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> What I'm interested is is whether the hairpies in their drains are
> swirled clockwise or counterclockwise. For that matter are their pubes
> curled cockwise or countercockwise in men, and twatwise or
> countertwatwise in women.
>
Circles had in the air
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:41:59 +1000
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> What I'm interested is is whether the hairpies in their drains are
> swirled clockwise or counterclockwise.
there aren't any.
large, venemous spiders remove them to build nests inside peoples' ear
cavities.
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:17:58 +1000
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
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>> What I'm interested is is whether the hairpies in their drains are
>> swirled clockwise or counterclockwise.
ok - just tested it - definately COUNTERclockwise
> there aren't any.
>
> large, venemous spiders remove them to build nests inside peoples' ear
> cavities.
This is not strictly true… they are NOT (very) venemous - lol see dropbears…
I did have a cockie (La CoCaRatcha (sp) - not the birds…) problem in
the bathroom (NOT the dunny) till someone was playing with the minimag
one night and spotted a biggish green tree frog in the bushes - I caught
it - you've got to wet your hands first - and installed it in the
bathroom. I made this really lovely home for it (half a coconut shell
that had a bit broken out of it (for a door) stuck to the wall of the
shower - but it never moved in - it preferred a big plant…
cleaned up the cockies real quick - was funny to see it's shits - all
cockie shells (except the time it had 2 water mellon seeds in it - dunno
where They came from lol)
ps
the minimag was SLACK™ in action - was just clearing years of weeds away
from a place I wanted a garden - there it was! - I washed it off with
the hose - very encrusted - been there for years - then I switched it on…
pps
I think the minimag in the garden was related to the Amazing number of
bongs I also found...
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 00:48:48 +1000
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>> large, venemous spiders remove them to build nests inside peoples' ear
>> cavities.
>
> This is not strictly true… they are NOT (very) venemous - lol see
> dropbears…
i used to have a really boring spider farm. land crabs, bird-eating
spiders. big fuckers, but cowardly. i got rid of them by adding the
sullen thug bastards of class Arachnida. it used to be a happy little
habitat for our eight-legged friends.
it's a lot like alt.slack, now.
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 12:39:17 +1000
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> When it's 9 PM in New York on Wednesday, what day and time is it for you?
I would have been able to tell you that exactly except - shit ok I'll
start os 9 and look at the map thingie
Ok - starting…
> Just checking. If it's YESTERDAY for you, hell, I'll be happy to send you a
> discrete warning of anything forthcoming, but if it's Tomorrow, then I'd
> shore appreciate it if you'd give us a heads up, thanks.
it's written on the dunny (I'm deliberatly NOT translating - Fuk u
seppos;) wall:
Do not fear that the world will end today
for it is already tomorrow in austraila.
and somone has scrawled 'poor old USA - stuck in yesterday' beside it
> I guess I also am curious if you are night owls or early birds. You rarely
> see Europeans and Limeys posting at this hour natively on account of they
> are probably asleep.
I just live on this machine and I've never had an 'always on' net
connection before. So I _try_ to get work done between posts all day -
then knock off about 6pm - do a wander round town to get dinner and
usually some cheap booze - check out the babes - guessing nationalities
is a good game - come home and - OK OK OK I admit it FUK I'm an
alt.slack JUNKIE
Now go away - I've got to get stuff done!
STOP AMUSING ME OK!
> I can see staying up all night to read Alt.Slack, but not getting up early
> for the same purpose, BTW.
>
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The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 12:46:51 +1000
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John Cook wrote:
> iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>> When it's 9 PM in New York on Wednesday, what day and time is it for you?
Map cdev sais it's 9.46 now in NYC
Today is rent and local rag day
that's thursday
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Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 12:51:31 +1000
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John Cook wrote:
> John Cook wrote:
>
>> iDRMRSR wrote:
>>
>>> When it's 9 PM in New York on Wednesday, what day and time is it for
>>> you?
>
>
> Map cdev sais it's 9.46 now in NYC
> Today is rent and local rag day
> that's thursday
how DUMB was that - ok my Clock says nearly 1pm
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The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:22:16 -0500
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Hay, I learned a lot.
While I'm thinking about going to bed, you folks are having lunchee
wunchees.
Fact is, you are eating tomorrow's lunch!
I guess that proves this guy right!
http://www.timecube.com/
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Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 03:37:05 -0500
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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:22:16 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
> While I'm thinking about going to bed, you folks are having lunchee
> wunchees.
>
> Fact is, you are eating tomorrow's lunch!
Unfortunately that means that we are destined to always eat
yesterday's lunch!
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:47:25 +1000
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> When it's 9 PM in New York on Wednesday, what day and time is it for you?
it's ALWAYS SOME OTHER TIME.
this applies for any gathering held in IRC which is advertised to start
at a particular time. no matter what time it's supposed to be, it's
always some other time here.
you might think this could be useful, but our Pink rulers have managed
to work out a way of using it to their advantage. for example, over
eighty percent of the populace voted for The Other Guy, but by the time
the election was less than two hours old, That Guy was announcing that
he'd won.
or that he was about to have anticipated having won.
this is why i sleep for twenty hours a day.