Monday's Child

Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 14 Mar 2005 23:05:12 -0800

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Monday's child must have Slack.
Tuesday's child smokes too much crack.
Wednesday's child barks at the moon.
Thursday's child comes WAY too soon.
Friday's child's anus whistles ditties.
Saturday's child has great big titties.
But the child who is born on the Sabbath day
Gets to give blowjobs for "Bob" - hooray!

Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 02:35:50 +1100

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> But the child who is born on the Sabbath day
> Gets to give blowjobs for "Bob" - hooray!

i'm kinda glad this religion doesn't have a firm "born-again" belief,
otherwise we'd have to double up on some of these.