Nenslo Pie
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 29 Mar 2005 15:03:34 -0800
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Sour Nenslo Pie
3/4 cup plus 3 tablespoons granulated sugar
3 level tablespoons cornstarch
1 cup hot water
1 tablespoon butter
3 eggs, separated
1/3 cup sour Nenslo juice
1 baked 9-inch pie shell
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. In a saucepan, mix together the 3/4 cup
sugar and cornstarch, and slowly pour in the hot water and butter,
stirring to dissolve any lumps. Beat egg yolks lightly and add, along
with the sour Nenslo juice. Stir constantly over medium-low heat until
the mixture has thickened and coats the spoon. Do not boil. Carefully
pour the filling into the baked pie shell.
For the meringue, beat the egg whites until frothy. Continue to beat,
gradually adding the 3 tablespoons sugar, until the beater holds stiff
peaks when lifted. Gently swirl the meringue over the filling, making
sure it touches the edges of the crust all the way around. Bake until
the meringue is brown. Remove from the oven and cool on a rack.
Once cool, sprinkle with a 50-50 mixture of confectioners sugar & alum.
Eating a piece will then cause you to SHUT UP.
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 29 Mar 2005 15:38:49 -0800
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Here's a little ditty I decomposed about the recipe. It's sung to the
very same melody as "Disco Duck":
Went to a bakery the other night
All the bakers were treating me right
The rumble in my stomach said "It's time to eat"
So the baker sold me a pie that can't be beat.
After a piece my lips began to change
They started to pucker & were acting strange
Flapping my jibs I began to upchuck
I was forced to SHUT UP by the motherfuck
[dd] Ah, get down, maumau
I've got to have me a slice, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[bs] of Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd] Got to have me a slice
[bs] of Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd] Ow, get open, jibs
[bs] Try your luck, don't be a schmuck, Nenslo
[dd] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo
[dd] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo
[dd+bs] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd] All right
[bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd] Ah, get down maumau,
Oh maumau, bang your gums if you can, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the eating stopped I got on my toilet seat
But there's no stoppin' a Pie and it's alum effect beat
So I strained & tried to take a dump
But it puckered my anus so it wouldn't release one lump
[dd] Everybody's doin' the
[dd+bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd+bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[bs] Try your luck
[dd] Eat a piece
[bs] Don't be a Schmuck
[dd] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo
[dd] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo
[dd+bs] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd] My, oh my
[bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[dd] Ah, get down maumau, ha, ha, ha, ha
[bs] Try your luck, don't be a schmuck
[dd] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo
[dd] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo
[dd+bs] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[bs] Nenslo
[bs] Nenslo, Nenslo Pie
[bs]Now my mouth is SHUT UP & so's my butt
[ep] Thank you Pie
[bs] Nenslo
[ep] For sphincin' down
[bs] Nenslo Nenslo Nenslo
[ep] Thank you so very much
[bs] Nenslo Pie
[dd] You're welcome
[bs] Nenslo Nenslo Pie
[bs] Try your luck, don't be a schmuck
Nenslo, Nenslo, Nenslo