Maybie one lil rant before I keel over, Why I hate this Church!
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:44:50 GMT
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Now time is limited and the coffee will wear out shortly.
As a member of the clean race, I feel it is my right, responsibility and
civic duty to at least say something and attempt, yes attempt to sound
intelligent to please the more intellectual-nazi-sociopathic-synthetic hippy
types, so please bear with me and ignore the horrid grammer and poor choice
of words.
Let me begin by saying good morning to you all, yes we all know its now
afternoon and you have just managed to get your lazy arse out of bed but hey
"time control", oh yes, its so funny "Time control" wow.
The thing about time control is that, like most other things that this sick
church teaches is pure mumbo-jumbo-tom-foolerly,(shut up Nenslo), "Sure lets
control our own time man, yeah man, its soo cool man, like a knife through
time man", sure Id live to see you survive in the real world with an
attitude like that.
Try keeping a job, running for political office, or surviving everyday life,
what do yoy tell the drug rehab centre when they ask you to come in for your
free needles at say 10am? what about the social security office appoitment?,
miss them and your life will goto hell in a handbasket, you need time. admit
it.
Secondly, "slack", (cue mental image some middle aged, poorly shaven
miscrient running around a public train station yelling "Slack man, you are
so like interfering in my slack man, hey wheres my bong")
Slack = Bullshit, I could go on about this, but there is no point, the
sickest thing about this is that anyone could say anything is "slack", take
this newsgroup as an example, its very title advertisers to the global
community that slack is here, it does exist, and this is the place to see it
in action by those who "consider" themselves slackfull.
Whenever I come to this newsgroup I see nothing but silly links, boring
rants and blatent advertisments, Yes Stang, Mr Nice Guy of the brainwashed,
you are WORSE them them.
Take that poor carpet cleaner guy, just some poor soul who wanted to earn
some cash and you all pounce on him like a 50 Japanesse buisness man to a 16
year old school girl, but when the oh so reverened Stang comes along selling
his ware, its like, "Oh yes mr cult man, please spam here, I usually dont
like spam, but your spam I like"
Ive got news for all of you ALL SPAM TASTES THE SAME, except for the low
salt kind, but thats a different rant all-together.
And if you have read this far I know what your thinking "oh here he is
attempting to flame us, another Nenslo wanna be but at least Nenslo would be
more entertaining", Well that sounds like an interesting thought to you
doesnt it, but you see unlike Nenslo I dont make indulge in
vulgar-vaguearities, this is aimed at EVERY PAID UP SUBGENIUS.
I could go on, but unlike most of you washed up so & so's some of us have to
work in the morning to pay TAX to keep you people fed.
And what thanks to I get.........
WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP.
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 21:50:48 +1000
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Sell me your ordination!
I'll give you one dollar.
Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> Now time is limited and the coffee will wear out shortly.
>
>
> As a member of the clean race, I feel it is my right, responsibility and
> civic duty to at least say something and attempt, yes attempt to sound
> intelligent to please the more intellectual-nazi-sociopathic-synthetic hippy
> types, so please bear with me and ignore the horrid grammer and poor choice
> of words.
>
> Let me begin by saying good morning to you all, yes we all know its now
> afternoon and you have just managed to get your lazy arse out of bed but hey
> "time control", oh yes, its so funny "Time control" wow.
>
> The thing about time control is that, like most other things that this sick
> church teaches is pure mumbo-jumbo-tom-foolerly,(shut up Nenslo), "Sure lets
> control our own time man, yeah man, its soo cool man, like a knife through
> time man", sure Id live to see you survive in the real world with an
> attitude like that.
>
> Try keeping a job, running for political office, or surviving everyday life,
> what do yoy tell the drug rehab centre when they ask you to come in for your
> free needles at say 10am? what about the social security office appoitment?,
> miss them and your life will goto hell in a handbasket, you need time. admit
> it.
>
> Secondly, "slack", (cue mental image some middle aged, poorly shaven
> miscrient running around a public train station yelling "Slack man, you are
> so like interfering in my slack man, hey wheres my bong")
>
> Slack = Bullshit, I could go on about this, but there is no point, the
> sickest thing about this is that anyone could say anything is "slack", take
> this newsgroup as an example, its very title advertisers to the global
> community that slack is here, it does exist, and this is the place to see it
> in action by those who "consider" themselves slackfull.
>
> Whenever I come to this newsgroup I see nothing but silly links, boring
> rants and blatent advertisments, Yes Stang, Mr Nice Guy of the brainwashed,
> you are WORSE them them.
>
> Take that poor carpet cleaner guy, just some poor soul who wanted to earn
> some cash and you all pounce on him like a 50 Japanesse buisness man to a 16
> year old school girl, but when the oh so reverened Stang comes along selling
> his ware, its like, "Oh yes mr cult man, please spam here, I usually dont
> like spam, but your spam I like"
>
> Ive got news for all of you ALL SPAM TASTES THE SAME, except for the low
> salt kind, but thats a different rant all-together.
>
> And if you have read this far I know what your thinking "oh here he is
> attempting to flame us, another Nenslo wanna be but at least Nenslo would be
> more entertaining", Well that sounds like an interesting thought to you
> doesnt it, but you see unlike Nenslo I dont make indulge in
> vulgar-vaguearities, this is aimed at EVERY PAID UP SUBGENIUS.
>
> I could go on, but unlike most of you washed up so & so's some of us have to
> work in the morning to pay TAX to keep you people fed.
>
> And what thanks to I get.........
>
> WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP.
>
>
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:56:21 GMT
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> Sell me your ordination!
>
> I'll give you one dollar.
Well you probably wont like this, but I have already given it away to G W
Bush.
But always remember the golden rule.....FTITCTAJ
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:07:40 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>Sell me your ordination!
>>
>>I'll give you one dollar.
>
>
> Well you probably wont like this, but I have already given it away to G W
> Bush.
>
> But always remember the golden rule.....FTITCTAJ
>
>
That's FUNNY - even though I don't know what FTITCTAJ means
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:12:23 GMT
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"John Cook" wrote in message
news:424a968b$0$264$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>>Sell me your ordination!
>>>
>>>I'll give you one dollar.
>>
>>
>> Well you probably wont like this, but I have already given it away to G W
>> Bush.
>>
>> But always remember the golden rule.....FTITCTAJ
> That's FUNNY - even though I don't know what FTITCTAJ means
The way I see it, G W Bush is probably nicer then JR "BoB" Dobbs, "Bob"
wants to kill 99.9999% of the human population, thats right kill, little
children, men, women, little kittens and baby piglets, "Bob" wants to kill
EVERYONE who doesnt pay the $30, and hell even paying doesnt guarentee shit.
Praise "Bob" indeed.
Sure as an Australian its my civic duty to loathe G W, but the way I see it,
he has succesfully used his idiocy to become the worlds most powerful man,
and if you can remember what he done as soon as he become president? he went
down to his ranch and SLACKED OFF!
Sure G W Bush has started a few minor wars etc, but hey, thats what American
presidents do.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 15:53:31 -0800
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<
"Bob"
wants to kill 99.9999% of the human population, thats right kill,
little
children, men, women, little kittens and baby piglets, "Bob" wants to
kill
EVERYONE who doesnt pay the $30, and hell even paying doesnt guarentee
shit. >>
Eternal Salvation or triple yopur money back! We put it in writing!
Right now the Vatican is sending Stang a Money Order for $30 just to
cover the Pope's ass.
Falwell is on the phone every ten minutes BEGGING for Forgiveness form
"Bob". But ever since that night of the three-some with Falwelland
Connie, "Bob" just can forgive him.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:20:39 GMT
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what FTITCTAJ means
Opps "Fuck them if that cant take a joke"
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:58:41 +1000
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> what FTITCTAJ means
>
> Opps "Fuck them if that cant take a joke"
>
>
Thanx dude - hope u slept well.
don't worry, be happy
it's all just a dream…
u just made it ALL up…
PS
think of it as a bunch of koans…
http://www.ashidakim.com/zenkoans/zenindex.html
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 00:20:02 +1000
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John Cook wrote:
> think of it as a bunch of koans…
>
> http://www.ashidakim.com/zenkoans/zenindex.html
>
pity he fucked up, pity he didn't look at them first - ah pissed again sigh…
So: That is not a bunch of koans it's a bunch of zen stories, different
things. (good bookmark but…)
a koan is more like:
A goose is grown in a bottle.
Get it out without breaking the bottle or it.
Week after week the poor little (mostly pink) monks struggled to answer.
To really understand traditional japanese Zen instruction u have to get
an image of how subservient japanese kids were trained to be (i think
they still are) - and even the 'princes' were in awe of the masters.
They TRIED REALLY HARD to understand/answer it.
Then, sometimes…
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:20:56 GMT
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In article
<424a968b$0$264$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com
.au>,
John Cook wrote:
> That's FUNNY - even though I don't know what FTITCTAJ means
It means everything YOU call a Joke IS A JOKE, but if someone else has
a different definition of one and it chaps your heiney, you get to stamp
your hooves and act like a shit about it. Hey, Do As Thou Wilt and all
that. Its either 100% true or 100% NOT TRUE. Responses from Nenslo will
not be answered.
Yeah, I hate this Church, too. That's why I pay up my dues, more or
less, and keep coming back for more mental illness and abuse. If it
faded away, I'd need to find a new hate-focus and I am too lazy for
that.
--
HellPope Huey
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
"You can't kill them
just because they're annoying."
"You never know until you try!"
- " Dilbert"
"The biggest difference
between the psychiatrist and the patient
is that the psychiatrist
has learned how to live with it."
- (David Gerrold) Solomon Short
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:17:44 -0800
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In article , "Rev Chain
Smerker" wrote:
> Now time is limited and the coffee will wear out shortly.
>
SNIP a bunch of crossposted moronic whining
>
> I could go on, but unlike most of you washed up so & so's some of us have to
> work in the morning to pay TAX to keep you people fed.
Your Australian tax dollars aren't helping us much here in North
America, Jack. FWIW, I've paid enough taxes in my life to buy my very
own Boeing 747 just to fly over there and kick your sorry ass.
>
> And what thanks to I get.........
What thanks do you deserve? You're living in fucking Australia, you
moron. It's WARM all year round. You have beaches, reefs, surf, koala
bears, red hot sheilas. You get to wrestle crocodiles, lick cane
toads, have prawn barbies every weekend. You can hop on a plane and in
minutes you're soaking it up in Bali or tripping with the Asmat in
Irian Jaya. Slack? You wouldn't know Slack if it jumped up and bit
you square in the ass. Oh yeah... I really feel sorry for YOU.
>
> WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP.
Exactly.
pb
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:48:16 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
>In article , "Rev Chain
>Smerker" wrote:
>
>> Now time is limited and the coffee will wear out shortly.
>>
>SNIP a bunch of crossposted moronic whining
>>
>> I could go on, but unlike most of you washed up so & so's some of us have to
>> work in the morning to pay TAX to keep you people fed.
>
>Your Australian tax dollars aren't helping us much here in North
>America, Jack. FWIW, I've paid enough taxes in my life to buy my very
>own Boeing 747 just to fly over there and kick your sorry ass.
>>
>> And what thanks to I get.........
>
>What thanks do you deserve? You're living in fucking Australia, you
>moron. It's WARM all year round. You have beaches, reefs, surf, koala
>bears, red hot sheilas. You get to wrestle crocodiles, lick cane
>toads, have prawn barbies every weekend. You can hop on a plane and in
>minutes you're soaking it up in Bali or tripping with the Asmat in
>Irian Jaya. Slack? You wouldn't know Slack if it jumped up and bit
>you square in the ass. Oh yeah... I really feel sorry for YOU.
>>
>> WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP.
>
>Exactly.
>
>pb
A right sheila bruce!
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 03:31:44 +1000
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polar bear wrote:
> In article , "Rev Chain
> Smerker" wrote:
>
>
>>Now time is limited and the coffee will wear out shortly.
>>
>
> SNIP a bunch of crossposted moronic whining
>
>>I could go on, but unlike most of you washed up so & so's some of us have to
>>work in the morning to pay TAX to keep you people fed.
>
>
> Your Australian tax dollars aren't helping us much here in North
> America, Jack. FWIW, I've paid enough taxes in my life to buy my very
> own Boeing 747 just to fly over there and kick your sorry ass.
>
>>And what thanks to I get.........
>
>
> What thanks do you deserve? You're living in fucking Australia, you
> moron. It's WARM all year round. You have beaches, reefs, surf, koala
> bears, red hot sheilas. You get to wrestle crocodiles, lick cane
> toads, have prawn barbies every weekend. You can hop on a plane and in
> minutes you're soaking it up in Bali or tripping with the Asmat in
> Irian Jaya. Slack? You wouldn't know Slack if it jumped up and bit
> you square in the ass. Oh yeah... I really feel sorry for YOU.
SHIT! that made me laugh.
What can _I_ say?
Ummmm? you have free air conditioning and refrigeration????
Honest mate, my fridge is a 'engels' 12v/240v portable I found in the
'dumpster' (I think u call it) at the marina boatyard - I may be rich in
imponderables but I'm poor as fuk in money terms.
Don't envy me for choosing to be slack.
ps
funny story - sorry another old buggar story - when I found it I knew it
probably worked or was fixable - I have a lot of dump scavenging experience…
Humped it back to the landing pontoon where the tinny was tied up -
Patrick was just landing (patrick has one wooden leg, a VERY negative
view of the world and ppl in general, a 38ft timber boat kept afloat by
solar powered battery/bilge pump sensor set-up and a drinking problem to
write home about - oh, he was also irish) he told me what a fuk wit I
was - that was 4 years ago - it's been in continuous use since then…
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 06:59:20 GMT
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"polar bear" wrote in message
news:300320050817444252%bear@pole.com...
> Your Australian tax dollars aren't helping us much here in North
> America, Jack. FWIW, I've paid enough taxes in my life to buy my very
> own Boeing 747 just to fly over there and kick your sorry ass.
>>
Typical American, bragging about how much money they make and threating
violence, for shame, well PB its not ALL ABOUT MONEY AND WHO YOU CAN BEAT
UP!
I dont dislike you, I pity you, you know your the one who in the before life
decided to be an American, so I pity and blame you, but I still love you and
if you were here id give you a big hug, I like bears, cute cuddly, you may
be cold but your still a bear
Thankyou Mithra
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 05:29:59 -0800
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In article , "Rev Chain
Smerker" wrote:
> "polar bear" wrote in message
> news:300320050817444252%bear@pole.com...
>
> > Your Australian tax dollars aren't helping us much here in North
> > America, Jack. FWIW, I've paid enough taxes in my life to buy my very
> > own Boeing 747 just to fly over there and kick your sorry ass.
> >>
>
> Typical American, bragging about how much money they make and threating
> violence, for shame, well PB its not ALL ABOUT MONEY AND WHO YOU CAN BEAT
> UP!
Har har... an Australian that frowns on brawling. I'm Canadian BTW,
but even if I was American, I'd never admit it.
>
> I dont dislike you, I pity you, you know your the one who in the before life
> decided to be an American, so I pity and blame you, but I still love you and
> if you were here id give you a big hug, I like bears, cute cuddly, you may
> be cold but your still a bear
>
Careful there Smerky 'ol chap. I might be a Drop Bear.
pb
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 15:49:50 -0800
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<
and
civic duty to at least say something and attempt, yes attempt to sound
intelligent to please the more
intellectual-nazi-sociopathic-synthetic hippy
types, so please bear with me and ignore the horrid grammer and poor
choice
of words. >>
Clean? Ha! your genetic "pool" is about as clean as the water in the
floor boards of those 12 cars on blocks in front of Huey's house.
<
now
afternoon and you have just managed to get your lazy arse out of bed
but hey
"time control", oh yes, its so funny "Time control" wow. >>
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I used my personal Time COntrol to go back in
time to butt fuck your mom.
<
everyday life>>
I thought you were a "clean race?" If so why do your people engage in
such unpure acts?
<
boring
rants and blatent advertisments, Yes Stang, Mr Nice Guy of the
brainwashed,
you are WORSE them them>>
You really just don't "get it?" Just stay in the "pure" boards like
alt.alterboy.sex, or alt.pope.feeding tube that the Catholic Church
runs. And as for Stang, well, you see Stang is the only one who who
really posts here. He is actually Nenslo, Huey, Artemia, me, and polar
bear.
<
low
salt kind, but thats a different rant all-together. >>
Now we all have to post our favorite Spam recipies! And especially
Nenslo's famous Spam Marange Pie!
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:01:29 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:1112226590.035835.27350@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>Clean? Ha! your genetic "pool" is about as clean as the water in the
>floor boards of those 12 cars on blocks in front of Huey's house.
There is no need to bring Lord Huey into this.
>Oh, I forgot to tell you, I used my personal Time COntrol to go back in
>time to butt fuck your mom.
There is no need to bring dear old ma into this
>You really just don't "get it?" Just stay in the "pure" boards like
>alt.alterboy.sex, or alt.pope.feeding tube that the Catholic Church
>runs. And as for Stang, well, you see Stang is the only one who who
>really posts here. He is actually Nenslo, Huey, Artemia, me, and polar
>bear.
Typical, now that the news of this Douglas Smith is out there, It all makes
sense, yes using juvenille jokes to bring in young teens and grown men who
have the maturity of young teens, for shame, this cult gets sicker everyday
>Now we all have to post our favorite Spam recipies! And especially
>Nenslo's famous Spam Marange Pie!
Leave Nelso out of this, this is between us.