Heavy metal ringtones

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:21:19 GMT

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Yeah, cellphones weren't maddening enough, oh nooooo! Now you can
program them to play rap, pitch-shifted frogs or emo tunes when they
detonate, spraying Moron all over the place. The first time someone
interrupts my movie with a rapping cell phone, 9-1-1 is gonna get a
frantic call for a proctologist.

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HellPope Huey
A PopeBlack ButtBandit Production
in BumVision
by Pacific Rim Job Graphickals

"Australia is like Arkansas with a beach."
- Greg Proops

Posted by:: "Blackout"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 22:27:29 -0700

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"HellPope Huey" wrote

> The first time someone
> interrupts my movie with a rapping cell phone, 9-1-1 is gonna get a
> frantic call for a proctologist.

what are you gonna do, SIT ON THEM?

Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:41:11 -0700

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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Yeah, cellphones weren't maddening enough, oh nooooo! Now you can
> program them to play rap, pitch-shifted frogs or emo tunes when they
> detonate, spraying Moron all over the place. The first time someone
> interrupts my movie with a rapping cell phone, 9-1-1 is gonna get a
> frantic call for a proctologist.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> A PopeBlack ButtBandit Production
> in BumVision
> by Pacific Rim Job Graphickals
>
> "Australia is like Arkansas with a beach."
> - Greg Proops
>

Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:43:28 -0700

Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 12:27:11 -0500

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-089BF4.22231019032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
> interrupts my movie with a rapping cell phone, 9-1-1 is gonna get a
> frantic call for a proctologist.
>

Heheh you use that word a lot.

http://tinyurl.com/4a4sp

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 21:10:49 GMT

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In article ,
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-089BF4.22231019032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> >
> > interrupts my movie with a rapping cell phone, 9-1-1 is gonna get a
> > frantic call for a proctologist.
> >
> Heheh you use that word a lot.
> http://tinyurl.com/4a4sp

And you Googled it. However, look where I AM: Earth, The Church,
alt.slack, Usenet, Arkansas and an increasingly fascist theocracy where
the President thinks God has called him to preside over Armageddon. As
Ron Jeremy once said "That's a LOT of anal."

In the future, all college graduates will be required to have a minor
in proctology. Its inevitable.

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HellPope Huey
Could I please just be the Pope of Epcot for a while?
My feet hurt from all the brimstone.

"Yet there was Ishmael,
calmly explaining his decision to go to sea,
fully aware that life could be tied
to people with dark passions
striding purposefully into hell."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"

"Everything you've just seen
and heard is a crock."
-"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 17:57:12 -0500

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-46A21F.15124020032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article ,
>> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> And you Googled it. However, look where I AM: Earth, The Church,
> alt.slack, Usenet, Arkansas and an increasingly fascist theocracy where
> the President thinks God has called him to preside over Armageddon. As
> Ron Jeremy once said "That's a LOT of anal."

The picture one builds in the mind of other alt.slack posters, at least
until meeting in person, is probably hugely influenced by words and images
used in their posts. For instance, when I build a portrait of you, I have a
sense of a giant of a man, wearning hip waders, standing in the middle of an
open sewer, wearing two smaller normals like gloves that go up to his
shoulders, where the anus is the part you put your hand into. You're
plunging them down into the sludge, hoping they'll grab something good.

As for some others, Nenslo's a tough one. Small, ever exasperated and angry,
wouldn't even bother to cut your throat if you burning to death and begging
to die...
Stang...well I've seen pictures and heard his voice so...
nu-monet....for some reason I picture a semi drunken friar tuck wearing a
confederate flag.
brthrn...wild eyed staring badger thing...
Joe Cosby, completely undiscernable from any ALL TOO perfectly normal
normal.

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 01:47:04 GMT

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In article ,
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:

> The picture one builds in the mind of other alt.slack posters, at least
> until meeting in person, is probably hugely influenced by words and images
> used in their posts. For instance, when I build a portrait of you, I have a
> sense of a giant of a man, wearning hip waders, standing in the middle of an
> open sewer, wearing two smaller normals like gloves that go up to his
> shoulders, where the anus is the part you put your hand into. You're
> plunging them down into the sludge, hoping they'll grab something good.

WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASS. I look like Woody Allen, but with monstrous
biceps and a bubble butt. I can read by the warm green glow that
emanates from my own head visibly when all lights are turned off. I have
piercing blue eyes from which I can emit beams that will heat my coffee.
I also make a point of avoiding sludge, except on Usenet, DUMBASS.

You keep back, I have a 6-foot personal zone, I stomp you, man.

--

HellPope Huey
Could I please just be the Pope of Epcot for a while?
My feet hurt from all the brimstone.

"Yet there was Ishmael,
calmly explaining his decision to go to sea,
fully aware that life could be tied
to people with dark passions
striding purposefully into hell."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"

"Everything you've just seen
and heard is a crock."
-"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"