Order of Excommunication- Just do it!
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 29 Mar 2005 09:19:29 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> > No! Excommunicate ME first!
> > Schismed to follow N.K."Kiko" Mbembe, Patron Saint of "419"ers!
>
> Schisming's a FAD now.
"Bell, Book of the Sub-Genius, and Candle"
We declare [name or names] to be apostate for the crimes of [list
offenses].
We separate him/her, together with his/her accomplices, abettors and
creditors, from the precious body and blood and vital fluids of J. R.
"Bob" Dobbs and from the society of all Sub-Genii.
We exclude him/her from The One True Church in heaven and on earth and
in space and at the Earth's core.
We declare him/her excommunicate and anathema and weenie-boy/girl.
We judge him/her damned and doomed, with Greg Norman and Tiger Woods
and their caddies and all the reprobate and all the Wad, to eternal
pinkness and tentacle rape and the Void of Slack until he shall recover
himself/herself from the toils of the Mediocretins and return to
amendment and to Slack and to penitence.
And he/she will need to send more money to P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland
Hts, OH 44118-1417.
So be it!
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 13:17:46 -0700
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> "Bell, Book of the Sub-Genius, and Candle"
>
>
> We declare [name or names] to be apostate for the crimes of [list
> offenses].
>
> We separate him/her, together with his/her accomplices, abettors and
> creditors, from the precious body and blood and vital fluids of J. R.
> "Bob" Dobbs and from the society of all Sub-Genii.
>
> We exclude him/her from The One True Church in heaven and on earth and
> in space and at the Earth's core.
>
> We declare him/her excommunicate and anathema and weenie-boy/girl.
>
> We judge him/her damned and doomed, with Greg Norman and Tiger Woods
> and their caddies and all the reprobate and all the Wad, to eternal
> pinkness and tentacle rape and the Void of Slack until he shall recover
> himself/herself from the toils of the Mediocretins and return to
> amendment and to Slack and to penitence.
>
> And he/she will need to send more money to P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland
> Hts, OH 44118-1417.
>
> So be it!
Isn't this just basically a rehashing of any old Nenslo post? I mean,
everyone here declares everyone else to be a weenie boy or girl and
thoroughly pink. So I don't see how this will work.
A.R.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 29 Mar 2005 12:32:21 -0800
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No, it's a rehash of the Roman Catholic Ritual of Excommunication, with
a nod to Salacia's "Stark-Fisted Order of Restraint". Bell, Book and
Candle are the props used.
Feel free to use it.
Jeez, it wasn't even AIMED at you. Well, "the wicked flees...."
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 02:43:05 GMT
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In article <1112128341.036948.118950@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> No, it's a rehash of the Roman Catholic Ritual of Excommunication, with
> a nod to Salacia's "Stark-Fisted Order of Restraint". Bell, Book and
> Candle are the props used.
The Stark Fist of Fisting hurts like a mufugger.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
"POPE HUEY IN 2020,
'cause if its gonna get UGLY,
it might as well be FUNNY!"
There are men to whom the satisfaction
of throwing down a triumphant fallacy
is as great as that which attends
the discovery of a new truth.
- T. H. Huxley
"Thanks for ruining my mileage, Anvil Butt."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:00:20 -0700
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Hey, Frater...I was TRYING to be funny. Obviously either I failed or you
aren't reading Nenslo's posts to me, which pretty much sound like an
official excommunication most of the time. I liked your verbiage. I just
thought it was derivative of the ranting Nenslo does about me. Or maybe I've
just "heard it all" said before on other NGs...People here don't seem to
realize I am doing exactly what Nenslo does here. One minute I seem sane,
rational and even smart, at others I seem like a snide, worked up hateful
asshole. I thought that's what people expected. But no. Only Nenslo is
allowed to preach rabid hatred with one orifice and happy light pie baking
recipes with the other.
A.R.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 15:19:31 -0800
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>>...People here don't seem to
realize I am doing exactly what Nenslo does here<<
Yes, and ONE Nenslo if enough thank-you!
<
allowed to preach rabid hatred with one orifice and happy light pie
baking
recipes with the other. >>
For what its worth, nenslo's pies all suck.