I channel more wisdom from the SubStupid
Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 20:38:08 GMT
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To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies.
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http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 21 Mar 2005 16:31:52 -0800
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Especially if you're a walking, talking, usenet posting plastic bag
designed to be worn as headgear. (Looking at you, Cosby.)
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:10:06 -0800
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On 21 Mar 2005 16:31:52 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:
>Especially if you're a walking, talking, usenet posting plastic bag
>designed to be worn as headgear. (Looking at you, Cosby.)
WHAT I DID NOW?
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Ya know, Jesus wouldn't be so popular if he wasn't all sweaty and naked on the cross
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 04:57:43 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On 21 Mar 2005 16:31:52 -0800, "Paul Casino"
> wrote:
>
> >Especially if you're a walking, talking, usenet posting plastic bag
> >designed to be worn as headgear. (Looking at you, Cosby.)
>
> WHAT I DID NOW?
His meds all peaked at the same time and he envisioned you as a talking
beer hat.... perhaps like the redneck singing fish, except your version
would list the 12 Steps, sing the Spike Jones's 'Drinking Song," make
barfing noises, say belligerent things about your character and
appearance, threaten to kill you, then cry and say it loves you and its
so sorry.
Each one comes with a .38 and a box of shells so you can "fix" it after
the third round of ululations.
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HellPope Huey
That HellPope Power Friends Punch
corkscrews 'em into anudder die-mension,
I tell ya whut
"Bad idea?"
"No, good idea; that's what worries me."
- "The West Wing"
"This place is filled with freaks!
I'm gonna fit right in!"
- "Greg the Bunny"