No, honey, PLEASE don't make me do this!
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 8 Mar 2005 08:57:26 -0800
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Her: Does this blouse look better with these shoes?
Me: You look nice.
Her: Well, which shoes look better?
Me: Whichever are more comfortable.
Her: (getting exasperated) No, I mean the shape of the shoes!
Me: Well those shoes look good.
Her: Honey, they are two different shoes.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 15:41:16 -0800
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Her: Does this blouse look better with these shoes?
Me: You look nice.
Her: Well, which shoes look better?
This is one of those trick question threy use. After she makes you feel
guilty, you have to do something like take out the trash, or remove
those dead opossums that have been stinking up teh crawl space for 6
weeks.
Me: Whichever are more comfortable.
Her: (getting exasperated) No, I mean the shape of the shoes!
Me: Well those shoes look good.
Her: Honey, they are two different shoes.
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 20:33:12 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> This is one of those trick question threy use.
> After she makes you feel guilty, you have to do
> something like take out the trash, or remove
> those dead opossums that have been stinking up
> teh crawl space for 6 weeks.
"Oh, dear. You shouldn't wear *either* of those
shoes. One looks *exactly* like a pair that Paris
Hilton wears, and you know what people think of
her. And the other pair make you look really,
really fat.
At least that's how they make Courney Love look."
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Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 22:02:58 -0800
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> Her: Does this blouse look better with these shoes?
>
> Me: You look nice.
>
> Her: Well, which shoes look better?
>
> Me: Whichever are more comfortable.
>
> Her: (getting exasperated) No, I mean the shape of the shoes!
>
> Me: Well those shoes look good.
>
> Her: Honey, they are two different shoes.
You and I ought to have married the other people. Here's what mine is like:
Me: When did you get that newspaper?
She: It's the Tribune. I got it at the grocery store.
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 05:38:48 -0800
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In article <1110301046.796899.220630@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> Her: Does this blouse look better with these shoes?
>
> Me: You look nice.
>
> Her: Well, which shoes look better?
>
> Me: Whichever are more comfortable.
>
> Her: (getting exasperated) No, I mean the shape of the shoes!
>
> Me: Well those shoes look good.
>
> Her: Honey, they are two different shoes.
I head mine off at the pass:
Her: OK, OK, I'm almost ready.
Me: You can't be serious? That blouse doesn't go with that skirt!
Her: Wha... huh? Heads to the mirror....
Me:
If I push it, I can get her to change two or three times. Then I bitch
her out 'cos she took so long to get ready and now we're late.
Fact is, I just like watching her undress....heheh.
pb
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 07:52:00 -0800
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On 8 Mar 2005 08:57:26 -0800, "frater S.O.D.D.I."
wrote:
>Her: Does this blouse look better with these shoes?
>
>Me: You look nice.
>
>Her: Well, which shoes look better?
>
>Me: Whichever are more comfortable.
>
>Her: (getting exasperated) No, I mean the shape of the shoes!
>
>Me: Well those shoes look good.
>
>Her: Honey, they are two different shoes.
I used to think women had some highly-attuned fashion sense that men
don't have, and that is why those scenes happen. I am starting to
abandon that theory though, because it is starting to sink in how
often women will wear THING on THING. Usually day-glo pastel.
Like yesterday this woman I saw, not a sooper-beauty to start with, is
wearing day-glo pastel orange pants, and a day-glo pastel orange
shirt, the exact same shade of day-glo orange.
So, OK, sometimes I wear the same shirt too many days in a row. It's
true. Sometimes maybe the clothes I wear are not quite right. But
there is nothing more painful to the eyes than THING on THING.
Once you notice it, you start seeing it a LOT. Always on women.
Usually bright pastel colors. Lime green on lime green. Lemon yellow
on lemon yellow. Screaming orange headfuck on screaming orange
headfuck. However idiotic a man may be, I have never seen a man wear
THING on THING.
So my new theory is that women are all BLIND AS BATS but won't admit
it. All those long scenes of "Honey, does this go with that?", what's
really going on is they truly -don't- have the vaguest idea. They
aren't even sure if they are wearing tops on top and bottoms on the
bottom or what. We are their seeing eye dogs.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
This isn't right. It isn't even wrong. -- Wolfgang Pauli,
on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague
Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 11:25:33 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:g96u21t9mgenne8pt9se9i2kigp0ufnq5o@4ax.com...
> On 8 Mar 2005 08:57:26 -0800, "frater S.O.D.D.I."
> wrote:
>
> >Her: Does this blouse look better with these shoes?
> >
> >Me: You look nice.
> >
> >Her: Well, which shoes look better?
> >
> >Me: Whichever are more comfortable.
> >
> >Her: (getting exasperated) No, I mean the shape of the shoes!
> >
> >Me: Well those shoes look good.
> >
> >Her: Honey, they are two different shoes.
>
> I used to think women had some highly-attuned fashion sense that men
> don't have, and that is why those scenes happen. I am starting to
> abandon that theory though, because it is starting to sink in how
> often women will wear THING on THING. Usually day-glo pastel.
>
> Like yesterday this woman I saw, not a sooper-beauty to start with, is
> wearing day-glo pastel orange pants, and a day-glo pastel orange
> shirt, the exact same shade of day-glo orange.
>
> So, OK, sometimes I wear the same shirt too many days in a row. It's
> true. Sometimes maybe the clothes I wear are not quite right. But
> there is nothing more painful to the eyes than THING on THING.
>
> Once you notice it, you start seeing it a LOT. Always on women.
> Usually bright pastel colors. Lime green on lime green. Lemon yellow
> on lemon yellow. Screaming orange headfuck on screaming orange
> headfuck. However idiotic a man may be, I have never seen a man wear
> THING on THING.
>
> So my new theory is that women are all BLIND AS BATS but won't admit
> it. All those long scenes of "Honey, does this go with that?", what's
> really going on is they truly -don't- have the vaguest idea. They
> aren't even sure if they are wearing tops on top and bottoms on the
> bottom or what. We are their seeing eye dogs.
The weird thing; I mean the really weird thing, is that they KNOW we
have no fashion sense because we are with them (ie: women, not men).
They KNOW we wear clothes that are identical, day after day, except for
a piece of silk around our neck! I have brown shoes (2), black shoes
(2), and white shoes (4 - two pair!) So why do they think we can
suddenly make such an important (?!) selection between 17 different
black shoes that look the same, even when they are placed next to each
other? In order for them to impress other women, which WE couldn't do on
our own; or we'd BE with the other women!
Sheesh!
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ArWePumpedOrStrapped