Hey crap face
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:12:00 -0800
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Just in case you didn't notice, YOU SUCK. Your posts are STUPID AND
BORING and I don't even read people's responses to them because it's
just one dumbass trying to out dumbass another dumbass. Dumb jerks.
YEAH I MEAN YOU, ASSHOLE. Everything you say is just stupid and dumb
and any response you get which isn't some kind of outright admiration of
your NONEXISTENT brilliance is met with you by enraged indignance over
people's failure to recognise how cool hip hep now wow groovy gear
rockin and whatever else the hell you think you are and are wrong about.
We are all supposed to take you as some kind of unquestionable holy
idol just because you think you don't stink like crappy crap and turds,
BUT YOU DO, and vomit. You can't even get basic facts straight, you
can't even spell "Bob" correctly, and everything you say about anything
is so embarrassingly naive, foolish, idiotic and dopey it makes me
ashamed of not being able to beat you bloodily into a twenty year coma,
strap you into a hospital bed and yank your feeding tube out of your
nose. Ignoramus doesn't even come close to expressing the all
encompassing cluelessness and lack of simple basic knowledge about
ANYTHING that characterizes you, your stupid posts, your lamebrained
ideas, your feeble weak attempts at wit, humor and sarcasm, your
EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you empty cat food can of a person substitute.
If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
GOT IT? So SHUT UP.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:15:21 -0800
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:12:00 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>Just in case you didn't notice, YOU SUCK. Your posts are STUPID AND
>BORING and I don't even read people's responses to them because it's
>just one dumbass trying to out dumbass another dumbass. Dumb jerks.
>YEAH I MEAN YOU, ASSHOLE. Everything you say is just stupid and dumb
>and any response you get which isn't some kind of outright admiration of
>your NONEXISTENT brilliance is met with you by enraged indignance over
>people's failure to recognise how cool hip hep now wow groovy gear
>rockin and whatever else the hell you think you are and are wrong about.
> We are all supposed to take you as some kind of unquestionable holy
>idol just because you think you don't stink like crappy crap and turds,
>BUT YOU DO, and vomit. You can't even get basic facts straight, you
>can't even spell "Bob" correctly, and everything you say about anything
>is so embarrassingly naive, foolish, idiotic and dopey it makes me
>ashamed of not being able to beat you bloodily into a twenty year coma,
>strap you into a hospital bed and yank your feeding tube out of your
>nose. Ignoramus doesn't even come close to expressing the all
>encompassing cluelessness and lack of simple basic knowledge about
>ANYTHING that characterizes you, your stupid posts, your lamebrained
>ideas, your feeble weak attempts at wit, humor and sarcasm, your
>EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you empty cat food can of a person substitute.
>If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
>and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
>about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
>is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
>hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
>twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
>
>GOT IT? So SHUT UP.
STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!
Oh damn, I fucked up, didn't I?
DAMN! DAMN YOU NENSLO, YOU'RE TOO SWIFT FOR ME!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Tyler Durden : Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see
squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas,
waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us
chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy
shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No
purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression.
Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd
all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't.
And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 03:50:11 GMT
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> On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:12:00 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>Just in case you didn't notice, YOU SUCK. Your posts are STUPID AND
>>BORING and I don't even read people's responses to them because it's
>>just one dumbass trying to out dumbass another dumbass. Dumb jerks.
>>YEAH I MEAN YOU, ASSHOLE. Everything you say is just stupid and dumb
>>and any response you get which isn't some kind of outright admiration of
>>your NONEXISTENT brilliance is met with you by enraged indignance over
>>people's failure to recognise how cool hip hep now wow groovy gear
>>rockin and whatever else the hell you think you are and are wrong about.
>>We are all supposed to take you as some kind of unquestionable holy
>>idol just because you think you don't stink like crappy crap and turds,
>>BUT YOU DO, and vomit. You can't even get basic facts straight, you
>>can't even spell "Bob" correctly, and everything you say about anything
>>is so embarrassingly naive, foolish, idiotic and dopey it makes me
>>ashamed of not being able to beat you bloodily into a twenty year coma,
>>strap you into a hospital bed and yank your feeding tube out of your
>>nose. Ignoramus doesn't even come close to expressing the all
>>encompassing cluelessness and lack of simple basic knowledge about
>>ANYTHING that characterizes you, your stupid posts, your lamebrained
>>ideas, your feeble weak attempts at wit, humor and sarcasm, your
>>EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you empty cat food can of a person substitute.
>>If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
>>and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
>>about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
>>is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
>>hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
>>twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
>>GOT IT? So SHUT UP.
Oh, you said that LAST month. Mr. Blackened Pecker got into some bad
mushrooms and hit a phase-locked-loop. HAW HAW, folks, look at him grab
his own tale in his mouth and roll down that hill AGAIN!
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning... ah, same to you
"The problem with Ireland is
that it's a country full of genius,
but with absolutely no talent."
- Hugh Leonard
Sometimes fate hits you
with the Clown Hammer of Circumstance
and there's nothing to do but sit there
and watch the little birds fly around your head.
- Tara Calishain, ResearchBuzz
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 22:28:15 -0800
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>>>nenslo wrote:
> >
> >>Just in case you didn't notice, YOU SUCK. Your posts are STUPID
AND
> >>BORING and I don't even read people's responses to them because
it's
> >>just one dumbass trying to out dumbass another dumbass. Dumb
jerks.
> >>YEAH I MEAN YOU, ASSHOLE. Everything you say is just stupid and
dumb
> >>and any response you get which isn't some kind of outright
admiration of
> >>your NONEXISTENT brilliance is met with you by enraged indignance
over
> >>people's failure to recognise how cool hip hep now wow groovy gear
> >>rockin and whatever else the hell you think you are and are wrong
about.
> >>We are all supposed to take you as some kind of unquestionable holy
> >>idol just because you think you don't stink like crappy crap and
turds,
> >>BUT YOU DO, and vomit. You can't even get basic facts straight,
you
> >>can't even spell "Bob" correctly, and everything you say about
anything
> >>is so embarrassingly naive, foolish, idiotic and dopey it makes me
> >>ashamed of not being able to beat you bloodily into a twenty year
coma,
> >>strap you into a hospital bed and yank your feeding tube out of
your
> >>nose. Ignoramus doesn't even come close to expressing the all
> >>encompassing cluelessness and lack of simple basic knowledge about
> >>ANYTHING that characterizes you, your stupid posts, your
lamebrained
> >>ideas, your feeble weak attempts at wit, humor and sarcasm, your
> >>EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you empty cat food can of a person
substitute.
> >>If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid
looking
> >>and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
> >>about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J.
Einstien
> >>is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple
monkeyfaced
> >>hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook
handed
> >>twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
> >>GOT IT? So SHUT UP.
So what you're REALLY SAYING is
you had a good day. You didn't
have to use your A-K. But
your Darth Vader suit arrived
in the mail a day late.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 07:58:10 GMT
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In the interests of contributing to positive global consciousness I refuse
to comment on this post .
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 09:05:21 -0500
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In article <423A46FE.37162CF3@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Just in case you didn't notice, YOU SUCK. Your posts are STUPID AND
> BORING and I don't even read people's responses to them because it's
> just one dumbass trying to out dumbass another dumbass. Dumb jerks.
> YEAH I MEAN YOU, ASSHOLE. Everything you say is just stupid and dumb
> and any response you get which isn't some kind of outright admiration of
> your NONEXISTENT brilliance is met with you by enraged indignance over
> people's failure to recognise how cool hip hep now wow groovy gear
> rockin and whatever else the hell you think you are and are wrong about.
> We are all supposed to take you as some kind of unquestionable holy
> idol just because you think you don't stink like crappy crap and turds,
> BUT YOU DO, and vomit. You can't even get basic facts straight, you
> can't even spell "Bob" correctly, and everything you say about anything
> is so embarrassingly naive, foolish, idiotic and dopey it makes me
> ashamed of not being able to beat you bloodily into a twenty year coma,
> strap you into a hospital bed and yank your feeding tube out of your
> nose. Ignoramus doesn't even come close to expressing the all
> encompassing cluelessness and lack of simple basic knowledge about
> ANYTHING that characterizes you, your stupid posts, your lamebrained
> ideas, your feeble weak attempts at wit, humor and sarcasm, your
> EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you empty cat food can of a person substitute.
> If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
> and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
> about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
> is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
> hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
> twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
>
> GOT IT? So SHUT UP.
I'll be seeing you in court.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 09:19:40 -0800
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>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> I'll be seeing you in court.>>
Nenslo is toasted Creampuffs! If
there is one thing Ivan knows it's
legal Thing-a-ma-"Bob's"!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 13:54:33 -0800
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My dung is better their YOUR Dung!
My Dung has clugged toilets on 3 Contenents!
Even those funny German toilets that are supposed to be uncloggable!
Your just a fecal posour!
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:29:17 -0700
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Does this dude "Nenslo" just go off his meds every once in awhile? Or is it
low testosterone and blood-sugar?
A.R.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:51:12 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:3a1o4oF63dqsnU1@individual.net...
>
>
> Does this dude "Nenslo" just go off his meds every once in awhile? Or is
> it low testosterone and blood-sugar?
>
> A.R.
>
Infidel
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 22:40:20 -0800
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>>>Does this dude "Nenslo" just go off his meds every once in awhile?
Or is it
low testosterone and blood-sugar?>>>
Ouch! Two of these together is like a bad 1980's Gary Gygax TSR game
gone BAD DUNGEON MASTER.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi