Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 21:48:21 -0800
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"Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced"
by the Dropkick Murphys
I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus x2]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus x4]
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:52:24 GMT
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In article <1110260901.520050.117670@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:
> "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced"
>
> by the Dropkick Murphys
> I play in a band
> We're the best in the land
> We're big in both Chelsea and France
> I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
> There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
> So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
> These other gals mean nothing to me
> Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
> 'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
>
> [Chorus:]
> So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
> and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
> She kissed me!
> And I only bought her one round
>
> I can bench press a car
> I'm an ex football star
> with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
> Girls just can't keep up
> I'm a real love machine
> I've had far better sex while in jail
> I designed the Sears tower
> I make two grand an hour
> I cook the world's best duck flambe
> I'll take the pick of the litter
> And girls jockey for me
> I don't need these lines to get laid
That sounds like a wonderful song to sing to kids as they drop of to
sleep. Minus the surely very loud guitars, of course. I am sure many
SubG parents indoctrinate the spawn into Weirdness early on so that as
they grow and encounter MORE and Weirder things, its no big deal. Unless
someone stark naked runs at you with bagpipes, screaming only "WHIFFLE
BAT! WHIFFLE BAAAAAT!!!"
--
HellPope Huey
Underhanded Gutbucket Rockabilly
Washtub Bassballs Overlord
I lost some time once.
Its always in the last place you look for it.
- Delirium
"Do you ever feel like wherever you are,
you should be somewhere else?"
"Only when I'm awake."
- "The Education of Max Bickford"
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 15:51:42 -0800
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>Minus the surely very loud guitars, of course.
Bagpipes, mostly. That's what makes Dropkick Murphys a great rock and
roll party band, a nice mix of bagpipes and punk guitar. Something to
look into LEGALLY PURCHASING FROM YOUR LOCAL RECORD STORE. Can't have
these 80 year old record execs giving up the solid gold catheters for
the gold plated one, can we?
>Unless someone stark naked runs at you with >bagpipes, screaming only
"WHIFFLE
>BAT! WHIFFLE BAAAAAT!!!"
I see you've been to their concerts? They hit you "wik-cad hahd, ayuh?"