Newly Discovered SubGenius Law of the Universe

Posted by:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:48:04 -0500

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You can't top nenslodick.

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FACT!!




Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 01:03:28 -0800

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:48:04 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:

>You can't top nenslodick.

not without one of those little squeeze-tubes, no.

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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:41:00 -0800

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True, but Nenslo-Dick is so small ans short lasting, the effects are
hardly felt.



Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:54:23 -0800

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Nice, allow me a re-wording:

"The Nenslodick will not be topped."

That reads better for a law of the universe, I think.

-Edditing Department.



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:04:47 -0800

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Paul Casino wrote:
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> Nice, allow me a re-wording:
>
> "The Nenslodick will not be topped."
>

Allow ME a re-wording:

"SHUT UP"


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 13:03:19 -0800

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>Allow ME a re-wording:

I read that and thought:

"Well, I know where this is going."



Posted by:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:09:01 -0500

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Paul Casino wrote:
>> Allow ME a re-wording:
>
> I read that and thought:
>
> "Well, I know where this is going."

If nenslo really wanted people to shut up like hell he would just keep
shouting "MY DICK" at them. Really, there's no answer for it. You just
have to back away slowly.

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FACT!!




Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:38:31 GMT

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In article ,
"Rev Magdalen" wrote:

> If nenslo really wanted people to shut up like hell he would just keep
> shouting "MY DICK" at them. Really, there's no answer for it. You just
> have to back away slowly.

He once tried to fuck a moth, but the moth just got bored after a while
and said "Is it in yet?"

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HellPope Huey
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When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
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