Image of Bloodied Jesus Rising From Grave Offset by Cute Bunny
Posted by:: Phin
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:47:15 GMT
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Easter 2005 - Today the notion of the very Son of God being flayed
beyond recognition and then hung to two splintery wooden planks by his
wrists and insteps, and then rising from the dead, was offset by the
more pleasant notion of a cute little bunny leaving chocolate eggs.
Happy Easter.
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Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:50:49 GMT
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"Phin" wrote in message
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> Easter 2005 - Today the notion of the very Son of God being flayed
> beyond recognition and then hung to two splintery wooden planks by his
> wrists and insteps, and then rising from the dead, was offset by the
> more pleasant notion of a cute little bunny leaving chocolate eggs.
>
> Happy Easter.
>
> Cynical News: http://www.nationalcynical.com
Now why couldn't that be the Presidents easter message!
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:15:11 GMT
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Phin wrote:
>Easter 2005 - Today the notion of the very Son of God being flayed
>beyond recognition and then hung to two splintery wooden planks by his
>wrists and insteps, and then rising from the dead, was offset by the
>more pleasant notion of a cute little bunny leaving chocolate eggs.
>
>Happy Easter.
>
>Cynical News: http://www.nationalcynical.com
Look, it's just another attempt by the Christians, whose book includes
the Old Testicle, which as we know where THAT came from.
The Winter Tree Festival is another example of the uncreative,
unproductive, parasitic class of imported shamans trying co-opt
and subvert a perfectly good holiday to their own greedy ends.
No to mention any names.
Easter is just the Spring Fertility Festival, Oestre--
Why crap it up with a dead Jew-on-a-stick?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eostre
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:51:37 -0800
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Did he see his shadow this time around?
(Sometimes I wanna spread the rumor that Punxitawny, PA is trying to
improve on its once-a-year bit in the spotlight by dressing the
groundhog up for other holidays ... f'rinstance, Easter.)