Heads Up Southeastern Subgenii

Posted by:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:54:31 -0500

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Severe Weather is making its way across the SE US. Looks like it's gonna
be a long night for Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Keep one eye on
the Weather Channel.

--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

Skywarn certified weather geek.


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 19:54:19 -0800

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Reverend Kenny wrote:
> Severe Weather is making its way across the SE US. Looks like it's
gonna
> be a long night for Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Keep one eye
on
> the Weather Channel.

Keep one excred eye on the weather there
to. You choose which one. I already made
my choice with mine. No elections either,
I declare myself my own Emperor.

St. Helens did a 40,000 ft.
fart last week.
We had a meteor fly by and a earthquake go off
at the same time here in the Northwest
last night. St. Helens did a 40,000 ft.
fart last week. Your Southwest is going
to be the New Northwest Coastline when
we break off into the ocean in the next
few months. Your on your own buddy
Rev. Kenny.

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi

"Politics is the showbiz of industry."
-Frank Zappa



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:02:39 GMT

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In article ,
Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote:

> Severe Weather is making its way across the SE US. Looks like it's gonna
> be a long night for Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Keep one eye on
> the Weather Channel.

Its okay, ships from Atlantis are positioned to pick them all up; they
have that little transponder planted in their NECKS, remember? I think I
need a new one. Every time I watch "Robot Chicken," my neck gets hot on
that side.

--

HellPope Huey
Hey Nenslo,
you said "feeble peevish tripe,"
hehhehhehhehhehheh...

"So you can see, children,
that our whole society is nothing more
than a perilous house of cards,
destined to collapse
under its own weight."
- "Invader Zim"

"How about that alien thing?"
"Don't patronize me!
I'm going to Dallas
and clear this thing up."
- "King of the Hill"


Posted by:: phy
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:31:25 GMT

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Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in
news:ep6dnWVg9_B6YanfRVn-hw@comcast.com:

> Severe Weather is making its way across the SE US. Looks like it's gonna
> be a long night for Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Keep one eye on
> the Weather Channel.
>

We only got a few raindrops. An hour ago the neighbor kids were out jumping
on their trampoline. That is just a small system. I will save my worries
for when I can smell the bad clouds coming.

-phy


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 21:06:57 -0800

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>>>I will save my worries
for when I can smell the bad clouds coming.>>>

You must have some really polluted clouds down there!!

Rev. KRustyMADfaker

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi

"Politics is the showbiz of industry."
-Frank Zappa



Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 14 Mar 2005 10:54:22 -0800

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krustymadfaker wrote:
> >>>I will save my worries
> for when I can smell the bad clouds coming.>>>
>
> You must have some really polluted clouds down there!!
>

Those of us with deep Yeti chromosomes CAN smell weather.

Far away big storms smell like pennies taste.

Arriving snow smells like chipped rock.

Prolonged dog days smell like an old sheet of paper.



Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:29:44 GMT

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In alt.slack, frater S.O.D.D.I. was all like...

:: Far away big storms smell like pennies taste.

i stuck a penny in my nose once, and in no way did it taste like a big
storm smells.



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 11:56:37 -0800

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< gonna
be a long night for Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Keep one eye on
the Weather Channel. <<

Stock up on Frop! Forget the batteries and bottled water!



Posted by:: Ned Wreck
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:02:03 -0600

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Reverend Kenny wrote:
> Severe Weather is making its way across the SE US. Looks like it's gonna
> be a long night for Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi. Keep one eye on
> the Weather Channel.
>
It were pissing down right good for a few minutes, there. The lightning
was INFUCKINGPRESSIVE. Some ol' pinkboy in the north end got his 13
million dollar house burnt to a crisp by it. har!