It's a good thing that Jesus Christ was not a squid
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 11:16:00 -0800
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They would have run out of wood & nails crucifying him.
Christians over the years would have gotten bursitus from making the
sign of the asterisk.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:48:53 GMT
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In article <1111259760.144212.69190@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> They would have run out of wood & nails crucifying him.
> Christians over the years would have gotten bursitus from making the
> sign of the asterisk.
Your thinking gets really festive when you drink paragoric for
breakfast.
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Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 22 Mar 2005 15:59:52 -0800
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Ink would have run out when the Roman Centurion stabbed Him on the
cross, and ruined his outfit.
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 18:08:17 -0800
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He woulda left tentacle sucker mark hickeys on those diseased folks He
healed with His curative touch.
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 18:43:26 -0800
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Valid points all. It's good we have someone to think on things like
this, because they seem important.
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 17:51:34 -0800
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Well, it's Holy Thursday. The day of the Last Supper. Now Jesus had 12
apostles and, as a squid, 10 arms. That means that at The Last Supper
He could put His arms on the shoulders of only 10 of His pals. Judas
understandably would be one He skipped. Who would be the other?
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 03:14:42 GMT
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In article <1111715494.916273.31640@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> Well, it's Holy Thursday. The day of the Last Supper. Now Jesus had 12
> apostles and, as a squid, 10 arms. That means that at The Last Supper
> He could put His arms on the shoulders of only 10 of His pals. Judas
> understandably would be one He skipped. Who would be the other?
Curley Joe.
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and not from anything other people might do
but from the hatred I carried in my own heart.
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I'd be a serial killer."
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Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 02:44:18 -0800
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In article
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <1111715494.916273.31640@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "Doktor Dark" wrote:
>
> > Well, it's Holy Thursday. The day of the Last Supper. Now Jesus had 12
> > apostles and, as a squid, 10 arms. That means that at The Last Supper
> > He could put His arms on the shoulders of only 10 of His pals. Judas
> > understandably would be one He skipped. Who would be the other?
>
> Curley Joe.
>
Gentlemen. The Da Vinci code has been broken.
pb
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 09:19:02 -0800
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Q: What do you get when you cross Jesus Christ with a squid?
A: "I don't know, but it sure can pass out Communion wafers."
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 13:27:51 -0800
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What would doubting Thomas have done if the resurrected Jesus were a
squid?
He would have dipped a quill into SquidJesus side and used the ink to
sign a Hallmark "I'm Sorry" card.