Kirstie Alley
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 20:22:00 -0500
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Gives me horn, whatever her weight.
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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 17:27:18 -0800
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She gave you a horn!! I want one!!! I have an empty space on the right
side of my forehead to make it look extra satanic!!
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer -Paranoia R.P.G.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 02:59:41 GMT
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"krustymadfaker" wrote:
>She gave you a horn!! I want one!!! I have an empty space on the right
>side of my forehead to make it look extra satanic!!
>
>"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
>- The Computer -Paranoia R.P.G.
>
She gives me kazoo!
Posted by:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 15:56:59 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:xmuWd.105626$Th1.59344@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "krustymadfaker" wrote:
>
>>She gave you a horn!! I want one!!! I have an empty space on the right
>>side of my forehead to make it look extra satanic!!
>>
>>"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
>>- The Computer -Paranoia R.P.G.
>>
>
> She gives me kazoo!
>
And the point of the above is EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN BE USED
TO DESCRIBE SEX! We are to immature to just say "sex" or even "fuck". OH
NO. We have to use "horn" "drop tou" ...... At first it was fun to keep an
informal log of sex terms but it kept growing, soon it was so big that......
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, if you made love to woman, a man, a sheep, HellPope Huey or whatever
just say so.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 16:18:53 GMT
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"Kevin Cunningham" wrote:
>
>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:xmuWd.105626$Th1.59344@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>> "krustymadfaker" wrote:
>>
>>>She gave you a horn!! I want one!!! I have an empty space on the right
>>>side of my forehead to make it look extra satanic!!
>>>
>>>"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
>>>- The Computer -Paranoia R.P.G.
>>>
>>
>> She gives me kazoo!
>>
>
>And the point of the above is EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN BE USED
>TO DESCRIBE SEX! We are to immature to just say "sex" or even "fuck". OH
>NO. We have to use "horn" "drop tou" ...... At first it was fun to keep an
>informal log of sex terms but it kept growing, soon it was so big that......
>
>AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>
>Jeez, if you made love to woman, a man, a sheep, HellPope Huey or whatever
>just say so.
>
>Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
>Anti-Pope of Atlanta
>
>
Well, "kazoo" was supposed to be something non-sexual...
I have trouble thinking about some fat Scieno chick who wants
me to stick my weenie in her V-8 juice can to measure my engrams
for fun and profit!
Maybe I should say that thinking about her makes me think that
gential warts might be a preferable sexual experience.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:26:42 -0500
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> Well, "kazoo" was supposed to be something non-sexual...
> I have trouble thinking about some fat Scieno chick who wants
> me to stick my weenie in her V-8 juice can to measure my engrams
> for fun and profit!
>
> Maybe I should say that thinking about her makes me think that
> gential warts might be a preferable sexual experience.
>
>
Come now, what hearty man-jack among us hasn't given at least passing
thought to spunking in the face of a foolish Scientologist female? --
houselike size and diseased pallor notwithstanding.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:01:53 +1100
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> Come now, what hearty man-jack among us hasn't given at least passing
> thought to spunking in the face of a foolish Scientologist female? --
> houselike size and diseased pallor notwithstanding.
houselike size? it takes a certain kind of self-confidence to spunk in
the face of something about a thousand times bigger than you.
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 09:34:05 -0800
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That's why scantily-clad Princess Lay-ya was so brave with Jabba the
Hut. Didn't he die in some S&M scene with her strangling him whilst
sitting on his face?
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 01:37:44 GMT
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>That's why scantily-clad Princess Lay-ya was so brave with Jabba the
>Hut. Didn't he die in some S&M scene with her strangling him whilst
>sitting on his face?
>
'Fat Actress': Jolly-Unsaturated
By Tom Shales
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, March 7, 2005; Page C01
Kirstie Alley bravely suffers innumerable indignities in her
new Showtimes series, "Fat Actress," but it's not much fun
to suffer them with her. An awkward mixture of reality show,
satirical autobiography and vanity production, the comedy
chronicles Alley's battle with her body, an entity which has
grown in size like one of those voracious radioactive monsters
in sci-fi films of the '50s.
The first five minutes of the series, premiering at 10 tonight,
are either daringly or foolishly off-putting. We encounter Alley
sitting on a closed toilet and making hoarse, ghastly otherworldly
yelps of despair. She forces herself onto a scale, looks at the
readout and collapses to the bathroom floor, weeping childishly
and screeching piercingly as she crawls, slowly, to a phone.
"Hello, Capt. Nemo Whale Flensing Company?"
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 05:24:22 GMT
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In article ,
"Kevin Cunningham" wrote:
> Jeez, if you made love to woman, a man, a sheep, HellPope Huey or whatever
> just say so.
AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, HOLY SNAPPIN' ARSEHOLES, MARGARET!
--
HellPope Huey
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
The longer I live,
the larger allowances
I make for human infirmities.
- John Wesley
"If a fully grown adult
in reasonable control of his faculties
wants to plunge a syringe full of lighter fluid
into his urethra and piss fire,
as long as he does it in the privacy
of his own asbestos bathroom,
I will flick the Bic."
- Dennis Miller, "I Rant, Therefore I Am"
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:00:05 +1100
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> And the point of the above is EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN BE USED
> TO DESCRIBE SEX!
"i'm gonna go see my girl tonite and we're gonna make the sweet, sweet
abstinence ALL NIGHT LONG."
Posted by:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 14:01:19 -0500
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Gives me horn, whatever her weight.
I agree!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 6 Mar 2005 11:13:57 -0800
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Field Dressing Your Kirstie Alley
Field dressing your Kirstie Alley is not all that hard, but it is the
most important step to good meat & plenty of it!. Just roll up your
sleeves and go to it. The important things are to keep her carcass
clean and to cool her meat quickly as possible. Bleeding or cutting the
Kirstie Alley's neck is not necessary as blood removal is accomplished
by field dressing. After you have field dressed a few celebrities on
your own (Star Jones, Rosie O'Donnell), you will develop your own
style and technique.
The First Cut
Place the Kirstie Alley on her back. Starting at the anus, cut through
the skin and body wall along the center line. The center line extends
along the underside of the Kirstie Alley from the anus to the center of
the diaphragm. Use your fingers to guide the knife and keep the blade
away from the stomach and intestines, a cut into them is pretty messy.
Make the first cut by keeping the knife at a low angle and cutting only
deep enough to slice through the skin.
Continue Your Cut
Cut the length of her carcass, opening the chest cavity by cutting
through the breast bone. Cut deeply around the anus to loosen the
intestine. Split the pelvic bone by slicing through its center with a
sturdy knife or cutting through with a small saw or hand ax.
Loosen the windpipe and gullet by cutting through them as far forward
into the neck area as you can reach. Roll her carcass on its side so
you can remove the entrails. Most of the entrails will pull away
easily. Carefully cut and loosen any connective tissues.
Cool Her Down Quickly
Wipe the body cavity clean and remove any remaining tissues and
damaged flesh. If its a warm day, place a bag of ice in the cavity to
keep it cool and be sure and keep it out of direct sun light.
Transporting
Keep your Kirstie Alley clean and cool. If possible, don't haul her
atop your vehicle. Keep her away from engine fumes, heat and dirt.
Hanging
If the outside temperature is in the 35 to 40 degrees range, the
Kirstie Alley can be safely hung and aged. If the temperature is
warmer, you should skin the Kirstie Alley and age the meat in a
refrigerator or cooler.
Skinning
Skinning is easiest when the Kirstie Alley is hanging by her legs.
First, cut the skin around the lower part of her legs and slit them on
the inside, down to the pelvis. Peel the hide by pulling with one hand
and cutting the difficult places with a knife in the other hand. Using
a balled fist between hide and carcass helps separate skin without
tearing. Take care not to let the hair touch the meat. When you reach
the arms, cut and skin them the same as the legs.
Preserving A Trophy
If you want to have your trophy Kirstie Alley head mounted, take extra
care when you skin your Kirstie Alley. Leave the head and hide intact
as far back as the rear of the shoulder. Let the taxidermist do the
rest of the work.
Cooking Your Kirstie Alley
Just click "here" for a little info on cooking your star or "here" to
view a few celebrity recipes from TheEdGeinE!CookingShow.Com viewers
around the state.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 6 Mar 2005 15:26:43 -0500
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>>Field Dressing Your Kirstie Alley
Now this REALLY gives me HORN!
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