10. Top Ten Lists
9. News Links
8. Arguing What "Slack" Is
7. Arguing What "Pink" Means
6. Celebrities
5. Doing Church Stuff That Costs Money
4. Stuff He Has No Interest In Having
Discussed By Others
3. Conservative Political Stuff
2. Criticizing Hippies As A Useless Bunch
Of Worthless, Brain-Dead Dinosaurs
1. Criticizing Yuppies As A Useless Bunch
Of Worthless, Brain-Dead, Pseudo-Intellectual
Snoots
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http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
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"Pleasure me, you ebony wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo'
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:15:44 -0500
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Nenslo is just upset because his scones fell.
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In article <42458FB5.5C2F@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> 10. Top Ten Lists
> 9. News Links
> 8. Arguing What "Slack" Is
> 7. Arguing What "Pink" Means
> 6. Celebrities
> 5. Doing Church Stuff That Costs Money
> 4. Stuff He Has No Interest In Having
> Discussed By Others
> 3. Conservative Political Stuff
> 2. Criticizing Hippies As A Useless Bunch
> Of Worthless, Brain-Dead Dinosaurs
> 1. Criticizing Yuppies As A Useless Bunch
> Of Worthless, Brain-Dead, Pseudo-Intellectual
> Snoots
11. Taking a mega-dump in Mrs. Yablonsky's bird bath at 2 a.m. No,
wait, he chortled at that. Wrong list. She's a real hoot, she went
ballistic for an hour, right out in the yard. We have it on disc.
--
HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank
Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives
"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:38:11 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <42458FB5.5C2F@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
>> 10. Top Ten Lists
>> 9. News Links
>> 8. Arguing What "Slack" Is
>> 7. Arguing What "Pink" Means
>> 6. Celebrities
>> 5. Doing Church Stuff That Costs Money
>> 4. Stuff He Has No Interest In Having
>> Discussed By Others
>> 3. Conservative Political Stuff
>> 2. Criticizing Hippies As A Useless Bunch
>> Of Worthless, Brain-Dead Dinosaurs
>> 1. Criticizing Yuppies As A Useless Bunch
>> Of Worthless, Brain-Dead, Pseudo-Intellectual
>> Snoots
>
> 11. Taking a mega-dump in Mrs. Yablonsky's bird bath at 2 a.m. No,
>wait, he chortled at that. Wrong list. She's a real hoot, she went
>ballistic for an hour, right out in the yard. We have it on disc.
12. Live in Oregon; which is Nogero spelled backwards.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:50:21 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>10. Top Ten Lists
9. News Links
8. Arguing What "Slack" Is
>7. Arguing What "Pink" Means
6. Celebrities
5. Doing Church Stuff That Costs Money
>4. Stuff He Has No Interest In Having
Discussed By Others
3. Conservative Political Stuff
>2. Criticizing Hippies As A Useless Bunch
Of Worthless, Brain-Dead Dinosaurs
>1. Criticizing Yuppies As A Useless Bunch
Of Worthless, Brain->Dead, Pseudo-Intellectual
Snoots
Ha Ha now this is funny! I agree with this Top Ten List!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:33:58 -0800
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On 26 Mar 2005 11:50:21 -0800, "krustymadfaker"
wrote:
>Ha Ha now this is funny! I agree with this Top Ten List!!
pleez pleez pleez fix your quoting
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
P.S. Perhaps if you wear a big black strap-on dildo on your forehead,
you'll find it "empowering". Then you can prance proudly through the
trailer park yelling "BEHOLD THE PENICORN, MIGHTY MASTER OF ALL
THRUSTY DARK PROD-POLES" and not seem so utterly insignificant, which
was really all that was bothering you in the first place.
- ICEKNIFE
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:33:58 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> On 26 Mar 2005 11:50:21 -0800, "krustymadfaker"
> wrote:
>
>>Ha Ha now this is funny! I agree with this Top Ten List!!
>
> pleez pleez pleez fix your quoting
Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure" Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:23:26 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> FUCK YOU
a
42
d
c
a
d
c
b
blue cheese
no
no
no
yes
28 years 1 month and 2 days
a
brown rice, dried cuttlefish flakes, wakame, sugar, and seasame seeds.
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 26 Mar 2005 12:01:14 -0800
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 26 Mar 2005 12:09:41 -0800
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
That Rig put's the mechanical body suit Ripley wore in Alien to shame.
And the Chest Bursters also!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:46:04 -0700
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> FUCK YOU
Boy, and the say I'm an asshole!
A.R.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 10:42:38 -0500
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In article <3amahlF6ckve5U1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote:
> > FUCK YOU
>
> Boy, and the say I'm an asshole!
>
>
> A.R.
>
>
You left out "people"
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Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:48:25 -0700
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O.K. we all get it. You don't like me. Fine. Send me my money back and a
decleration of excommunication and several thousand dollars for use of my
image on your stash boxes and we'll call it even.
BTW, I meant "they." Try pulling a clue down from the clue closet, but watch
out the bowling ball doesn't hit you on the head. Oooh! That had to hurt!
A.R.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 28 Mar 2005 23:38:23 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
> O.K. we all get it. You don't like me. Fine. Send me my money back
and a
> decleration of excommunication and several thousand dollars for use
of my
> image on your stash boxes and we'll call it even.
No! Excommunicate ME first!
IWANNITIWANNITIWANNIT!
S.O.D.D.I. big apostate! Dobbs bad man!
Schismed to follow N.K."Kiko" Mbembe, Patron Saint of "419"ers!
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:18:11 -0500
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In article <1112081903.353820.195650@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> angelicusrex wrote:
> > O.K. we all get it. You don't like me. Fine. Send me my money back
> and a
> > decleration of excommunication and several thousand dollars for use
> of my
> > image on your stash boxes and we'll call it even.
>
>
> No! Excommunicate ME first!
>
> IWANNITIWANNITIWANNIT!
>
> S.O.D.D.I. big apostate! Dobbs bad man!
>
> Schismed to follow N.K."Kiko" Mbembe, Patron Saint of "419"ers!
>
Schisming's a FAD now.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB