Nice Church you got here
Posted by:: "F.A.Tony Ippolito"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 21:16:08 -0800
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Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people interested, lotta
money flowing around... I appreciate all the hard work it must take to
keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all that. I don't much like
all the blasphemy, but, hey... it's for the kids, right?
Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same kind of thing for
ourselves... but we don't call it a church or nothing fancy. It's just
a club. A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some cards, a place
to get away from prying eyes.
But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood you're in. Bad things
happen all the time. One of your Popes could catch fire, a devival
could fall down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime on that
crazy Sterno guy...
I'm just saying, you might consider joining up with someone like our
group. We take care of our friends. You can ask around. We're well
respected.
We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our
beaks. Maybe... 10% of the top. It's not so much. A little insurance so
that bad things get stopped before they get started.
And you buy 'frop only from us from now on.
"Tony"
Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 05:46:18 GMT
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F.A.Tony Ippolito wrote in part:
> I appreciate all the hard work it must take to
> keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all that.
Whatchoo talking about? Without them, the Church would be nothing.
> I don't much like
> all the blasphemy, but, hey... it's for the kids, right?
Yeah, the kids.
> But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood you're in. Bad things
> happen all the time. One of your Popes could catch fire, a devival
> could fall down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime on that
> crazy Sterno guy...
I thought you were going to mention bad things.
> I'm just saying, you might consider joining up with someone like our
> group. We take care of our friends. You can ask around. We're well
> respected.
>
> We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our
> beaks. Maybe... 10% of the top. It's not so much. A little insurance so
> that bad things get stopped before they get started.
>
> And you buy 'frop only from us from now on.
>
> "Tony"
You're no mafioso. You're just some slob on usenet having fun with us!
Ha-ha! Jocularity! Jocularity! I love it! Wait just a moment, someone's
at the door.
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 22:02:43 -0800
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We traveled with Alfred E. Neuman with a blank Chainsaw to "Vice City"
and all I got was a F.A.Tony Ippolito X-tian mob threat!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: purple
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 01:04:28 -0500
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On 3/25/05 12:16 AM, in article
1111727768.300918.267070@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, "F.A.Tony Ippolito"
wrote:
> Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people interested, lotta
> money flowing around... I appreciate all the hard work it must take to
> keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all that. I don't much like
> all the blasphemy, but, hey... it's for the kids, right?
>
> Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same kind of thing for
> ourselves... but we don't call it a church or nothing fancy. It's just
> a club. A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some cards, a place
> to get away from prying eyes.
>
> But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood you're in. Bad things
> happen all the time. One of your Popes could catch fire, a devival
> could fall down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime on that
> crazy Sterno guy...
>
> I'm just saying, you might consider joining up with someone like our
> group. We take care of our friends. You can ask around. We're well
> respected.
>
> We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our
> beaks. Maybe... 10% of the top. It's not so much. A little insurance so
> that bad things get stopped before they get started.
>
> And you buy 'frop only from us from now on.
>
> "Tony"
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!
The Great Bob Dobbs
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:11:05 +1100
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> We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our
> beaks.
beaks? just how many 1950s-style mortar-board-wearing British Latin
language tutors do you have working for you? and how many of them have
dried out?
--
okay, that's really reaching.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:15:13 -0800
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On 24 Mar 2005 21:16:08 -0800, "F.A.Tony Ippolito"
wrote:
>Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people interested, lotta
>money flowing around... I appreciate all the hard work it must take to
>keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all that. I don't much like
>all the blasphemy, but, hey... it's for the kids, right?
>
>Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same kind of thing for
>ourselves... but we don't call it a church or nothing fancy. It's just
>a club. A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some cards, a place
>to get away from prying eyes.
>
>But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood you're in. Bad things
>happen all the time. One of your Popes could catch fire, a devival
>could fall down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime on that
>crazy Sterno guy...
>
>I'm just saying, you might consider joining up with someone like our
>group. We take care of our friends. You can ask around. We're well
>respected.
>
>We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our
>beaks. Maybe... 10% of the top. It's not so much. A little insurance so
>that bad things get stopped before they get started.
>
>And you buy 'frop only from us from now on.
>
>"Tony"
well there isn't much money, but we could give you some people whose
legs you could break.
You'll be a big hit at the devivals. I think we broke some
collarbones but legs would be new.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
They'll take my nudity when they pry it out of my cold dead fingers.
Rev. Ivan Stang
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:17:18 -0700
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F.A.Tony Ippolito wrote:
>
> Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people
> interested, lotta money flowing around... I
> appreciate all the hard work it must take to
> keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all
> that. I don't much like all the blasphemy, but,
> hey... it's for the kids, right?
>
> Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same
> kind of thing for ourselves... but we don't call
> it a church or nothing fancy. It's just a club.
> A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some
> cards, a place to get away from prying eyes.
>
> But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood
> you're in. Bad things happen all the time. One of
> your Popes could catch fire, a devival could fall
> down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime
> on that crazy Sterno guy...
Le mie scuse, Signore. We are but humble artists of
the school of Boccaccio and Masuccio, providing some
mere entertainment for la gente--it is our calling.
But intrattenimento per i bambini poveri e gli animali
da fattoria is not a profitable occupation. So for
this, to support this, we must rely on the donations,
the beneficium, of a few charitable patriarchs of our
community, which greatly enlarges our own contributions
of a few meagre coins to our Inseguimento Santo, for we
are not as a rule given to wealth, favoring instead to
pursue the mastery of our arts.
Such respectable and honorable men of estate, of whom
we honor their anonymity, hold dear this, their precious
donation, and we would fear their displeasure were it
to become known that we had misspent their generous
gifts. So we must politely decline your offer of
friendship at this time, though if you would like to
pursue this corrispondenza, I am sure that one of their
associates could spieghi pił correttamente appreciation
of the artisti incaricati del gentry.
"Era inoltre sconsigliabile mettere la mano nera sul
portello del Caruso di Enrico."
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"I wish to thank those who have been
admirably relentless in reminding us
when the line between doing a good
thing and thinking a bad thing has
been crossed."
-- Frank DiGiovanni
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 10:33:46 -0600
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:17:18 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>F.A.Tony Ippolito wrote:
>>
>> Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people
>> interested, lotta money flowing around... I
>> appreciate all the hard work it must take to
>> keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all
>> that. I don't much like all the blasphemy, but,
>> hey... it's for the kids, right?
>>
>> Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same
>> kind of thing for ourselves... but we don't call
>> it a church or nothing fancy. It's just a club.
>> A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some
>> cards, a place to get away from prying eyes.
>>
>> But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood
>> you're in. Bad things happen all the time. One of
>> your Popes could catch fire, a devival could fall
>> down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime
>> on that crazy Sterno guy...
>
>
>Le mie scuse, Signore. We are but humble artists of
>the school of Boccaccio and Masuccio, providing some
>mere entertainment for la gente--it is our calling.
>
>But intrattenimento per i bambini poveri e gli animali
>da fattoria is not a profitable occupation. So for
>this, to support this, we must rely on the donations,
>the beneficium, of a few charitable patriarchs of our
>community, which greatly enlarges our own contributions
>of a few meagre coins to our Inseguimento Santo, for we
>are not as a rule given to wealth, favoring instead to
>pursue the mastery of our arts.
>
>Such respectable and honorable men of estate, of whom
>we honor their anonymity, hold dear this, their precious
>donation, and we would fear their displeasure were it
>to become known that we had misspent their generous
>gifts. So we must politely decline your offer of
>friendship at this time, though if you would like to
>pursue this corrispondenza, I am sure that one of their
>associates could spieghi pił correttamente appreciation
>of the artisti incaricati del gentry.
>
>"Era inoltre sconsigliabile mettere la mano nera sul
>portello del Caruso di Enrico."
Now I know what to say to those Nigerians.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 10:38:08 -0500
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In article <1111727768.300918.267070@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
F.A.Tony Ippolito wrote:
> Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people interested, lotta
> money flowing around... I appreciate all the hard work it must take to
> keep it all going, keeping the moolies out, all that. I don't much like
> all the blasphemy, but, hey... it's for the kids, right?
>
> Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same kind of thing for
> ourselves... but we don't call it a church or nothing fancy. It's just
> a club. A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some cards, a place
> to get away from prying eyes.
>
> But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood you're in. Bad things
> happen all the time. One of your Popes could catch fire, a devival
> could fall down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime on that
> crazy Sterno guy...
>
> I'm just saying, you might consider joining up with someone like our
> group. We take care of our friends. You can ask around. We're well
> respected.
>
> We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our
> beaks. Maybe... 10% of the top. It's not so much. A little insurance so
> that bad things get stopped before they get started.
>
> And you buy 'frop only from us from now on.
>
> "Tony"
>
That's not funny.
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 02:19:50 +1000
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <1111727768.300918.267070@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> F.A.Tony Ippolito wrote:
>
>
>>Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people interested, lotta
>>money flowing around...
>
> That's not funny.
>
Yes it is ....
John Cook