Madonna

Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 18:49:50 -0800

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Perspective

Look you just need to get it all in perspective. It's not that
difficult.

It's like this:

- Magnitude of a uranium-fission nuclear weapon
- Size of Tom Cruise's ego
- Hydrogen-fusion nuclear weapon
- Size of the watermelon that you could shove up Madonna's ass
without her noticing
- "Bob"

Is that so difficult? Is it?

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
There was in fact a famous headless chicken which lived for many years,
It seems that in decapitating the chicken its owner cut rather high on
the neck, leaving a smidgen of hindbrain. This is roughly analogous to
what watching sitcoms does to humans.

- nenslo



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 19:01:47 -0800

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>>>Perspective


Look you just need to get it all in perspective. It's not that
difficult.


It's like this:


- Magnitude of a uranium-fission nuclear weapon
- Size of Tom Cruise's ego
- Hydrogen-fusion nuclear weapon
- Size of the watermelon that you could shove up Madonna's ass
without her noticing
- "Bob"


Is that so difficult? Is it?>>>

This is all very confusing but I'll take your word on it.

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 16 Mar 2005 19:22:37 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote:
> Perspective
>
> Look you just need to get it all in perspective. It's not that
> difficult.
>
> It's like this:
>
> - Magnitude of a uranium-fission nuclear weapon
> - Size of Tom Cruise's ego
> - Hydrogen-fusion nuclear weapon
> - Size of the watermelon that you could shove up Madonna's ass
> without her noticing
> - "Bob"
>
> Is that so difficult? Is it?
>


The google-sponsored link on this post took me to a site on "Kahuism",
some airy-fairy new age thing.

The primary offenses against Kahuism are:

Intentional stupidity
Intentional cruelty
Intentional recklessness

alt.slack in a nutshell. It is the anti-Kahu.



Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 10:19:38 -0800

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(I got the same link.)

So we're here to demote world peace?

Bust it down to corporal or so?