Pope Chip
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 21:08:16 -0700
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(Be sure to listen to the "pope hat chip" theme.)
http://popehatchip.com/
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:24:07 +1100
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> http://popehatchip.com/
we must commence a search for a corn chip, or a cheez doodle, whatever,
that looks like the Pope (his head, or at least his face). when the
current Pope dies, it can be combined with the hat to make an
appropriate replacement for the head of the Catlick Choich.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 22 Mar 2005 07:53:37 -0800
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She falls for evey dumbass scam that comes down the pike
We're going to DEBONE you. Alive. You dumbass SPINELESS CUNT.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 22 Mar 2005 15:30:15 -0800
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Now with Sour Cream and Onion Flavor!
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:50:59 -0800
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On 22 Mar 2005 15:30:15 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:
>Now with Sour Cream and Onion Flavor!
the really eerie thing is, in the prophecies of Lourdes, Our Lady said
that our current pope would be the Nacho Cheese Pope. UNTIL NOW,
nobody has known what She meant.
truly these are signs of the end times.
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bring u for Christmess?
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Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:06:41 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> the really eerie thing is, in the prophecies of
> Lourdes, Our Lady said that our current pope would
> be the Nacho Cheese Pope. UNTIL NOW,
> nobody has known what She meant.
>
> truly these are signs of the end times.
Big deal, she also prophesied that George Michael would
marry Cindy Crawford and have a dozen children, one of
whom would be the haberdasher of the antichrist.
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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:44:33 -0800
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:06:41 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>> the really eerie thing is, in the prophecies of
>> Lourdes, Our Lady said that our current pope would
>> be the Nacho Cheese Pope. UNTIL NOW,
>> nobody has known what She meant.
>>
>> truly these are signs of the end times.
>
>Big deal, she also prophesied that George Michael would
>marry Cindy Crawford and have a dozen children, one of
>whom would be the haberdasher of the antichrist.
You've got to use your EYES OF FAITH, man! Here's a proof I found
that the shroud of Turin is predicted by the book of Ezekiel:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/eze1.htm
YOU AIN'T HALF TRYIN', BOY!
Just as, clearly, the book of Ezekiel is talking about the shroud of
Turin, the Prophecy of George Michael and Cindy Crawford is, clearly,
talking about BOY GEORGE. And if Boy George isn't the haberdasher of
the Devil, I don't know what.
Quid Pro Nacho! That was easy.
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International Satanic Conspiracy
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Nothing in life compares to the death shriek of an aardvark. Imagine
'Carmen' sung by mice getting raped. It's even BETTER.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 03:01:46 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> YOU AIN'T HALF TRYIN', BOY!
WELL I'M THREE-QUARTERS TRYIN' I JUST HAVE A BLOWN CAPACITOR ON MY POPE
CHIP LET'S SEE YOU DO BETTER MR. RENFIELD SHUT UP SHUT UP I STOMP YOU
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A beautiful mind, but a rotted-out brain
"EVERYTHING IS HORSES**T..... except for Jesus!"
- a wino encountered in the French Quarter
Edmund: What is it?
Percy [reverently]: A bone from the finger of our Lord.
It cost me thirty-one pieces of silver.
Edmund: Good Lord. Is it real?
Percy: It is, my lord. You stand amazed, Baldrick.
Baldrick: I am. I thought they only came in boxes of ten.
~ dialogue, "The Archbishop", BlackAdder.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 21:36:23 -0800
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
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> Now with Sour Cream and Onion Flavor!
I guess this has nothing to do with My Three Sons then.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 04:03:31 GMT
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In article <42410057.90CD5590@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> >
> > Now with Sour Cream and Onion Flavor!
>
> I guess this has nothing to do with My Three Sons then.
Chip grew up to become a priest, but Satan got a grip on him when he
watched too much "Baywatch," which inexplicably caused him to start
riding the Choir Boy Express. That little gossiping bitch Jimmy narced
on him and ruined a good thing. Father Chip blew his brains out while
sitting nude in the baptismal tank holding a bottle of Irish Rose
rotgut. People oughta mind their own goddamned business.
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HellPope Huey
There are a million stories in the naked city.
Most of them are about assholes.
"You may give me
the finest instrument in Europe
but yet I should have no pleasure in playing on it
to an ignorant, stubborn
or unsympathetic audience.
- Mozart, letter to his father, 1778
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We can do anything we want!"
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