Little old ladies beat man with Bible
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 09:21:01 -0700
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Posted by:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 18:45:46 GMT
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Funny...
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Posted by:: "moses heshua"
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:36:55 -0500
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> Funny...
This should be also, assuming the ultra-hassidic
living-bobble-head whackjobs mentioned below
manage to pull it off: Let's just hope none of em are
carrying any C4 or similar stuff to hasten their messiah's
return and leave as a "gift" for mohammed near the D of the R.
BOOOOOOOOOOMM !!!! (grin)
www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=43321
10,000 Jews to ascend Temple Mount In April 2005
Group seeks to reclaim Israeli control of holy site
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Posted: March 16, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern
By Aaron Klein
JERUSALEM -- A grassroots Jewish organization plans to bring
10,000 Jews next month to the heavily restricted Temple Mount
to spark Israeli dialogue about reclaiming the holy site from its Muslim
custodians.
"The Temple Mount is the single holiest place in the world for Jews.
It's about time the Israeli government restores it to the Jewish
people, where it belongs," David Ha'ivri, chairman of Revava, the
group orchestrating the gathering, told WND.
The visit, scheduled for April 10, would be the largest
Jewish presence at the Temple Mount since the ancient
Temple period, said Haivri.
The Mount is the area directly behind the Western Wall in Jerusalem.
It is the site of Judaism's first and second temples, the primary area
of worship for the Jewish faith and the location in which
Gods "shekhina," or presence, is thought by Jews to reside.
The area is about the size of 15 football stadiums.
Christianity considers the area historically important.
The book of Luke records that Jesus, raised a devout
Jew, was dedicated in the Second Temple in accordance
with the Laws of Moses, and describes Jesus' boyhood
visit to the Temple, which, it is written in John, he cleansed
at Passover and during the last week of his life. Jesus once
referred to the Temple as his "Father's house."
Although not mentioned by name in the Quran, the Temple
Mount also is commonly identified by Muslims as the
"furthermost sanctuary," the site from which Muhammad,
accompanied by the angel Gabriel, made the Night Journey
to the Throne of God.
The Temple Mount was opened to the general public
until September 2000, when the Palestinians started
their intifada by throwing stones at Jewish worshipers
after then-candidate for prime minister Ariel Sharon
visited the area. Following the onset of violence, the
new Sharon government closed the Mount to
non-Muslims, using checkpoints to control all pedestrian
traffic for fear of further clashes with the Palestinians.
The Temple Mount was reopened to non-Muslims in August 2003.
It is still open but only Sundays through Thursdays, 7:30 a.m. to
10:00 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. to 1:30 p.m., and not on any
Christian, Jewish or Muslim holidays or other days considered
"sensitive" by the Waqf, the Muslim custodians of the Temple Mount.
During "open" days, Jews and Christian are allowed to ascend
the Mount, usually through organized tours and only if they
conform first to a strict set of guidelines, which includes demands
that they not pray or bring any "holy objects" to the site.
Visitors are banned from entering any of the mosques without
direct Waqf permission. Rules are enforced by Waqf agents,
who watch tours closely and alert nearby Israeli police to any
breaking of their guidelines.
"The current situation is just miserable," said Haivri,
whose group's stated mission is to "restore self-esteem
to the state of Israel by restoring national pride and values."
"The Temple Mount is the only holy place in the world,
aside from Mecca, where Jews are explicitly forbidden
to pray ... and here the restrictions are coming from a
Jewish government." Haivri says the Sharon administration
"is entirely secular. They don't have any regard for religious
values. ... Our trip to the Mount will change the talk and
drive home to the government that they need to reopen
the area and allow Jews to pray there. ... Hopefully the
trip will spark more Jews to come on a daily basis."
Yisrel Meir Cohen, Revava executive director, said the
group is working with the Israeli police, who control
access to the Temple Mount, to keep the site accessible
to Jews for longer hours on the day of the gathering, and
open an additional gate to the area to accommodate the
expected large rally attendance. Currently, Jews and
Christians are allowed only into the Temple Mount through
a small gate adjacent to the Western Wall. Cohen said he
doesn't anticipate any violence at his gathering.
"We are very aware of the sensitivities of the Temple
Mount. This protest is completely peaceful." Shmulik Benruby,
a spokesman for Jerusalem police, told WND, "We are still l
ooking into the details of the event. We haven't made any decisions yet."
Several rabbinic authorities have issued orders barring Jews
from entering certain parts of the Temple Mount, saying the
areas are considered too holy to visit until the third Temple
is rebuilt upon the arrival of the Jewish messiah. Some have
restricted the entire Mount area. Haivri stressed his visit will
be "spiritually pure. We will not be going to the specific areas
that most agree are religiously forbidden. We are also telling
all participants they have to go to a mikveh (Jewish ritual
cleansing bath) the morning of our gathering."
WorldNetDaily was given a tour last month of the Temple Mount
along with several Christian archeologists. The small group was
warned in advance not to bring Bibles and once on the
Mount, not to whisper or make bowing movements for fear the
Wafq might think a non-Muslim is praying in the area.
The tour guide, Nachman Kupietsky, an Orthodox Jew who
covers his head with a baseball cap while in the area and not
his usual yarmulke, for fear of being arrested, said, "These
rules are very serious. They were made by the Waqf and
agreed to by the Sharon government, which is not very
religious and just doesn't want any more clashes on the Temple Mount."
Kupietsky told WND of instances in the past few months
in which members of his tour group were arrested for breaking various
rules. He said a Jewish woman was detained last summer for putting
her head down while sitting on a bench.
"It was a hot day and she just wanted to rest for a few minutes.
The Wafq started screaming and the police arrested her.
She told me she was held for six hours and had to sign
documents stating she would never again return to the Temple Mount.
"You also can't bring anything with Hebrew letters, even secular
Hebrew books. The Wafq confiscated many of my tour books.
One time I brought a guy who pulled out the Hebrew edition
of the [Jerusalem] Post, and they took that from him."
Kupietsky said Orthodox guests who decide to wear
yarmulkes are routinely delayed by Israeli police at the
entrance to the Temple Mount for up to 30 minutes
while they are interrogated about the purpose of their visit.
Rabbi Yosef Elbaum, a rabbinic consultant to Revava, said
"The Israeli government should immediately return the
Temple Mount to the way it was. Jews must be allowed
to go there and pray."
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:26:29 +0000 (UTC)
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I've never been beaten off by an old lady with a Bible.
Still, I can dream...
or something
Baldin Pramer wrote:
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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 18:58:44 -0800
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>>>I've never been beaten off by an old lady with a Bible.
Still, I can dream...
or something >>>
If I get beaten off by a lady I hope she is 19 and it better be the
biggest bible anyone has ever seen.
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 04:56:50 GMT
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krustymadfaker wrote:
>>>>I've never been beaten off by an old lady with a Bible.
>
> Still, I can dream...
> or something >>>
>
> If I get beaten off by a lady I hope she is 19 and it better be the
> biggest bible anyone has ever seen.
Me & the g/f rented the cheapo BadComedy "Saved!" for a lark and
there's a scene in it where a girl screams "I'm FILLED with Christ's
LOVE!!" and angrily throws a Bible right at this other girl's back,
WHOMP. It didn't look as if there was a brick in it. TOO BAD.
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HellPope Huey
Author of "The Tao of Insanity"
"...and the disciples ran about screaming
'Oh Lord, what a big f**kin' lizard!'"
- Bill Hicks
"Heaven's gonna SUCK!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 11:30:31 -0800
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>>>>Me & the g/f rented the cheapo BadComedy "Saved!" for a lark and
there's a scene in it where a girl screams "I'm FILLED with Christ's
LOVE!!" and angrily throws a Bible right at this other girl's back,
WHOMP. It didn't look as if there was a brick in it. TOO BAD.>>>>
Hah!
I'll have to check the flick out. Now a bible made out of bricks that
can't be opened. I can see the vision and the X-tians fighting over the
gray areas ha.
-Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 02:46:50 GMT
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"krustymadfaker" wrote in message
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>>>>>Me & the g/f rented the cheapo BadComedy "Saved!" for a lark and
> there's a scene in it where a girl screams "I'm FILLED with Christ's
> LOVE!!" and angrily throws a Bible right at this other girl's back,
> WHOMP. It didn't look as if there was a brick in it. TOO BAD.>>>>
>
> Hah!
> I'll have to check the flick out. Now a bible made out of bricks that
> can't be opened. I can see the vision and the X-tians fighting over the
> gray areas ha.
>
Well it is the cornerstone of their belief... so to speak...
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