Personal note to the five most idiotic jackasses in this group
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 01:30:09 -0800
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I never read your posts.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 09:43:11 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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>I never read your posts.
Fine, I dont read yours either, except of course for this one in which I was
made to read, But fine by me MR!!!
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:48:10 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:424BC31E.E83F141B@yahoox.com...
>
>>I never read your posts.
>
>
> Fine, I dont read yours either, except of course for this one in which I was
> made to read, But fine by me MR!!!
>
>
stop being a goose smirker
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:05:06 GMT
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"John Cook" wrote in message
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> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>> "nenslo" wrote in message
>> news:424BC31E.E83F141B@yahoox.com...
>>
>>>I never read your posts.
>>
>>
>> Fine, I dont read yours either, except of course for this one in which I
>> was made to read, But fine by me MR!!!
> stop being a goose smirker
>
> --
> John Cook
>
>
> The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
pfft, although you are a Mighty Australian, I have to, in this case
disregard what you have to say, this is between me and Mr Nenlso
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:51:33 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> "John Cook" wrote in message
> news:424bc757$0$265$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au...
>
>>Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>>>"nenslo" wrote in message
>>>news:424BC31E.E83F141B@yahoox.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>>I never read your posts.
>>>
>>>
>>>Fine, I dont read yours either, except of course for this one in which I
>>>was made to read, But fine by me MR!!!
>>
>>stop being a goose smirker
>>
>>--
>>John Cook
>>
>>
>>The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
>
>
> pfft, although you are a Mighty Australian, I have to, in this case
> disregard what you have to say, this is between me and Mr Nenlso
>
>
Goose
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:05:10 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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>I never read your posts.
Too add to my previous, even though the Almighty Nenslo will never read
this, me being an idiotic jackass and all, I must say that this Neslo
charachter doesnt know WHAT THE FUCK he is talking about.
Without glorious ME he would have NOTHING to gripe about, he sits there in
his intellectual smugness saying to himself "oh, I wonder what that IDIOT so
called Rev. Chain Smerker has to say to my well thought out critiques of
common stupidity"
Well Nelso, Mr Nenslo, sir, its people like YOU who depend on MY existance,
yet you are too scared to admit that, sure MOCK ME all you can, make fun of
me and my ilk I hope it makes YOU feel better.
But you know what Sir, im happy being an idoit, YES HAPPY, say what you will
about intellectual superority and so called "correct spelling" but I shall
have no part of it.
For it is people like I that give you that sense of greatness, you need ME
and people like ME to keep YOU satisified, but you can admit that, can you
MR NENSLO.
So for the sake of international diplomicy I shall continue reading what YOU
have to say, I just hope one day you will realise the important
contribution, ME and people like ME are making YOUR existance.
God bless
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:52:00 -0800
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> existance.
>
That should be existence, with an e, not an a.
You're welcome.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:09:28 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>> existance.
>>
>
> That should be existence, with an e, not an a.
> You're welcome.
Sorry Nenlso, its just that I couldnt be bothered, I spend all day at
working worrying about my spelling and grammer and when I come here I like
to let my hair down a bit, But since this is causing concern I will take
better care in the future.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 12:00:05 -0800
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:424CE180.48843ED1@yahoox.com...
> > Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> >> existance.
> >>
> >
> > That should be existence, with an e, not an a.
> > You're welcome.
>
> Sorry Nenlso, its just that I couldnt be bothered, I spend all day at
> working worrying about my spelling and grammer and when I come here I like
> to let my hair down a bit, But since this is causing concern I will take
> better care in the future.
It seems to me that if you spend all day CULTIVATING GOOD HABITS it
would eventually come naturally to you. Grammar is spelled with two
"a"s, not an a and an e. Spelling things wrong is never right.
Posted by:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Sat, 02 Apr 2005 19:07:40 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>>"nenslo" wrote in message
>>news:424CE180.48843ED1@yahoox.com...
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>>>Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>>
>>>>existance.
>>>>
>>>
>>>That should be existence, with an e, not an a.
>>>You're welcome.
>>
>>Sorry Nenlso, its just that I couldnt be bothered, I spend all day at
>>working worrying about my spelling and grammer and when I come here I like
>>to let my hair down a bit, But since this is causing concern I will take
>>better care in the future.
>
>
> It seems to me that if you spend all day CULTIVATING GOOD HABITS it
> would eventually come naturally to you. Grammar is spelled with two
> "a"s, not an a and an e. Spelling things wrong is never right.
I wish you could rant that to my 7th grade students. You'd terrify them
all into proper spelling, grammar and syntax better than I ever could.
Posted by:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: 2 Apr 2005 19:50:43 -0800
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You so smart, Mister Nenslo?
You completely missed 'idoit'.
piffle wanker, you!
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 03 Apr 2005 04:22:34 GMT
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"Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote:
>You so smart, Mister Nenslo?
>
>You completely missed 'idoit'.
>
>piffle wanker, you!
>
He gots a case of the propers.
Posted by:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: 3 Apr 2005 00:13:17 -0800
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What's a proper?
Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sun, 03 Apr 2005 11:44:57 GMT
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"Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote in message
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> What's a proper?
>
A per that gets paid.
--
ArWeProGod
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 03 Apr 2005 13:55:16 GMT
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"ArWeGod" wrote:
>"Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote in message
>news:1112515997.803810.307170@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> What's a proper?
>>
>
>A per that gets paid.
Yeah, they get one quid pro quo--
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:18:56 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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>I never read your posts.
And another thing MR NENSLO, im glad you sit there attacking me, YES GLAD,
you done seem to realise that I, ME am slowly but surely gaining acceptance
and popularity in this Church, for example in a few hours I am expecting an
Email from Rev. Stang himself, yes thats right, How many times do you get an
almighty email from the great Rev. Stang? hey? well tell me that young man.
I am making a fine contribution to this Church and and building up respect
from the IMPORTANT people, the ELDERS, and yet you sit there mocking away,
mocking away like a Jungian to a new-age hippy doopcheck.
Listen MR NENSLO, although YOU MAY BE AMUSING, your complete lack of
stupidity are no mach to ME, yes you know what im saying, ME, I AM GROWING
INTO THE SUBGENIUS you WISH YOU COULD BE.
You WISH Nenslo, but you will never be, Just you think about that you
left-wing centreists, puritan of the elder geniuses.
Where would you be without ME? hey? WHERE? Just you think about that, I am
so sick of your rightful smugness, I am sick of it and so is everybody else
here, well thoose who support me and they are the only important people.
So even though YOU arnt reading this, this shall be a fine expose that is
worthy for the archives, cause you see MR NENSLO this mighty church needs
more people like me and less elder intellectual puritans like yourself.
Sure ill bow to you, but will you ever have the guts to bow to me?
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:53:46 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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>I never read your posts.
I even dream about you Nenslo, as confirmed by Ivan Stang himself
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
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> In article , Rev DJ
> Epoch wrote:
>
>> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
>> news:SeKEd.113842$K7.55880@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>>
>> > Last night I had the strangest dream,
>> >
>> > Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio
>> > show, I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I
>> > was being crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who
>> > was doing the announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses
>> > from the Arise DVD was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
>> >
>> > Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni
>> > I returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and
>> > vacuum, then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I
>> > was to meet a kook with a handful of followers.
>> >
>> > The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's
>> > post modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people
>> > drive up in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a
>> > black guy driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving
>> > the VW, anyway they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the
>> > kook leader.
>> >
>> > Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging
>> > around me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the
>> > kook, and I thought to myself hey I have a idea..
>> >
>> > So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror
>> > an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny
>> > Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and
>> > woke up.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Congratulations, you've exprienced a virtual Devival.
>
> Not vitual, past. He somehow relived a chunk of my life from about ten
> years ago. He's describing my trip to California and Oregon for some
> shows. He has Hour of Slack confused with the Puzzling Evidence show
> (the bespectacled ARISE guy is Dr. Hal). This all describes an
> experience *I* remember. It wasn't Australia but Texas that he went
> back to -- I DID have a dog then. The "hotel" is in Portland actually
> -- it's the theater where this especially horrible devival happened --
> and the man and woman in the half-porsche half-volkswagon are Nenslo
> and Mrs. Nenslo. The obese women and dregs -- I bet I can remember all
> their names. Some are still active Members.
>
> The kook leader with the few followers that "he" made himself look like
> -- that's the part of the dream where he's transitioning back to being
> himself from being me. It's just kind of mixed up. During this time
> frame, incidentally, I didn't wear a beard. I looked more like Tiny Tim
> only short.
>
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Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:47:48 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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>I never read your posts.
me neither!
A.R.
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 31 Mar 2005 10:52:14 -0800
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What about the intelligent jackasses?
Posted by:: "Wayneth"
Date: 31 Mar 2005 13:27:01 -0800
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I dont know what the FUCK you guys are talking about.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 31 Mar 2005 14:52:30 -0800
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they're talking about SHUT UP.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 31 Mar 2005 15:07:39 -0800
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They're talking about SHUT UP.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 31 Mar 2005 16:20:01 -0800
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>>I never read your posts
Well, I'm glad to have made the "it" list again this year!
They give prizes at X-day for the alt.slackers who get on the 'Nenslo
List of people he hates more then the other people he hates"
Posted by:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: 2 Apr 2005 12:31:58 -0800
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What Posts?
Nobody posts anything here but you, dumbass.
If it takes a million Bee-Fallow Farts to make you quit posting to your
Pink-Owned Sled, fine! So Be It!
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