"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
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> They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>
> --
> Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
>
> Pramer's law:
>
> The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
> brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
:-( im posting the Meow Meow Meow ad in ABS as a tribute
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:37:19 -0700
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> "Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
> news:4229ce26$1@nntp.zianet.com...
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>>They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>>
>>--
>>Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
>>
>>Pramer's law:
>>
>>The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
>>brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
>
>
> :-( im posting the Meow Meow Meow ad in ABS as a tribute
>
>
Thanks!
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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Pramer's law:
The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 5 Mar 2005 08:13:15 -0800
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They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
Seven local Chinese restaruants are bidding for the carcus.
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:36:43 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>
> Seven local Chinese restaruants are bidding for the carcus.
He will have to be carefully prepared, like a blowfish, with all the
pizin in his system.
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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 5 Mar 2005 09:15:34 -0800
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
> They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>
> --
> Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
I can empathize, having had to go through the same process too many
times myself. (2 dogs in the past 2 years)
What was your cat's name? My best cat's name was Colonel Yow. He was a
psychotic deaf albino tom with one blue eye and one yellow eye. He was
a great fucking cat... lived to be 17.
I know it's early, but you considering getting another cat?
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 12:32:45 -0500
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Why do people keep animals, anyhow?
I find it's trouble enough to keep track of one eating, shitting, pissing,
smelly, hair-shedding being with an occasional bad attitude around here.
Sometimes I think it's because what people think is pet love is really just
"if I do this, I will be fed by this other pink animal".
And I'm AWFULLY damn particular about who (or what) I will allow to moisten
my face and wake me up at 6 AM. That's like, a pretty SHORT fucking list, I
must say.
If I have to clean piss from my carpets, it damn well better be MY PISS, and
I can tell you, my record at keeping a piss free carpet is PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
One stomach, one bladder, one colon, is about ALL I want to deal with. And
there are times when even that is TOO MUCH.
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Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 5 Mar 2005 10:36:52 -0800
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The piss and shit and everything else is negligible.
The WORSHIP animals show you is everything. Makes you nigh unto a god.
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 5 Mar 2005 12:00:22 -0800
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Cats worn't give you shit for not acting human enough.
Posted by:: Eddie Vroom Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 02:20:55 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Why do people keep animals, anyhow?
In the case of our cats, they just showed up, let themselves in and
stuck around.
One, a female nutcase that may have been a Norwegian Forest Cat -- at
least it looked like the one depicrted on the vet's breed chart. Only
animal I've ever had to have hospitalized for a psychiatric emergency.
She spent three days on a valium IV after my sister's dog stood on top
of her so she wouldn't get away while he licked her to the point of
dripping dog spit.
The other was a huge red tabby tomcat that seemed to think he was one of
the dogs. He ate with them, played with them, slept with them and even
outweighed all of them. He wasn't fat, either. And for all his
impressive size, he meowed like a kitten -- kind of like hearing Mike
Tyson speak.
So why do I keep them around? To soak up the excess VALIS Radiation, a
phenomenon documented by PKD.
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 21:27:39 -0500
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>>So why do I keep them around? To soak up the excess VALIS Radiation, a
phenomenon documented by PKD.
And I suppose, on the whole, they are a lot cheaper than keeping Kirstie
Alley around.
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Posted by:: Eddie Vroom Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 22:38:31 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> And I suppose, on the whole, they are a lot cheaper than keeping Kirstie
> Alley around.
Also, they don't keep pestering you about dianetics. Granted, LRH was
just repackaging Gnostic teachings, but the *attitude* you have to put
up with to learn it there...
Not only are they radically overpriced, but they just don't know when to
quit. I mean, I'm aware that evolutionary leaps never took place in the
absence of environmental pressure, but damn -- those guys tap dance all
over the line between benevolent adversity and just plain abuse.
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 22:14:24 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in news:RqGdnVOPxYoG97ffRVn-
1g@giganews.com:
>>>So why do I keep them around? To soak up the excess VALIS Radiation, a
> phenomenon documented by PKD.
>
>
> And I suppose, on the whole, they are a lot cheaper than keeping Kirstie
> Alley around.
>
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 03:57:57 GMT
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Eddie Vroom wrote:
>iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>> Why do people keep animals, anyhow?
>
>In the case of our cats, they just showed up, let themselves in and
>stuck around.
>
>One, a female nutcase that may have been a Norwegian Forest Cat -- at
>least it looked like the one depicrted on the vet's breed chart. Only
>animal I've ever had to have hospitalized for a psychiatric emergency.
>She spent three days on a valium IV after my sister's dog stood on top
>of her so she wouldn't get away while he licked her to the point of
>dripping dog spit.
I think the Norwegian Forest Cats are closely related to the
Maine Coon Cats. Anyway, being a Norwegian Forest Cat,
it was probably pining away for the fjörds!
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 22:12:54 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in
news:PqqdnatBzcijcLTfRVn-qQ@giganews.com:
> Why do people keep animals, anyhow?
>
> I find it's trouble enough to keep track of one eating, shitting,
> pissing, smelly, hair-shedding being with an occasional bad attitude
> around here.
>
> Sometimes I think it's because what people think is pet love is really
> just "if I do this, I will be fed by this other pink animal".
>
> And I'm AWFULLY damn particular about who (or what) I will allow to
> moisten my face and wake me up at 6 AM. That's like, a pretty SHORT
> fucking list, I must say.
>
> If I have to clean piss from my carpets, it damn well better be MY PISS,
> and I can tell you, my record at keeping a piss free carpet is PRETTY
> DAMN GOOD.
>
> One stomach, one bladder, one colon, is about ALL I want to deal with.
> And there are times when even that is TOO MUCH.
>
If I hadn't had the companionship my my cat while I was three years on
nightshift I probably would have just taken the car and tested the tensile
stength of the nearest freeway bridge abutment.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 17:06:39 -0700
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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>>They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>>
>>--
>>Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
>
>
>
> I can empathize, having had to go through the same process too many
> times myself. (2 dogs in the past 2 years)
>
> What was your cat's name? My best cat's name was Colonel Yow. He was a
> psychotic deaf albino tom with one blue eye and one yellow eye. He was
> a great fucking cat... lived to be 17.
>
> I know it's early, but you considering getting another cat?
>
My cat was called CJ -- he was a chocolate brown short hair and had
those letters on his side in lighter fur. He was a great cat, but very
cranky, sort of like nenslo, all his life. His companion Polly is a
ragdoll, 17 years old. I don't think we'll be getting another cat since
Polly is still alive. Thanks for the concern.
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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Pramer's law:
The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 5 Mar 2005 16:38:10 -0800
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pra'Polly. And tip a glass to CJ for me.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 22:15:59 GMT
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in
news:1110069490.858882.197770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
> pra'Polly. And tip a glass to CJ for me.
>
>
Here here. We also have a ragdoll we rescued from an apartment cmplex
parking lot. She's turned into the sweetest most loving cat we've ever had.
After spending a year in the elements they know when they have it good!
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:34:57 -0800
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 08:21:10 -0700, Baldin Pramer
wrote:
>They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
sorry man, that sucks for your cat to die. better him than you I
guess.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody
running around just covered with syphilis?
And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
--Joan Collins
> On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 08:21:10 -0700, Baldin Pramer
> wrote:
>
> >They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>
> sorry man, that sucks for your cat to die. better him than you I
> guess.
I doubt if the cat would agree
pb
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 15:53:29 -0600
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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
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> They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>
My deepest condolences. My Rottie passed away a couple of months ago.
Paul
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 21:19:55 -0700
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Paul E. Jamison wrote:
> "Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
> news:4229ce26$1@nntp.zianet.com...
>
>
>>They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>>
>
> My deepest condolences. My Rottie passed away a couple of months ago.
>
> Paul
It is interesting how deeply we can feel for animals, even ones whose
claws we would remove to keep the sofa looking nice, and whose balls we
would cut off to keep them from peeing in the corner.
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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Pramer's law:
The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 6 Mar 2005 13:16:41 -0800
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<
would cut off to keep them from peeing in the corner. >>
I heard Wei tried that, but Stang still does pees all over the house.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 5 Mar 2005 15:28:01 -0800
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>>>They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>>>
That sucks but I'm sure you made him happy when he was with you.
I hear you can clone new ones for $50,000 although I wouldn't go for
that. I would just save a furball from the local shelter that wants a
home.
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On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 13:18:30 -0800, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>>Trouble is, how do you know if they want a home or not? <<
>
> Most cats I've known just want some stupid person to feed them
> regualrly.
>
> The rest of the time (except when their cold or shedding) they want
> nothing to do with you.
Hmmm. If I had a cat, then, I'd name it NENSLO. Seems fitting.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 22:17:10 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote in news:4229ce26$1
@nntp.zianet.com:
> They are putting in the catheter. Soon he will be in kitty heaven.
>
I've had to do that with three cats and 4 dogs and it never gets any easier.
I feel for you man.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey