Man grows penis on arm
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 09:23:19 -0700
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http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml
photo at website
Created: 22.03.2005 12:01 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 17:13 MSK
MosNews
Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a
patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy
Komsomolets daily reports.
The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to
protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked,
two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.
The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using
his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to
his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an
erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s
own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.
A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months.
He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”
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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:34:09 -0500
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Hell, I'd like to have two arms growing out of my penis.
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:23:21 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> Hell, I'd like to have two arms growing out of my penis.
You'd be a huge challenge for the Good Sex For Mutants list. However,
those arms would be handy for holding the cup while your cock-head sips
on a malt.
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HellPope Huey
There are a million stories in the naked city.
Most of them are about assholes.
"You may give me
the finest instrument in Europe
but yet I should have no pleasure in playing on it
to an ignorant, stubborn
or unsympathetic audience.
- Mozart, letter to his father, 1778
"We're cartoon characters!
We can do anything we want!"
- Heckle & Jeckle
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 11:01:19 -0800
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Okay, it's official. We have to stop science, they've grown too
powerfull for their own good. Honestly, if they can take a man who has
permanent limp dick, cut the penis off, AFFIX IT TO HIS ARM (which I'm
sure was an interesting conversation piece. See him running around in
bars, banging into people: "I'm sorry I bumped your arm there.", "No,
it's QUITE alright!") and then after all that RE-ATTACH the
limp-dick-arm-penis and chicks will NEVER be the wiser...the mind
reels. So science is now officially out of control. Because if they can
pull that off, can a Terminator be far behind? Are giant mutant fish
that want to eat your face really that much of a leap now that we've
re-attached the arm dick?
>He added: "Women will never >suspect it is artificial."
Which further proves my long held theory: "Some chicks are stupid as
fuck!"
The end.
>Are giant mutant fish that want to >eat your face really that much of
a >stretch now that we've re-attached >the arm dick?
Upon reading this sentence after I wrote it, and I don't want to too my
own horn, but I decided that it was the greatest thing that I have
written ever in my life, ever. It's all downhill from here.