Products I really love
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 05:26:38 GMT
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1) Magnum condoms. They make really tough rain hats in a pinch and will
also stretch far enough to act as a body bag for people weighing up to
175 pounds.
2) Wham-O Wrist Rockets
3) #3 ball bearings.
4) Bullets.
5) Troll-whackers.
6) Malathion gumdrops for j'lard.
7) 6-Bladed windbreakers. Almost as good as 7-Bladers and a lot
cheaper.
8) Flaming Death From Above in the 6- and 12-packs.
9) $5000 Mellotrons I can't afford anyway.
10) Dirty Love.
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HellPope Huey
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stomp ye not the flaming fudge bag,
keepeth thy shoes pure.
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or maybe bigger.
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the other team doesn't!"
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 16:34:49 +1100
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> 1) Magnum condoms. They make really tough rain hats in a pinch and will
> also stretch far enough to act as a body bag for people weighing up to
> 175 pounds.
fetish socks. raincoat-hats. you could even drop a handful of large
ball-bearings in the end and swing it at people you didn't like.
or at people you did like. or still like. whatever. don't expect me to
run your life, goddamit.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:11:53 -0500
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>>1) Magnum condoms. They make really tough rain hats in a pinch and will
also stretch far enough to act as a body bag for people weighing up to
175 pounds.
Interesting lesson in Topology here. There's no way you could combine TWO
of them to wrap entirely around me, to cover MY weight.
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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 08:31:51 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> 1) Magnum condoms. They make really tough rain hats in a pinch and will
>also stretch far enough to act as a body bag for people weighing up to
>175 pounds.
> 2) Wham-O Wrist Rockets
> 3) #3 ball bearings.
> 4) Bullets.
> 5) Troll-whackers.
> 6) Malathion gumdrops for j'lard.
> 7) 6-Bladed windbreakers. Almost as good as 7-Bladers and a lot
>cheaper.
> 8) Flaming Death From Above in the 6- and 12-packs.
> 9) $5000 Mellotrons I can't afford anyway.
> 10) Dirty Love.
>
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Hammond G-3 Organ w/ Leslie Speaker
There's a local sound studio that has a Hammond Organ w/ Leslie Speaker
The first time I heard much Hammond with Leslie was long ago when I lived in
a room in the Dante Hotel that was directly over the bandstand of the Condor
where Carol Doda was dancing and I had live music 'til 2AM whethere I wanted
it or not!
http://www.jamminjava.com/studio.php
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 14:31:35 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> There's a local sound studio that has a Hammond Organ w/ Leslie Speaker
> The first time I heard much Hammond with Leslie was long ago when I lived in
> a room in the Dante Hotel that was directly over the bandstand of the Condor
> where Carol Doda was dancing and I had live music 'til 2AM whethere I wanted
> it or not!
Yeah, Hammonds with full Leslie setups rock the fuck. Its great to be
attached to that bench by the ass and feel the power-cloud around you.
Its especially potent when you play the theme to "Misterogers
Neighborhood" and SCREAM the lyrics, or reenact the immortal M. Python
hymn "Yar Dig Buggerty." Playing them while nude gives them added punch.
That was my summer job in 1984 at a suspicious motel renamed "Holiday
Sinn." Boy, I made way much tips there and caught a clap variant so
virulent, I was leading 4 spirochetes around on a LEASH for a week. ARF!
ARF ARF!!
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HellPope Huey
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"How could they screw up 'Riverdance'?"
"I dunno, a bag of marbles?"
- "Nikki"
Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 14:37:39 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>> There's a local sound studio that has a Hammond Organ w/ Leslie Speaker
>> The first time I heard much Hammond with Leslie was long ago when I lived in
>> a room in the Dante Hotel that was directly over the bandstand of the Condor
>> where Carol Doda was dancing and I had live music 'til 2AM whethere I wanted
>> it or not!
>
> Yeah, Hammonds with full Leslie setups rock the fuck. Its great to be
>attached to that bench by the ass and feel the power-cloud around you.
>Its especially potent when you play the theme to "Misterogers
>Neighborhood" and SCREAM the lyrics, or reenact the immortal M. Python
>hymn "Yar Dig Buggerty." Playing them while nude gives them added punch.
>That was my summer job in 1984 at a suspicious motel renamed "Holiday
>Sinn." Boy, I made way much tips there and caught a clap variant so
>virulent, I was leading 4 spirochetes around on a LEASH for a week. ARF!
>ARF ARF!!
>
>--
I like when de Hammond go like...
Shotguuuuuuu-un!
(Whooooooop--Whoooooooop)
Shoot him fo' he run, now!
(Whooooooop--Whoooooooop)
Do de joik, baybuh!
(Whooooooop--Whoooooooop)
Do de joik, now!
(Whooooooop-whooo--Whoooooooop)
Like dat
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 3 Mar 2005 10:07:10 -0800
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I'd have to say that my favorite thing is this tool I bought at a
Chinese hardware store.
It is:
A hammer
A hatchet
A crowbar
and a nail-lifter-outer-type thing.
All in one ugly scary 3-lb. hunk of black steel.
It really emphasizes a point during disputes with neighbors.