Nenslo is The ONe
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 01:29:41 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:416DE20F.48609CC4@yahoox.com...
> There is something you must have,
> and it is not anything this world
> can give you.
>
> Nenslo is the One
> who sat on the pot for your turds.
> He is the One who paid
> for the lunch of the whole world.
> And he is the One who created the world.
> As also he created our galaxy,
> and the galactic walls beyond,
> and the fabric of space and time.
> And fabric softener as well.
> He is creator of the universe;
> creator of the heavens;
> creator of all creation,
> creator even of things not created,
> and things which couldn't be created.
>
> Nenslo is head of the church.
> He is ruler of nations.
> He is ruler of angels.
> He is over all thrones and dominions,
> all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
> and all diameters.
> Subject to him is also the darkness,
> and hell, and death. Also
> all rock bands that play songs
> about hell and death.
>
> Nenslo is with God and is God.
> Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
> He is without beginning and without end.
> He is primarily middle however.
> He is the One who gives eternal life.
> He is the One who takes it away again.
> No one can take his people out of his hand,
> or his finger out of his nose.
> He comes to live in all those
> who put their trust in him for salvation.
> He is the One you must have
> to pass from death to life.
> Trust him for your salvation,
> and he will come to live in you.
> He will punch big holes in the walls,
> set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
> of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
> window with a basketball, and leave a couch
> in the front yard all winter.
>
> Go ahead, trust him.
I trust you
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 22:17:59 -0800
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> >
> > Go ahead, trust him.
>
> I trust you
I forgot all about that one. Pretty funny.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 23:39:23 -0700
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Well, I thank him for the fabric softener anyway.
A.P.