Jesticles style Australiana
Posted by:: jestus777@yahoo.com.au (THE Jesticles est. 199x)
Date: 30 Mar 2005 05:32:28 -0800
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This goes to the rythm of "Clancy of the Overflow" by A.B.Patterson
I think he would have liked it...
It was early Sunday morning,
And the day was only dawning,
And I think the time was nine or ten o'clock.
And me gut had started rumblin'
By the time I started stumblin'
Out the back to hang a shit and drain me cock.
So I went Into the kitchen
Thinkin' "Breakfast would be bitchin'".
With a vision in my head of soggy wheat.
But the Vita-Brits were absent,
And the milk was kinda rancid,
And there really wasn't fuck-all else to eat.
So I figured "well hey Fark it"
Went down to the supermarket
Though I looked and felt and smelt like I was dead
When I walked in through the door
She was kneeling on the floor
And I couldn't help but think of getting head
As I struggled to walk past her
with my heartbeat ever faster
I attempted not to let my reelings show
And with my tackle at attention
and my jaw too slack to mention
A voice I heard came softly from below:
"She's my Grocery Counter
And I'd really like to mount her
She's my Checkout Chick
Love to plunge into her slick..."
So while trying to look impartial
And hide the bulging of my parcel
I safely checked her out from down an aisle
But she turned to my direction
Caught a glimpse of my erection
And gave me just a little dirty smile
She walked up to me and asked
"Were you checking out my ass
And the way my youthful boobies bounced and shook?
"I've got a break in half an hour,
And I plan to have a shower,
So come and you will get a closer look"
So with milk and bread forgotten
Replaced by visions of her bottom
I dashed across the road to Hungry Jacks
With my boner chafe demanding
I forgot where I was standing
And quickly tried to order two big macs.
So at precicely 10:15
With a whopper in between
I was standing in the Woolies loading bay
And from somewhere in my pants
As it jumped and as it danced
My Cock was heard to sing and softly say
"She's my Grocery Counter
And I'd really like to mount her
She's my Checkout Chick
Love to plunge into her slick..."
P.S. My shit usually works better if you read it out loud
Jesticles
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"silent, former pig...
one communal awareness...
myriad pink bricks..." Some Dick on Spam