Reinsert the Tube!
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:17:27 GMT
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Go on!
Stick it in her!
You know she wants it!
Posted by:: "Olsnen"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:32:44 -0500
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Scleeeep!
Theer it goes
Up her nose
But do her toes glows
Whilst her brains dose?
Who knows?
--
~Olsnen~
Infinity is patient
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:48:25 -0700
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König, Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> Go on!
> Stick it in her!
> You know she wants it!
A vegetable
Really shouldn't care much, if
Large dick buggers her.
Sneak into her room
In the middle of the night
Dick already hard.
Now that feeding tube
Is no longer a problem
Roll over rover!
Down goes the blanket
Up goes the hospital gown
Hello to brown eye!
Ooo. Ahh. Pokey. Splurt.
That was good, let's try for two.
Hummana. Uh. Uh.
Next morning they say
"Did you hear about last night?
There was an assault!"
"Oh?" (Act innocent).
"Some guy snuck into the room
And screwed 'em in ass!"
"That's really dreadful."
"And poor Mr Jones was just
In for a nose job!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Mr Jones in room 16."
"Wasn't that the gork?"
"Nah, it wasn't her.
They moved her to 17
Yesterday, some time."
Oh, gosh a roony.
I buggered the wrong patient.
Does this mean I'm gay?
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
Come to think of it, I would really feel no guilt
whatsoever in killing brain-eating zombies before
they could eat my brain. In fact, why wait until
they're zombies? It's pretty easy to tell just by
looking who's going to turn into a zombie. If
they're all curled up on the floor yelling "Don't
shoot me! Don't shoot me!", they're a lot easier
to kill then when they're trying to eat your brain
and you have to shoot them a bunch of time before
they stop trying to eat your brain.
--nu-monet
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:56:13 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>König, Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>>
>> Go on!
>> Stick it in her!
>> You know she wants it!
>
>
>A vegetable
>Really shouldn't care much, if
>Large dick buggers her.
>
>Sneak into her room
>In the middle of the night
>Dick already hard.
>
>Now that feeding tube
>Is no longer a problem
>Roll over rover!
>
>Down goes the blanket
>Up goes the hospital gown
>Hello to brown eye!
>
>Ooo. Ahh. Pokey. Splurt.
>That was good, let's try for two.
>Hummana. Uh. Uh.
>
>Next morning they say
>"Did you hear about last night?
>There was an assault!"
>
>"Oh?" (Act innocent).
>"Some guy snuck into the room
>And screwed 'em in ass!"
>
>"That's really dreadful."
>"And poor Mr Jones was just
>In for a nose job!"
>
>"Huh? What do you mean?"
>"Mr Jones in room 16."
>"Wasn't that the gork?"
>
>"Nah, it wasn't her.
>They moved her to 17
>Yesterday, some time."
>
>Oh, gosh a roony.
>I buggered the wrong patient.
>Does this mean I'm gay?
>
>
>
>--
>Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
>http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
>***********
>Come to think of it, I would really feel no guilt
>whatsoever in killing brain-eating zombies before
>they could eat my brain. In fact, why wait until
>they're zombies? It's pretty easy to tell just by
>looking who's going to turn into a zombie. If
>they're all curled up on the floor yelling "Don't
>shoot me! Don't shoot me!", they're a lot easier
>to kill then when they're trying to eat your brain
>and you have to shoot them a bunch of time before
>they stop trying to eat your brain.
> --nu-monet
We passed "Death with Dignity" somewhere waaaay back down the road!
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 14:50:41 -0800
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If her Husband had just taken some black shoe polish, given her a
Minstral face, then the Repugs would have cared less if she lived or
died.
In fact, they would be going to court to DEMAND the tube be removed!