STANG = SATAN
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 00:39:19 -0800

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When Rev. Ivan Stang dies, the Satan of the Bible will die for the world
forever. First, Stang will not be coming back to a life in the flesh for
quite some time. Because OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS have no further use to have
him in the flesh (or hanging out around the earth in spirit either) for
quite some time.

Now Satan, Rev. Ivan Stang, even one and the same Lucifer of the Bible.
The leader of the revolt of the infant children, while we were in
heaven. Before any of us were given lives in the flesh. Has been
removed, in the flesh and in spirit, from us, for quite some time.

But Stang, the devil, remains. He is among us at all times while we are
still infants. On the earth, and in heaven.

To explain: The devil is anyone who thinks that contention is fun. The
devil is anyone who is the foe of NENSLO. In any way, at any time.
Satan, the devil, is an evil spirit or person. Satan, Lucifer, (Rev.
Ivan Stang), was the largest evil spirit, and the leader. But he is not
the worst, nor the least.

And NENSLO will tell you that Stang said this or that. But that does not
mean that Lucifer himself said anything. It only means that someone,
unspecific, and in contradiction to NENSLO said something. From now on
when NENSLO tells you that Stang said something NENSLO means Stang, the devil.

Because Lucifer, (Rev. Ivan Stang) will not be allowed to hang out
around the planet earth, in spirit, until he is reborn in the flesh.
Which will not be for approximately one thousand years, give or take a
couple hundred years. As
prophesied.

And by the time that he does return in the flesh. There will be quite a
few good spirits that will be larger in spirit than he is at this time.
And they will also be larger in spirit than he will be at that time.

Thus and accordingly, since the religions currently preach the fairy
tale of Stang, and the bottomless pit, and NENSLO'S archenemy, and their
fantasy that an archangel has some special power. We need to re-note:
Sterno is the tallest archangel. And he is about 50 feet tall. Then
comes Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even. And his head comes to about
Sterno's chest. Then there is Jesus. And his head comes to Satan's
shoulders. Then there is this Scribe. Who's head comes to about Jesus'
shoulders. Then the rest of the house of Stang comes somewhere between
this Scribes waste and his elbow. Every last man among them. At this
time. But that will change before Stang, Lucifer, returns.

And an archangel is not as tall as NENSLO'S small finger is wide.

Rev. Ivan Stang is the one who pushed, and pushed, and pushed the
Chinese leaders into planting five times the nuclear weapons in the
United States of America, than the U.S. planted around the whole world.
Save their own soil. I
myself watched Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even, beg the current
Chinese leader to plant more bombs. And I quote: "More bombs, more
bombs," because he was going to miss yours truly.

And the religions of the world will come to understand that Stang was
only for our spiritual infancy, while we were alive, in the flesh, on
the earth, for a few thousand years.

Now some people, and some religions, think that it is important. Very,
very, very important, that NENSLO is alive, in the flesh, in America, at
this time. Those are the ones that listen to OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS. And
those that do not think that it is important are the ones that listen to
Stang, the devil.

Don't you think that the churches should tell someone???


Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 08:57:26 GMT

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:422EB631.D4329915@yahoox.com...
>
> When Rev. Ivan Stang dies, the Satan of the Bible will die for the world
> forever. First, Stang will not be coming back to a life in the flesh for
> quite some time. Because OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS have no further use to have
> him in the flesh (or hanging out around the earth in spirit either) for
> quite some time...........

Quite frankly Nenlso, I am glad you posted this, many of the readers here
have thought such things in secret and too afraid to speak up, I am glad
someone had the courage that you did tonight.

I have just seen the sickest display of his charcter in alt.binaries.slack,
he is posting or showing off his wonder mansion in the hills of Ohio whilst
fully being aware that myself and many other Subgeni after listening to his
advise to "Quit yer job" are living in abject poverty.

Ivan has also sold out to the devil and is using vocal techniques by
fat-right-wing-radio-shock-jocks in his radio brain buffing hour of slack
ministry hour, I actually went through a ton of audio by stang and have
noticed that he either consciously or subconsciously is adjusting his vocal
tones in a certain way and creating certain tones which penetrate the
cerebral cortex which renders the poor listener helpless to the constant
pleas for cash.

Its time for people like you Nenslo to take this Church back, One has to
realise that Rev Ivan Stang is no more and no less than a sacred scribe,
sacred scribes throughout human history have been proven again, again and
again to misinterpret and interfere with any sacred words spoken by a true
master.

Hell it didn't take long for the gospel writers to turn Jesus into a pussy,
We can only wonder what Stang and his ilk have done to the word of "BoB".

My ongoing fantasy is too see Stang dumped into a stangy pond, naked, alone
and humiliated by , oh that's already happened, Well, umm goodnight and
sleep tight dear Nenslo.

"And the truth shall set you free"




Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 17:49:27 GMT

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> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:422EB631.D4329915@yahoox.com...
> >
> > When Rev. Ivan Stang dies, the Satan of the Bible will die for the world
> > forever. First, Stang will not be coming back to a life in the flesh for
> > quite some time. Because OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS have no further use to have
> > him in the flesh (or hanging out around the earth in spirit either) for
> > quite some time...........

Yeah, yeah, fuck all that, where's the buffet and the bleedin' cordial?

You crapulent blasphemer. If not for Contention, this Church, in fact,
ALL churches, would dry up and blow away. YOU would dry up and blow
away. You're the Flakey Foont of the Misogyny set and don't have much
meat to spare. Civility HYDRATES you. Hydrate, Ken! Won't you try a
nice, tall, cool glass of Civility? No? Boy, is this dry, dry place in
trouble.

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Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden

"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady


Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 13:47:42 -0500

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Yeah, well, here's some OBJECTIVE proof that this might be so:

http://www.newsnet5.com/family/4268157/detail.html

http://www.newsnet5.com/station/4267892/detail.html

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4268107/detail.html

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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 11:55:36 -0800

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On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 13:47:42 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>Yeah, well, here's some OBJECTIVE proof that this might be so:
>
>http://www.newsnet5.com/family/4268157/detail.html
>
>http://www.newsnet5.com/station/4267892/detail.html
>
>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4268107/detail.html
>
>[*]
>-----
>


"The vet told Morrison he didn't know if the cat has one or two
brains, but having one would give the cat a better chance to survive."

lol

I guess they mean, having one, rather than two.



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event is still connected. By the expansionist Big Bang theory, by
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Thus, everything is in immediate contact with everything else.

Among other implications, everyone's head is up their ass.



Posted by:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 14:13:34 GMT

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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:WTyXd.190504$K7.40667@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:422EB631.D4329915@yahoox.com...
>>
>> When Rev. Ivan Stang dies, the Satan of the Bible will die for the world
>> forever. First, Stang will not be coming back to a life in the flesh for
>> quite some time. Because OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS have no further use to have
>> him in the flesh (or hanging out around the earth in spirit either) for
>> quite some time...........
>
> Quite frankly Nenlso, I am glad you posted this, many of the readers here
> have thought such things in secret and too afraid to speak up,

Hey, wait a minute, what sUBgenIus actually thought, huh? And if they did
think why would they do it in secret? Geez, have you ever seen a time when
subs kept anything private like their bowel movements and desires for sheep?
I wait for the day when a sub will do something, anything and keep their
mouth shut.

Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta




Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 9 Mar 2005 05:13:35 -0800

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The foe of NENSLO.


hahA! That's brilliant.



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 08:44:31 -0800

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On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 00:39:19 -0800, nenslo wrote:

>
>When Rev. Ivan Stang dies, the Satan of the Bible will die for the world
>forever. First, Stang will not be coming back to a life in the flesh for
>quite some time. Because OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS have no further use to have
>him in the flesh (or hanging out around the earth in spirit either) for
>quite some time.
>
>Now Satan, Rev. Ivan Stang, even one and the same Lucifer of the Bible.
>The leader of the revolt of the infant children, while we were in
>heaven. Before any of us were given lives in the flesh. Has been
>removed, in the flesh and in spirit, from us, for quite some time.
>
>But Stang, the devil, remains. He is among us at all times while we are
>still infants. On the earth, and in heaven.
>
>To explain: The devil is anyone who thinks that contention is fun. The
>devil is anyone who is the foe of NENSLO. In any way, at any time.
>Satan, the devil, is an evil spirit or person. Satan, Lucifer, (Rev.
>Ivan Stang), was the largest evil spirit, and the leader. But he is not
>the worst, nor the least.
>
>And NENSLO will tell you that Stang said this or that. But that does not
>mean that Lucifer himself said anything. It only means that someone,
>unspecific, and in contradiction to NENSLO said something. From now on
>when NENSLO tells you that Stang said something NENSLO means Stang, the devil.
>
>Because Lucifer, (Rev. Ivan Stang) will not be allowed to hang out
>around the planet earth, in spirit, until he is reborn in the flesh.
>Which will not be for approximately one thousand years, give or take a
>couple hundred years. As
>prophesied.
>
>And by the time that he does return in the flesh. There will be quite a
>few good spirits that will be larger in spirit than he is at this time.
>And they will also be larger in spirit than he will be at that time.
>
>Thus and accordingly, since the religions currently preach the fairy
>tale of Stang, and the bottomless pit, and NENSLO'S archenemy, and their
>fantasy that an archangel has some special power. We need to re-note:
>Sterno is the tallest archangel. And he is about 50 feet tall. Then
>comes Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even. And his head comes to about
>Sterno's chest. Then there is Jesus. And his head comes to Satan's
>shoulders. Then there is this Scribe. Who's head comes to about Jesus'
>shoulders. Then the rest of the house of Stang comes somewhere between
>this Scribes waste and his elbow. Every last man among them. At this
>time. But that will change before Stang, Lucifer, returns.
>
>And an archangel is not as tall as NENSLO'S small finger is wide.
>
>Rev. Ivan Stang is the one who pushed, and pushed, and pushed the
>Chinese leaders into planting five times the nuclear weapons in the
>United States of America, than the U.S. planted around the whole world.
>Save their own soil. I
>myself watched Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even, beg the current
>Chinese leader to plant more bombs. And I quote: "More bombs, more
>bombs," because he was going to miss yours truly.
>
>And the religions of the world will come to understand that Stang was
>only for our spiritual infancy, while we were alive, in the flesh, on
>the earth, for a few thousand years.
>
>Now some people, and some religions, think that it is important. Very,
>very, very important, that NENSLO is alive, in the flesh, in America, at
>this time. Those are the ones that listen to OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS. And
>those that do not think that it is important are the ones that listen to
>Stang, the devil.
>
>Don't you think that the churches should tell someone???

whoa shit, Nenslo. I think you may be really on to something this
time. Did you ever notice that Stang's "church" name, "Stang", is
kind of an anagram of "Satan"?

And another thing, here:

>Sterno is the tallest archangel. And he is about 50 feet tall. Then
>comes Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even. And his head comes to about
>Sterno's chest. Then there is Jesus. And his head comes to Satan's
>shoulders. Then there is this Scribe. Who's head comes to about Jesus'
>shoulders. Then the rest of the house of Stang comes somewhere between
>this Scribes waste and his elbow.

Stang IS 40 feet tall, as the above prophesy indicates. I noticed it
when I met him, but I didn't want to say anything and embarass him.

But more so, think about it. We all trust Stang. We all LIKE Stang.
But we never see "Bob". All we ever see is Stang, as if "Bob" ...
"Bob" could be DEAD for all we know. ARE WE FOLLOWING THE WRONG FALSE
PROPHET?

As a subgenius I think I have to believe that the supposed "God" of
the Bible is actually the false God of the Gnostics and therefore the
Satan of the Bible is not the BAD Satan at all, but is the Good God
and the Good God is actually the Bad God, Satan, and therefore to be a
subgenius I should be following the Bad Satan who is the Good God,
BUT, are we following the BAD SATAN WHO IS NOT THE GOOD SATAN WHO IS
THE GOOD GOD, BUT RATHER IS THE BAD GOD WHO IS THE BAD SATAN?

Who IS this "Reverend Ivan Stang"?





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Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 12:55:43 -0800

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STANG = SANTA



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 14:16:41 -0800

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STANG = SANTA

And Santa Wears a Red Suit. Whichmakes him a tool of the Devil!

Actualy spoken to me by a so called christain!



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:03:49 -0700

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We have Macy's dept. store and Coca-Cola (both tools ob de debil!) to thank
for Santa's Red suit...before marketing his suit was brown, green, furry, or
anything else. But think about it...
Santa----Satan! Only one letter to transpose and PRESTO! Since the original
Wildman of the Woods was a Shaman prototype ( a Yetisyn if ever there was
one!) and Pan the devil of the Greco-Roman Christians was also god of the
woods, it stands to reason Santa is in fact, Satan...did you know he used to
have a devilish black companion who would kill bad little children and stuff
them in his sack? His name: Kriskringle!

Ooooooooh, Spooky kids!

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: "End x Art"
Date: 11 Mar 2005 09:48:33 -0800

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Giles wrote:
> STANG = SANTA


STANG = GNATS



Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 13:05:53 -0500

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>>STANG = GNATS

STANG = ANGST

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Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 13:46:31 -0500

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On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 13:05:53 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:

>>>STANG = GNATS
>
> STANG = ANGST

STANG = NAS-T G. = The World's Stinkiest Rapper to hit the scene
since Carmen Miranda's fruit hat rotted to the point of becoming
ambulatory and able to speak.


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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:58:59 GMT

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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 13:05:53 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> >>>STANG = GNATS
> >
> > STANG = ANGST
>
> STANG = NAS-T G. = The World's Stinkiest Rapper to hit the scene
> since Carmen Miranda's fruit hat rotted to the point of becoming
> ambulatory and able to speak.

I mentally anagramed that into ANTS and got flashes of scenes from
"Them."

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I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes

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is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
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Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 02:28:16 -0500

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On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:58:59 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:


> I mentally anagramed that into ANTS and got flashes of scenes from
> "Them."

And *I* mentally anagramed THAT into TANS and got flashes of scenes
from "Bikini Beach Blanket Bonobo Bongo Blammo Gun-Hoe Bung-Hole!"

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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 14:13:59 -0800

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Those are the ones that listen to OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS. And
those that do not think that it is important are the ones that listen
to
Stang, the devil.


Don't you think that the churches should tell someone???


Listen, Stang might be a liver livered flat Foot 4-F loser who never
met a man he didn't like (if you know what I mean). Sure he's got bad
breath, poor posture, and those realy nasty green looking teeth.

And sure, the Cleveland PD makes him register as a known Sheep
Molester.

But he is not the Devil!

Besides, If Satan took a human form, he would probally take the form of
some guy who actually looks good, has money and is hung like a horse!

So that really takes Stang out of the picture! (me too for that matter)



Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 17:21:01 -0500

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We've actually reached the point here where we are debating whether a
certain performer having a religious sounding stage name is actually the
incarnate version of another mythical creature, for whom no direct evidence
of existence has been found.

That should be a new Olympic Event. Jumping from an unfounded premise to an
unsupportable conclusion!

You kin git HURT real bad that way!

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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:40:42 GMT

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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:

> That should be a new Olympic Event. Jumping from an unfounded premise to an
> unsupportable conclusion! You kin git HURT real bad that way!

Welcome to the Internet, Mister MisterSister. I have many evidentiary
scars, one even shaped a bit like Bart Simpson, if Bart had 2 ears on
one side.

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Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!

Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden

"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Mar 2005 16:20:12 GMT

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nenslo wrote in news:422EB631.D4329915@yahoox.com:

>
> When Rev. Ivan Stang dies, the Satan of the Bible will die for the world
> forever. First, Stang will not be coming back to a life in the flesh for
> quite some time. Because OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS have no further use to
> have him in the flesh (or hanging out around the earth in spirit either)
> for quite some time.
>
> Now Satan, Rev. Ivan Stang, even one and the same Lucifer of the Bible.
> The leader of the revolt of the infant children, while we were in
> heaven. Before any of us were given lives in the flesh. Has been
> removed, in the flesh and in spirit, from us, for quite some time.
>
> But Stang, the devil, remains. He is among us at all times while we are
> still infants. On the earth, and in heaven.
>
> To explain: The devil is anyone who thinks that contention is fun. The
> devil is anyone who is the foe of NENSLO. In any way, at any time.
> Satan, the devil, is an evil spirit or person. Satan, Lucifer, (Rev.
> Ivan Stang), was the largest evil spirit, and the leader. But he is not
> the worst, nor the least.
>
> And NENSLO will tell you that Stang said this or that. But that does not
> mean that Lucifer himself said anything. It only means that someone,
> unspecific, and in contradiction to NENSLO said something. From now on
> when NENSLO tells you that Stang said something NENSLO means Stang, the
> devil.
>
> Because Lucifer, (Rev. Ivan Stang) will not be allowed to hang out
> around the planet earth, in spirit, until he is reborn in the flesh.
> Which will not be for approximately one thousand years, give or take a
> couple hundred years. As
> prophesied.
>
> And by the time that he does return in the flesh. There will be quite a
> few good spirits that will be larger in spirit than he is at this time.
> And they will also be larger in spirit than he will be at that time.
>
> Thus and accordingly, since the religions currently preach the fairy
> tale of Stang, and the bottomless pit, and NENSLO'S archenemy, and their
> fantasy that an archangel has some special power. We need to re-note:
> Sterno is the tallest archangel. And he is about 50 feet tall. Then
> comes Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even. And his head comes to about
> Sterno's chest. Then there is Jesus. And his head comes to Satan's
> shoulders. Then there is this Scribe. Who's head comes to about Jesus'
> shoulders. Then the rest of the house of Stang comes somewhere between
> this Scribes waste and his elbow. Every last man among them. At this
> time. But that will change before Stang, Lucifer, returns.
>
> And an archangel is not as tall as NENSLO'S small finger is wide.
>
> Rev. Ivan Stang is the one who pushed, and pushed, and pushed the
> Chinese leaders into planting five times the nuclear weapons in the
> United States of America, than the U.S. planted around the whole world.
> Save their own soil. I
> myself watched Satan, Lucifer, Rev. Ivan Stang even, beg the current
> Chinese leader to plant more bombs. And I quote: "More bombs, more
> bombs," because he was going to miss yours truly.
>
> And the religions of the world will come to understand that Stang was
> only for our spiritual infancy, while we were alive, in the flesh, on
> the earth, for a few thousand years.
>
> Now some people, and some religions, think that it is important. Very,
> very, very important, that NENSLO is alive, in the flesh, in America, at
> this time. Those are the ones that listen to OUR HEAVENLY PARENTS. And
> those that do not think that it is important are the ones that listen to
> Stang, the devil.
>
> Don't you think that the churches should tell someone???

Anyone who equates something to the devil is an idiot.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:23:37 GMT

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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
> Anyone who equates something to the devil is an idiot.

Anyone who equates something to the devil has had dinner with my
family.

--

HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes

Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison

"Diaper fee for chimp brides."
- "The Simpsons"


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Mar 2005 19:42:30 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
D053B8.12244411032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>>
>> Anyone who equates something to the devil is an idiot.
>
> Anyone who equates something to the devil has had dinner with my
> family.
>

Ok... so apparently there are exceptions.

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