"OH PLEASE DEAR MASTER LITTLE DEBBIE CREME
FILLED CUPCAKE OF THE UNIVERSE.....Let this pompus
lardassed symbol of archtype xian goose-stepping
bigotry and intolerance expire slowly, yet quickly, and painfully....
--------------------------------------------------
Rev. Jerry Falwell Back in Hospital
(03-29) 09:10 PST Lynchburg, Va. (AP) --
A month after battling pneumonia, the Rev. Jerry Falwell
was hospitalized again Tuesday for an undisclosed medical
problem, his ministry said. "I can tell you he is in the hospital
and he is resting, and that is all I know," said Jessica Tucker
of Jerry Falwell's Ministries.
Falwell, 71, is the founder of the Moral Majority and
chancellor of Liberty University, which he also founded.
It was Falwell's second admission this year to
Lynchburg General Hospital. He was treated for pneumonia
for 13 days in late February and early March.
For a time, he was on a ventilator.
In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell
said he was feeling much better, but still recovering from
his hospital stay.
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ObTgutblowoutdeathpooldreamteamwish: Oh dear
readers, if Schiavo, The Pope and Falwell were ALL
to expire within a 2 or even a 3 week period I doubt
that I could contain my joy and sheer happiness.
I am quite sure that in the event such an event I would
likely get naked and ass-fuck a ripe Georgia Watermelon
or a California Cantaloupe in Macy's window in celebration
with gay pride rainbow flags waving and the latest
incarnation of the Village People singing in the background.
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 13:35:46 -0500, "Burnt Umber"
wrote:
>With regart to the posting title:
>
>"OH PLEASE DEAR MASTER LITTLE DEBBIE CREME
>FILLED CUPCAKE OF THE UNIVERSE.....Let this pompus
>lardassed symbol of archtype xian goose-stepping
>bigotry and intolerance expire slowly, yet quickly, and painfully....
What are the odds that both he and the pope will go south on the same
day? One can dream, anyway.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:33:00 -0500
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>>What are the odds that both he and the pope will go south on the same
day? One can dream, anyway.
Let's go for a triple. Add Terri to the list.
[*]
-----
Posted by:: washer of kegs Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:40:20 +0200
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>>>What are the odds that both he and the pope will go south on the same
> day? One can dream, anyway.
>
> Let's go for a triple. Add Terri to the list.
>
> [*]
> -----
And a clean sweep if prince Rainer of Monaco checks out on the same day?
"washer of kegs" wrote in message
news:d2cedc$gag$01$2@news.t-online.com...
> iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> >>>What are the odds that both he and the pope will go south on the same
> > day? One can dream, anyway.
> >
> > Let's go for a triple. Add Terri to the list.
> >
> > [*]
> > -----
>
> And a clean sweep if prince Rainer of Monaco checks out on the same day?
>
No, a clean sweep would require Pat Robertson to kick the bucket in a freak
accident, like getting butt fucked to death by some rabid Catholic preacher
or something.
The irrReverend Shazbot!
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:31:59 -0500
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Hey, this ain't fair. Here's one that beat them ALL to the punch:
"hjkl" wrote in message
news:4249a883.86008296@news.itd.umich.edu...
> On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 13:35:46 -0500, "Burnt Umber"
> wrote:
>
> >With regart to the posting title:
> >
> >"OH PLEASE DEAR MASTER LITTLE DEBBIE CREME
> >FILLED CUPCAKE OF THE UNIVERSE.....Let this pompus
> >lardassed symbol of archtype xian goose-stepping
> >bigotry and intolerance expire slowly, yet quickly, and painfully....
>
> What are the odds that both he and the pope will go south on the same
> day? One can dream, anyway.
"It is a blessed thing to have an imagination that can
always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed."
- Mark Twain in The American Claimant
"You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable
knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the
everlasting and all-sufficient "people say." In all my seventy-two
years and a half I have never come across such another ass
as this human race is."
- Mark Twain's Autobiography
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 29 Mar 2005 15:28:04 -0800
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I suggest we ask congress to pass a special law DEMANDIING they pull
the plug on his ass! I don't care if he's a vegitable, mineral, or
animal!
Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure" Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:09:59 GMT
--------
Burnt Umber wrote:
> With regart to the posting title:
>
> "OH PLEASE DEAR MASTER LITTLE DEBBIE CREME
> FILLED CUPCAKE OF THE UNIVERSE.....Let this pompus
> lardassed symbol of archtype xian goose-stepping
> bigotry and intolerance expire slowly, yet quickly, and painfully....
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Rev. Jerry Falwell Back in Hospital
> (03-29) 09:10 PST Lynchburg, Va. (AP) --
>
> A month after battling pneumonia, the Rev. Jerry Falwell
> was hospitalized again Tuesday for an undisclosed medical
> problem, his ministry said. "I can tell you he is in the hospital
> and he is resting, and that is all I know," said Jessica Tucker
> of Jerry Falwell's Ministries.
>
> Falwell, 71, is the founder of the Moral Majority and
> chancellor of Liberty University, which he also founded.
> It was Falwell's second admission this year to
> Lynchburg General Hospital. He was treated for pneumonia
> for 13 days in late February and early March.
> For a time, he was on a ventilator.
>
> In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell
> said he was feeling much better, but still recovering from
> his hospital stay.
>
> -------------------------------------
Being from Lynchburg Virgina, and having been treated in Lynchburg
General I can say, sadly, Rev. Falwell is no where near death. If you
have anything much more complicated than appendix removal or food
poisoning they tend to send you to UVA medical center.
Now when he goes to UVA medical center you can start taking bets!
-pisces
Posted by:: John Cook Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 12:21:53 +1000
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Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure wrote:
> Burnt Umber wrote:
...
> Being from Lynchburg Virgina, and having been treated in Lynchburg
> General I can say, sadly, Rev. Falwell is no where near death. If you
> have anything much more complicated than appendix removal or food
> poisoning they tend to send you to UVA medical center.
>
> Now when he goes to UVA medical center you can start taking bets!
>
> -pisces
maybe he just wants to die in such a beautifully named town 'n hospital