RANT NITE
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:53:59 +1000
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I Feeeeel it in the - um… air.
Going to get a bottle of wine - Ha! another reason this country rocks -
I can get good wine at 6 Ozbux a bottle or $10 to $15 for really good
stuff - had a couple of Viking chicks here for a while - they said a 4
litre cask of Oz wine ($10 here) cost the equivalent of $60 or $70 in norway
Hey C-Smirka let's RANT 'n Rave a bit in goathead
Maybe Plot 'n Plan?
These seppos are going to need Evacuation
SHUT UP WITH THOSE _STUPID_ JOKES ABOUT EXCREMEDITATION!
This is Serious…
They still seem to think the saucers are landing over there.
Maybe Stang hasn't told them…
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:10:55 GMT
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"John Cook" wrote in message
news:424a8546$0$264$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au...
>I Feeeeel it in the - um… air.
>
> Going to get a bottle of wine - Ha! another reason this country rocks - I
> can get good wine at 6 Ozbux a bottle or $10 to $15 for really good
> stuff - had a couple of Viking chicks here for a while - they said a 4
> litre cask of Oz wine ($10 here) cost the equivalent of $60 or $70 in
> norway
Damn fucking right, I pity the poor Americans, I really do, stuck with cheap
Californian wine that tastes like "issue" from a decrepid 39 year old pet
dog that someone forgot to tell to die.
>
> Hey C-Smirka let's RANT 'n Rave a bit in goathead
>
> Maybe Plot 'n Plan?
Im not much of a plotter or a planner, and I have to goto work tommorow,
sure it may be fine and dandy to go around getting drunk and having
beautiful women around..damn..er, well ive got Bobs face and an ulcer from
today to keep me company.
> These seppos are going to need Evacuation
Too true, too true, wont be too long now..
> SHUT UP WITH THOSE _STUPID_ JOKES ABOUT EXCREMEDITATION!
I agree, it is so juvenile, who in there right mind thought up this? so now
doing a shit is a meditative discipline, sigh, this sort of highschool talk
is probably why this cult attracts the more, how can I say,...well I better
not.
> This is Serious…
>
> They still seem to think the saucers are landing over there.
Idiots!, I have asked the false one, "Stang" before about the whole July 5th
7am thing, and he did point out that we Australians will be the amongst the
first to be saved, since we are a day or so ahead of the American ( and in
MANY more ways).
So when the saucers do arrive, do they honestly expect that after picking up
saved ones in NZ and Australia that they are going to go all the way to
Europe and America! ha!, "Bob" values slack more then anything, im guessing
here that he will only come to our neck of the woods.
>
> Maybe Stang hasn't told them…
Would you?
> --
> John Cook
>
>
> The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 21:43:20 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> "John Cook" wrote in message
> news:424a8546$0$264$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au...
>
>>I Feeeeel it in the - um… air.
>>
>>Going to get a bottle of wine - Ha! another reason this country rocks - I
>>can get good wine at 6 Ozbux a bottle or $10 to $15 for really good
>>stuff - had a couple of Viking chicks here for a while - they said a 4
>>litre cask of Oz wine ($10 here) cost the equivalent of $60 or $70 in
>>norway
>
>
> Damn fucking right, I pity the poor Americans, I really do, stuck with cheap
> Californian wine that tastes like "issue" from a decrepid 39 year old pet
> dog that someone forgot to tell to die.
>
>
>
>>Hey C-Smirka let's RANT 'n Rave a bit in goathead
>>
>>Maybe Plot 'n Plan?
>
>
> Im not much of a plotter or a planner, and I have to goto work tommorow,
> sure it may be fine and dandy to go around getting drunk and having
> beautiful women around..damn..er, well ive got Bobs face and an ulcer from
> today to keep me company.
Just kidding - trying to get this place (alt.slack.goathead) as sort of
an Oz local alt.slack - you should post stuff for Oz here.
As for beautiful women etc. U R a sugG! - only a young one yet, but you
can do ANYTHING! Fuk it! Why NOT live here? you might have to save
enough to do a dive instructors course or something to get work but
paradise is only a decision away.
I have been REALLY restraining myself in alt.slack re just how
incredible this place is (did u read my post 'slacktown NQ' I only
posted it here) - but even living in syd u are way better off than most.
>>These seppos are going to need Evacuation
>
>
> Too true, too true, wont be too long now..
>
>
>
>>SHUT UP WITH THOSE _STUPID_ JOKES ABOUT EXCREMEDITATION!
>
>
> I agree, it is so juvenile, who in there right mind thought up this? so now
> doing a shit is a meditative discipline, sigh, this sort of highschool talk
> is probably why this cult attracts the more, how can I say,...well I better
> not.
U R not eating enough fibre my poor boy!
here's a recipe for you…
empty a bottle of tang into a bowl
add a tang jar full of psyllium husks
add as much brewers yeast as u can handle (half a T jar?)
(unless you like the 'edge' vitamin b deficency gives one)
Mix 'n bag
add 2 or 3 heaped desert spoons to cold water
drink immediatly after mixing
twice a day
in a week you'll be Shitting like a KING!
>>This is Serious…
>>
>>They still seem to think the saucers are landing over there.
>
>
> Idiots!, I have asked the false one, "Stang" before about the whole July 5th
> 7am thing, and he did point out that we Australians will be the amongst the
> first to be saved, since we are a day or so ahead of the American ( and in
> MANY more ways).
>
> So when the saucers do arrive, do they honestly expect that after picking up
> saved ones in NZ and Australia that they are going to go all the way to
> Europe and America! ha!, "Bob" values slack more then anything, im guessing
> here that he will only come to our neck of the woods.
>
>
>>Maybe Stang hasn't told them…
>
>
> Would you?
LOL
PS got a six pac after all;)
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 21:45:16 +1000
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SHIT
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:50:30 GMT
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"John Cook" wrote in message
news:424a90d6$0$264$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>> "John Cook" wrote in message
>> news:424a8546$0$264$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au...
>>
>>>I Feeeeel it in the - um… air.
>>>
>>>Going to get a bottle of wine - Ha! another reason this country rocks - I
>>>can get good wine at 6 Ozbux a bottle or $10 to $15 for really good
>>>stuff - had a couple of Viking chicks here for a while - they said a 4
>>>litre cask of Oz wine ($10 here) cost the equivalent of $60 or $70 in
>>>norway
>>
>>
>> Damn fucking right, I pity the poor Americans, I really do, stuck with
>> cheap Californian wine that tastes like "issue" from a decrepid 39 year
>> old pet dog that someone forgot to tell to die.
>>
>>
>>
>>>Hey C-Smirka let's RANT 'n Rave a bit in goathead
>>>
>>>Maybe Plot 'n Plan?
>>
>>
>> Im not much of a plotter or a planner, and I have to goto work tommorow,
>> sure it may be fine and dandy to go around getting drunk and having
>> beautiful women around..damn..er, well ive got Bobs face and an ulcer
>> from today to keep me company.
>
> Just kidding - trying to get this place (alt.slack.goathead) as sort of an
> Oz local alt.slack - you should post stuff for Oz here.
>
> As for beautiful women etc. U R a sugG! - only a young one yet, but you
> can do ANYTHING! Fuk it! Why NOT live here? you might have to save
> enough to do a dive instructors course or something to get work but
> paradise is only a decision away.
>
> I have been REALLY restraining myself in alt.slack re just how incredible
> this place is (did u read my post 'slacktown NQ' I only posted it here) -
> but even living in syd u are way better off than most.
>
>>>These seppos are going to need Evacuation
>>
>>
>> Too true, too true, wont be too long now..
>>
>>
>>
>>>SHUT UP WITH THOSE _STUPID_ JOKES ABOUT EXCREMEDITATION!
>>
>>
>> I agree, it is so juvenile, who in there right mind thought up this? so
>> now doing a shit is a meditative discipline, sigh, this sort of
>> highschool talk is probably why this cult attracts the more, how can I
>> say,...well I better not.
>
> U R not eating enough fibre my poor boy!
>
> here's a recipe for you…
>
> empty a bottle of tang into a bowl
> add a tang jar full of psyllium husks
> add as much brewers yeast as u can handle (half a T jar?)
> (unless you like the 'edge' vitamin b deficency gives one)
>
> Mix 'n bag
>
> add 2 or 3 heaped desert spoons to cold water
>
> drink immediatly after mixing
>
> twice a day
>
> in a week you'll be Shitting like a KING!
>
>>>This is Serious…
>>>
>>>They still seem to think the saucers are landing over there.
>>
>>
>> Idiots!, I have asked the false one, "Stang" before about the whole July
>> 5th 7am thing, and he did point out that we Australians will be the
>> amongst the first to be saved, since we are a day or so ahead of the
>> American ( and in MANY more ways).
>>
>> So when the saucers do arrive, do they honestly expect that after picking
>> up saved ones in NZ and Australia that they are going to go all the way
>> to Europe and America! ha!, "Bob" values slack more then anything, im
>> guessing here that he will only come to our neck of the woods.
>>
>>
>>>Maybe Stang hasn't told them…
>>
>>
>> Would you?
>
> LOL
>
> PS got a six pac after all;)
>
>
> --
> John Cook
>
>
> The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Ah, beer on a Wednesday....and about Australian Subgeniuses, Are there many?
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 21:57:30 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> Ah, beer on a Wednesday....and about Australian Subgeniuses, Are there many?
>
>
WHY the FUK not! - even if it's home brew - make your own slack.
as for Australian Subgeniuses - I have no idea re no. of paid up ppl -
but I do know that the very spirit of oz is so like 'slack™' that we
would hit them with copyright theft if we weren't so slack;)
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:02:21 GMT
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"John Cook" wrote in message
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> but I do know that the very spirit of oz is so like 'slack™' that we would
> hit them with copyright theft if we weren't so slack;)
Too true