
>If I didn't exist you'd be happier.
>
>If I didn't exist you'd have fewer kids.
>
>If I didn't exist you'd have to take a taxi.
>
>If I didn't exist you'd have to take a digital picture.
>
>If I didn't exist you'd be normal.
iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO ONE TO TORMENT
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YHOU'D HAVE NO DAUGHTER IN LAW!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE SELF ACTUALIZED!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE NOTHING AND HAPPY!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D BE SECURE!!!
IF I DIDNT EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOSE NAGGING DOUBTS!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO HOPE!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST IT WOULD ALL BE OVER BEFORE IT STARTED!!!!
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:34:51 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:16:07 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:03:43 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>You all suck so bad
>>>
>>>that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>>>you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>>>
>>>LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
>>>WINE!!!!!!1
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
>>>
>>>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
>>>RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
>>>would be bad!
>>>
>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
>>>
>>>YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
>>
>>iF i didnt exist you'd have to wipe your own butt!
>>
>>If I didn't exist you wouldn't have a fan club!!!
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd have no one to laugh at!
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd think he was a liar. Even though he is
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd have no miracles.
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd be happier.
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd have fewer kids.
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd have to take a taxi.
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd have to take a digital picture.
>>
>>If I didn't exist you'd be normal.
>
>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO ONE TO TORMENT
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YHOU'D HAVE NO DAUGHTER IN LAW!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE SELF ACTUALIZED!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE NOTHING AND HAPPY!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D BE SECURE!!!
>
>IF I DIDNT EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOSE NAGGING DOUBTS!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO HOPE!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST IT WOULD ALL BE OVER BEFORE IT STARTED!!!!
iF I DIDN'T EXIST THE TOILET WOULD FLUSH LESS OFTEN!
IF I DIDN'LT EXIST SOMEONE ELSE WOULD HAVE MY SOCIAL SECURITY#.!
iF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE WOULD BE NO MORE MOUNTAiN GORILLAS!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST HER LIFE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RUINED AT 15!!!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE A LOT LESS ART!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST MILLIONS OF BEADS WOULD HAVE NO HOME!
IF I DIDN'T EXIST THE LIGHTS WOULDN'T GO OFF AND ON BY THEMSELVES.
GO AWAY!!!!!
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:09:07 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:16:07 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:03:43 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>You all suck so bad
>>>>
>>>>that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>>>>you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>>>>
>>>>LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
>>>>WINE!!!!!!1
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
>>>>
>>>>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
>>>>RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
>>>>would be bad!
>>>>
>>>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
>>>>
>>>>YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
>>>
>>>iF i didnt exist you'd have to wipe your own butt!
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you wouldn't have a fan club!!!
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd have no one to laugh at!
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd think he was a liar. Even though he is
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd have no miracles.
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd be happier.
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd have fewer kids.
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd have to take a taxi.
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd have to take a digital picture.
>>>
>>>If I didn't exist you'd be normal.
>>
>>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO ONE TO TORMENT
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YHOU'D HAVE NO DAUGHTER IN LAW!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE SELF ACTUALIZED!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE NOTHING AND HAPPY!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D BE SECURE!!!
>>
>>IF I DIDNT EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOSE NAGGING DOUBTS!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULDN'T HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO HOPE!
>>
>>IF I DIDN'T EXIST IT WOULD ALL BE OVER BEFORE IT STARTED!!!!
>
>iF I DIDN'T EXIST THE TOILET WOULD FLUSH LESS OFTEN!
>
>IF I DIDN'LT EXIST SOMEONE ELSE WOULD HAVE MY SOCIAL SECURITY#.!
>
>iF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE WOULD BE NO MORE MOUNTAiN GORILLAS!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST HER LIFE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RUINED AT 15!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE A LOT LESS ART!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST MILLIONS OF BEADS WOULD HAVE NO HOME!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THE LIGHTS WOULDN'T GO OFF AND ON BY THEMSELVES.
>
>GO AWAY!!!!!
You go, girl! But don't go there!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:34:13 GMT
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IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST, YOU WOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOOOWW!!!
--
HellPope Huey
A PopeBlack ButtBandit Production
in BumVision
by Pacific Rim Job Graphickals
"Australia is like Arkansas with a beach."
- Greg Proops
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 01:00:14 -0600
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:34:13 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>
> IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST, YOU WOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOOOWW!!!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 10:08:03 GMT
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im gellus
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 19:17:23 -0800
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
> >You all suck so bad
> >
> >that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
> >you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
> >
> >LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
> >WINE!!!!!!1
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
> >
> >iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
> >RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
> >would be bad!
> >
> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
> >
> >YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
>
> iF i didnt exist you'd have to wipe your own butt!
>
> If I didn't exist you wouldn't have a fan club!!!
>
> If I didn't exist you'd have no one to laugh at!
>
> If I didn't exist you'd think he was a liar. Even though he is
>
> If I didn't exist you'd have no miracles.
>
> If I didn't exist you'd be happier.
>
> If I didn't exist you'd have fewer kids.
>
> If I didn't exist you'd have to take a taxi.
>
> If I didn't exist you'd have to take a digital picture.
>
> If I didn't exist you'd be normal.
I'm just glad you didn't get to
my POWER LUCK SINS that I actually
get paranoid about yet!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:26:07 -0600
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On 19 Mar 2005 19:17:23 -0800, "krustymadfaker"
wrote:
>
>HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>> >You all suck so bad
>> >
>> >that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>> >you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>> >
>> >LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
>> >WINE!!!!!!1
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
>> >
>> >iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
>> >RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
>> >would be bad!
>> >
>> >IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
>> >
>> >YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
>>
>> iF i didnt exist you'd have to wipe your own butt!
>>
>> If I didn't exist you wouldn't have a fan club!!!
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd have no one to laugh at!
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd think he was a liar. Even though he is
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd have no miracles.
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd be happier.
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd have fewer kids.
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd have to take a taxi.
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd have to take a digital picture.
>>
>> If I didn't exist you'd be normal.
>
>I'm just glad you didn't get to
>my POWER LUCK SINS that I actually
>get paranoid about yet!!
>
>Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
>"I didn't give up. The equipment
>malfunctioned!"
>
>"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
>-Bela Lugosi
IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO ONE TO RESPOND TO!!!
Posted by:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:37:37 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote in
news:9rop319eptbmn94va398jba501mctjta7b@4ax.com:
> You all suck so bad
>
> that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
> you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>
> LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>
You've been reading Meg's blog, again, haven't you?
http://diaryofmydivorce.blogspot.com/
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:14:04 -0800
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:37:37 GMT, Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
wrote:
>HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote in
>news:9rop319eptbmn94va398jba501mctjta7b@4ax.com:
>
>> You all suck so bad
>>
>> that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>> you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>>
>> LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>>
>You've been reading Meg's blog, again, haven't you?
>
>http://diaryofmydivorce.blogspot.com/
blogs are funny. things so intimate and personal that people would
never talk about them in the real world, but it's OK if you are
posting it to a web page where zillions of people can see it.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Why so happy to laugh with your mouth shut?
You should laugh like a flower, without a care.
Love that leaps from the soul is not the same thing
As love you hang round your neck by a string.
- Rumi
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:15:37 -0800
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:54:22 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>You all suck so bad
>
>that if I wasn't alive to give you permission
>you worms couldint raise the toilet lid to pee!
>
>LET ALONE PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET YOUR CLOTHES DIRTY!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU COULDN'T EAT 'CUZ THERE'D BE NO CLEAN PLATEZ!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D NEVER GET YOUR MAIL!!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST THERE'D BE NO ONE TO DRINK YOUR EXPENSIVE
>WINE!!!!!!1
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOUR VACUUM WOULD WORK!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!1
>
>iF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS BETTER...BUT WITH MORE
>RESPONSIBILILTY!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON A LOT LONGER!!!1!!1
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D GET NO RESPECT!!!!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST I'D BE ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!! and we all know that
>would be bad!
>
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE NO SLACK!!!
>
>YOU PATHETIC MUTHERFUKKER!!!!
If you didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent you.
If you didn't exist, Sonny Bono would not have had to die.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Joyous distrust is a sign of health. Everything absolute belongs to
pathology.
- Nietzsche
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 10:37:08 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
> If you didn't exist, Sonny Bono would not have had to die.
WHAAA??!?!? Sonny is DEAD?!?!?!?
If U2's Bono had a sense of humor...
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 11:46:28 -0800
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>
>
> IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU'D HAVE KILLED YOURSELF BY NOW!!!1
>
>
> IF I DIDN'T EXIST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID!!!!
>
So this is YOUR doing, all this suffering.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 12:52:21 -0800
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>HdMrs. Salacia the >Overseer typed out on >her dead fingers talk
>Burroughs machine:
>IF I DIDN'T EXIST >YOU'D HAVE NO ONE >TO RESPOND TO!!!
Doh! Ya got me but I'm sure it won't be the first time!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million
people
think you are?" -Frank Zappa
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 20 Mar 2005 15:20:16 -0800
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If NONE of you existed...
That means I'm King of the Cats!