Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 10:15:02 -0500
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Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
everybody to practice on.
The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
time.
So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Posted by:: "~Olsnen~" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:42:04 -0500
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:230320051015024743%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Wellllll.....
If there is more than one way to skin a cat, there must be more than one way
to skin a rabbit.
IMHO I'd rather skin a 'wet t-shirted buxom brat' ...but presently that is
not an option'....it's more like the gerat plains...
But I digress...
It doesn't get to 'puke projection time' until you get to the 'degutting
procedure' and believe me..I would really project if someone gutted me!
But anyway... Isn't frop supposed to be an anti-nauseant?
Please..
an answer is awaited from the truely experienced!
--
~Olsnen~
Infinity is patient
Just like I should be
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 23 Mar 2005 09:59:39 -0800
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There's more than ONE WAY to SHIT IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BITCH!
Yah. Like a wet t-shirted buxom brat would EVER let a creep-ass SCRAWNY
CUNT like you near her. Not even for an ASS-LOAD OF *CASH*. So any
GODDAMN hope you have of that is JUST PISSING IN THE RIVER.
DOUCHE-BAG SLINKY MONKEYSHITS LIKE YOU ARE THE STUFF THAT *RESTRAINING
ORDERS* ARE MADE OF YOU SQUIRMY LITTLE HISSYBITCH.
No lick the DRIED DOGSHIT offa my BOOTS. BITCHFAG.
Sterile Prophet (In Dub) 5:03 Godflesh Love And Hate In
Dub Metal 51 1/22/05 9:50 AM
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 12:31:36 -0600
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On 23 Mar 2005 09:59:39 -0800, brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
>DOUCHE-BAG SLINKY MONKEYSHITS LIKE YOU ARE THE STUFF THAT *RESTRAINING
>ORDERS* ARE MADE OF YOU SQUIRMY LITTLE HISSYBITCH.
>
No. *I* am the one restraining orders are made of.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 23 Mar 2005 10:34:49 -0800
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Well that just GODDAMN figures. Don't IT!?
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 12:45:11 -0600
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On 23 Mar 2005 10:34:49 -0800, brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
>Well that just GODDAMN figures. Don't IT!?
It takes one to know one.
Here ya go
=GB OFFICIAL STARK FISTED ORDER OF RESTRAINT =GB
Angry Minister:
Minister Restrainee:
=GB =GB =GB =GB =GB
Offense:
__ Stalking My Person; __ Talking Shit; __ Unsolicited Mooning; __
Impersonating a Kook; __ Bobbieism; __ Stalking of Minister's Spouse
or S/O; __Overposting; __ Overactive Bladder; __ Sacrilege; __ Evil
Clowning; __Biting; __ Confusing; __Inability to Take a Joke;
__Unethical Treatment of Mollusks; __ ShorDurPerSav Bashing; __
Failing to kill "Bob"; __Beating a Dead Horse;
__Other__________________________
Penalty:
__ Shunned; __ Flamed; __ Spanking Machine; __10 Yards; __ Suffer My
Displeasure; __ Snuh; __ PLONKED; __ Mocked; __ Excommunication; __
Set Upon by Dogs; __ Threat of Excessive Legal Force; __Narced; __ We
are NOT Amused; __Withholding of Sex; __ FUCK YOU!; __ Oppession; __
Plague of Boils; __ KISS MY ASS!; __ Grovel Worm!; __
Other________________________
Duration of SubGenius Restraining Order:
__ 1 Second; __ Yesterday; __Infinity x Infinity; __10 days or which
ever comes first; __ Until I say so; __ Until X-Day; __ Whenever;
__Until I get desperate; __ Until I forget what I was so mad at you
about; __Other _______________
=GB OFFICIAL STARK FISTED ORDER OF RESTRAINT =BG
=GB Let It Be So =GB
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 23 Mar 2005 10:53:57 -0800
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OhmygoodyGODDAMN goodness. It's a FORM LETTER.
Drink my saucy shit. You dumbass WEAKLING retard. Like I GIVE A FLYING
GODDAMN FUCK IN HELL. You UNDERSTAND? hrmmm. huh? Do yah.
But PLEASE! PROTECT the SQUIRMY LITTLE WEE BABIES! LET 'EM FLOP AROUND
IN THEIR OWN FECES SOME MORE BABY!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. THEY NEVER HAVE. THEY NEVER WILL.
YOU WILL GROW OLD AND DIE ROTTING IN YOUR OWN SHOES
It's ALL in the TILT of the GODDAMN WRISTO-BANGO BITCHBAG SLAGWHORE
CUNT.
HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE WHO QUOTE SARTRE WITHOUT EVER HAVING READ HIM.
Your DREAM is DECAYING. Take a look around. It's smelling SOUR. Like
CURDLED BLOOD.
HELLMASK
HELLMASQUE!
We're do you STAND *ALONE*?
Posted by:: The Kenosha Kid Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 13:09:28 -0600
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In article <1111604037.670376.251650@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> OhmygoodyGODDAMN goodness. It's a FORM LETTER.
> HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE WHO QUOTE SARTRE WITHOUT EVER HAVING READ HIM.
>
Hell is other people who quote Thomas Pynchon and don't have a clue.
You?
Never did.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 23 Mar 2005 11:17:13 -0800
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Not TOO Much of a STALKER. Are you? Bitch.
But that in your CHART you deformed ugly dumbass. You know. When I read
about abominations walking the earth in Milton. I imagined something a
bit more exciting than CRIPPLED mewling retards like you.
huh?
Ravages Of Ease 2:42 Vampire Rodents Clockseed Rock 49 3/20/05 12:17
PM
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> =GB OFFICIAL STARK FISTED ORDER OF RESTRAINT =GB
> Angry Minister:
> Minister Restrainee:
> =GB =GB =GB =GB =GB
> Offense:
> __ Stalking My Person; __ Talking Shit; __ Unsolicited Mooning; __
> Impersonating a Kook; __ Bobbieism; __ Stalking of Minister's Spouse
> or S/O; __Overposting; __ Overactive Bladder; __ Sacrilege; __ Evil
> Clowning; __Biting; __ Confusing; __Inability to Take a Joke;
> __Unethical Treatment of Mollusks; __ ShorDurPerSav Bashing; __
> Failing to kill "Bob"; __Beating a Dead Horse;
> __Other__________________________
> Penalty:
> __ Shunned; __ Flamed; __ Spanking Machine; __10 Yards; __ Suffer My
> Displeasure; __ Snuh; __ PLONKED; __ Mocked; __ Excommunication; __
> Set Upon by Dogs; __ Threat of Excessive Legal Force; __Narced; __ We
> are NOT Amused; __Withholding of Sex; __ FUCK YOU!; __ Oppession; __
> Plague of Boils; __ KISS MY ASS!; __ Grovel Worm!; __
> Other________________________
> Duration of SubGenius Restraining Order:
> __ 1 Second; __ Yesterday; __Infinity x Infinity; __10 days or which
> ever comes first; __ Until I say so; __ Until X-Day; __ Whenever;
> __Until I get desperate; __ Until I forget what I was so mad at you
> about; __Other _______________
> =GB OFFICIAL STARK FISTED ORDER OF RESTRAINT =BG
> =GB Let It Be So =GB
HAW HAW, that's killer! It should be tacked in next to the Glossary, in
the Vital Forms section.
The only problem I see with it is that Stang has no "spare cash" for a
staffer to collate these, devise a report with a statistical table and
then blow the heads off the top 5 "winners." Tsk tsk, it coulda been
great.
--
HellPope Huey
There are a million stories in the naked city.
Most of them are about assholes.
"You may give me
the finest instrument in Europe
but yet I should have no pleasure in playing on it
to an ignorant, stubborn
or unsympathetic audience.
- Mozart, letter to his father, 1778
"We're cartoon characters!
We can do anything we want!"
- Heckle & Jeckle
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 23 Mar 2005 10:36:39 -0800
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Bring it on BEEFCOW.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:51:12 -0500
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In article , ~Olsnen~
wrote:
> It doesn't get to 'puke projection time' until you get to the 'degutting
> procedure' and believe me..I would really project if someone gutted me!
> But anyway... Isn't frop supposed to be an anti-nauseant?
>
> Please..
> an answer is awaited from the truely experienced!
I'll answer that because the answer is weird.
Twice I've had to deal with clearing out some REALLY REALLY GROSS DEAD
ROTTED ANIMALS. One was a big rat that had been underneath a stove in a
rarely used house-trailer for a couple of weeks and had turned into a
near-liquid with THAT SMELL. The other time was a squirrel stuck to an
electric fence, and man was it scary looking. I did both clean-up jobs
while tripping because for some reason the realness DIDN'T bum me out
but seemed "natural." I would NOT recommend that to ANYONE else
however.
I've dealt with torn-open human beings and really spazzed-out ones
several times but I didn't have time for any acid to come one before I
had to deal with those. One was a little kid whose arm was compoundedly
fractured and was swinging like a clock pendulum from a joint that had
not been there before the "kung fu" the kid tried.
If you're going to eat the road kill, you really need to know how to
locate the gal bladder and make sure it hasn't spread its poison all
through the meat because that shit will fuck you up good.
Personally I prefer my meat prepped already and wrapped in celophane at
the supermarket. Less'n it's a prairie squid, NEEDLESS TO SAY!!
I'm not counting the dozen or so dead dogs and cats I've dragged off of
roadways or kissed goodbye to at the vet's. That got to be just normal
after so many years.
I will vouchsafe that I have never actually CAUGHT a rabbit. I have
dispatched them but I didn't do the catching. My dad used to hunt and
he also raised them. We ate them but I never liked it much. Too much
like cat.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 23 Mar 2005 16:34:29 -0800
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<
rarely used house-trailer for a couple of weeks and had turned into a
near-liquid with THAT SMELL.>>
My place of employment, being on the banks of a river, is frequented by
mice & rats.
This fall, the strong oder of dead animal was in our closet. After
moving lots of crap, I found the offending animal. The trap "got him"
but didn't kill him right off, so he managed to scurry behind some
stuff (dragging the trap with him) until he finally demised. By this
time he was not only rip, he litterly exploded. I went out to the shop
to get some old gloves. The guys were saying "we got news ones over
there" Once I told them why I wanted old pairs, they seem to
understand. No use wasting brand new work gloves on a that. He was so
ripe, that his "gut juices" actually "burned" through the floor wax and
left marks on the tile floor!
In college, I worked at the lcoal mall as a night security guard. One
morning, the manager told be there was a big trash bag in teh parking
lot, and would I take the mall's truck and pick it up? Well teh bag was
left there by some asshole who just cleaned a deer. It was seriously
ripe.
When I wen to Ft. Hood, one of the latrins on my floor of the barracka
was closed and locked. While the Battalion was over in Germany for 45
days on a REFORGER, one of th guys who was left behind pending Court
Marshal Hung humslef in it. He perkualted int eh hot Central texas air
for about 3 weeks before the smell tiped off the rear party. Well, he
had completely burst open by then. And despite using everything form
Steam cleaning to sealants, they were never able to get rid of that
stench. SO they closed it off until they could get the Post to come in
and completely strip out the tiles and put new ones in.
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In article <230320051451126726%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Twice I've had to deal with clearing out some REALLY REALLY GROSS DEAD
> ROTTED ANIMALS.
And then you had to leave the Devival and go back to your personal home.
Stang is muy macho and way tougher than he looks. He has Kung Fu Grip,
you know. No, that's not a form of VD, SHUT UP.
--
HellPope Huey
There are a million stories in the naked city.
Most of them are about assholes.
"You may give me
the finest instrument in Europe
but yet I should have no pleasure in playing on it
to an ignorant, stubborn
or unsympathetic audience.
- Mozart, letter to his father, 1778
"We're cartoon characters!
We can do anything we want!"
- Heckle & Jeckle
Posted by:: John Cook Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:03:24 +1000
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , ~Olsnen~
> wrote:
>
>
>
>>It doesn't get to 'puke projection time' until you get to the 'degutting
>>procedure' and believe me..I would really project if someone gutted me!
>>But anyway... Isn't frop supposed to be an anti-nauseant?
>>
>>Please..
>>an answer is awaited from the truely experienced!
>
>
> I'll answer that because the answer is weird.
>
> Twice I've had to deal with clearing out some REALLY REALLY GROSS DEAD
> ROTTED ANIMALS. One was a big rat that had been underneath a stove in a
> rarely used house-trailer for a couple of weeks and had turned into a
> near-liquid with
> THAT SMELL.
Cadaverine - you can buy it from sigma-aldridge.
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 24 Mar 2005 02:13:16 -0800
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Stang said:
I will vouchsafe that I have never actually CAUGHT a rabbit.
There you go, vouchsafing again. So, what's the difference between safe
vouching and unsafe vouching? Does it involve a condom?
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:48:48 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
>
No rabbits but plenty of fish and my weiner sometimes.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:51:13 -0500
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In article , Rich Clark aka Left Rev
Egg Plant wrote:
> >
> > So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
> >
>
> No rabbits but plenty of fish and my weiner sometimes.
"Sometimes," yeah SURE.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:25:46 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , Rich Clark aka Left Rev
> Egg Plant wrote:
>
>
>
>>>So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
>>>
>>
>>No rabbits but plenty of fish and my weiner sometimes.
>
>
> "Sometimes," yeah SURE.
>
Heh. It could be all damned day, but it ain't. For that, I'm thankful.
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
correction. The line is "CAUGHT" a rabbit. Hound dogs have rarely been able
to skin rabbits properly, I have found. They tend to tear it up pretty well.
Posted by:: "just john" Date: 23 Mar 2005 09:49:50 -0800
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Revi Shankar wrote:
> correction. The line is "CAUGHT" a rabbit. Hound dogs have rarely
been able
> to skin rabbits properly, I have found. They tend to tear it up
pretty well.
He wasn't talking about "Hound Dog," but about one of the less-known
verses of "Love Me Tender" that was edited from the single.
The "Director's Cut," all fifteen minutes of it, is on the album "The
Unexpurgated Elvis," available from Rhino Records. Don't listen on a
full stomach.
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 09:49:50 -0800, just john wrote:
> The "Director's Cut," all fifteen minutes of it, is on the album "The
> Unexpurgated Elvis," available from Rhino Records. Don't listen on a
> full stomach.
So in a fight, who would win, Elvis or Troy Donahue?
I once got a stripper to fuck me for a year and a half. Does that count?
--
HellPope Huey
There are a million stories in the naked city.
Most of them are about assholes.
"You may give me
the finest instrument in Europe
but yet I should have no pleasure in playing on it
to an ignorant, stubborn
or unsympathetic audience.
- Mozart, letter to his father, 1778
"We're cartoon characters!
We can do anything we want!"
- Heckle & Jeckle
Posted by:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:21:16 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-433E1B.12203523032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
> I once got a stripper to fuck me for a year and a half.
... and Boy, is my cock tired!
--
ArWeRollingDrums
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:51:14 -0500
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In article , Revi Shankar
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote
>
> > Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> > hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> > that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> correction. The line is "CAUGHT" a rabbit. Hound dogs have rarely been able
> to skin rabbits properly, I have found. They tend to tear it up pretty well.
>
Yeah I remembered. I never caught one, that's one reason I said
skinned. That and my odd memory.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: John Starrett Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:07:47 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
I haven't, but my wife used to have to help her grampaw do it when she
was a girl. She stopped after one time when she noticed their hearts
were still beating. Apparently grampaw was too much of a softie to kill
them first.
JS
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:51:15 -0500
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In article <3OWdnWgDoKEwLdzfRVn-oQ@nmt.edu>, John Starrett
wrote:
>
> I haven't, but my wife used to have to help her grampaw do it when she
> was a girl. She stopped after one time when she noticed their hearts
> were still beating. Apparently grampaw was too much of a softie to kill
> them first.
They keep beating even after you wring their little necks. STOUT little
bastards. I remember my dad showing me how the damn heart was still
twitching after the rabbit had had its neck snapped and been laid open.
It'd probably be much the same with your heart or mine under similar
circumstances.
The niece doing the survey -- She was raised on the Stang cattle ranch.
(Unlike me; that ranch stuff started after I'd left home.) But she
became a vegetarian the day they brought the first pieces of "Tap-Tap"
to the table.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:51:15 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> The niece doing the survey -- She was raised on the Stang cattle ranch.
> (Unlike me; that ranch stuff started after I'd left home.) But she
> became a vegetarian the day they brought the first pieces of "Tap-Tap"
> to the table.
I think every meat eater should skin an animal at least once, and
that's not just some divisive anti-meat-eating finger-wagging. I
think it helps one to make an informed decision about being
a meat eater or not.
I've skinned muskrats, raccoons (and turned one's skin inside out to
use as a fleshy hand puppet), squirrels, rabbits, pheasants, ducks,
a Canadian goose, ruffed grouse, opossums, helped at skinning a deer,
and I enjoy a good steak with braised mushrooms and onions, russet
potatoes, and steamed green beans as often as possible.
--------
"Artemia Salina" wrote
>
> I think every meat eater should skin an animal at least once, and
> that's not just some divisive anti-meat-eating finger-wagging. I
> think it helps one to make an informed decision about being
> a meat eater or not.
>
> I've skinned muskrats, raccoons (and turned one's skin inside out to
> use as a fleshy hand puppet), squirrels, rabbits, pheasants, ducks,
> a Canadian goose, ruffed grouse, opossums, helped at skinning a deer,
> and I enjoy a good steak with braised mushrooms and onions, russet
> potatoes, and steamed green beans as often as possible.
I agree with this post. (Even better is working (however briefly) at a
slaughterhouse. I have. Nuff said.)
I've just started working with leather, coincidently. Bought a 20 sq foot
cowhide for use in the pipe organ. There doesn't exist a man-made substance
that has the utility and durability of leather. Tanned animal skins are
uniquely valuable.
Killing, cleaning, skinning and using/consuming/benefiting from an animal is
actually a process that helps complete the "circle of life" connects one
with the 3-space we inhabit.
(can't believe I used "circle of life" in a serious context.)
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 24 Mar 2005 02:16:17 -0800
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Skin Pinks first. PRA Ed Gein!
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 24 Mar 2005 03:24:06 -0800
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Doktor Dark wrote:
>>Skin Pinks first. >>PRA Ed Gein!
Oooops! I thought you said Ed Dames!! That will work to!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: John Cook Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:32:16 +1000
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Revi Shankar wrote:
> "Artemia Salina" wrote
>
>>I think every meat eater should skin an animal at least once, and
>>that's not just some divisive anti-meat-eating finger-wagging. I
>>think it helps one to make an informed decision about being
>>a meat eater or not.
>>
>>I've skinned muskrats, raccoons (and turned one's skin inside out to
>>use as a fleshy hand puppet), squirrels, rabbits, pheasants, ducks,
>>a Canadian goose, ruffed grouse, opossums, helped at skinning a deer,
>>and I enjoy a good steak with braised mushrooms and onions, russet
>>potatoes, and steamed green beans as often as possible.
>
>
> I agree with this post. (Even better is working (however briefly) at a
> slaughterhouse. I have. Nuff said.
> I've just started working with leather, coincidently. Bought a 20 sq foot
> cowhide for use in the pipe organ. There doesn't exist a man-made substance
> that has the utility and durability of leather. Tanned animal skins are
> uniquely valuable.
>
> Killing, cleaning, skinning and using/consuming/benefiting from an animal is
> actually a process that helps complete the "circle of life" connects one
> with the 3-space we inhabit.
>
> (can't believe I used "circle of life" in a serious context.)
That's why/how I got to get real with this - I had a (great) dog and a
job requiring leaving Tamborine Mountain just after dawn - got sick of
passing freshly dead wallabys And paying for crappy con dogFood...
I just approched it like dissection...
I got the skins - Dogg ate the rest - now I just wish I'd claimed the
bones - a kangeroo/wallaby pelvis is an INCREDIBLE work of art - unChanged!
John Cook
PS y'know wat was sad - seeing the beautifully selected and chewed
(purely) green stuff in their stomachs...
"The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum"
Posted by:: jagged Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 13:29:21 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
>
No, but I have petted the Bishop a few times.
jagged
don't ask don't tell
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:51:16 -0500
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In article <6Ai0e.1591$377.820@fe02.lga>, jagged
wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> >
> > So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
> >
>
> No, but I have petted the Bishop a few times.
>
> jagged
> don't ask don't tell
Ah, the most HONEST kind of artist. The kind that doesn't give one jot
nor tittle about an audience for his art.
--
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Posted by:: jagged Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:54:14 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> tittle
>
hehehe
jagged
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 12:35:52 -0600
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 10:15:02 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
>didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
>time.
>
no.
But you're still having flashbacks every time you get a glimpse of
yourself naked in the mirror, aren't you, Elmer?
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:49:52 -0800
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 10:15:02 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
>didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
>time.
well if you have never heard a rabbit scream, you should definitely
get in practice for that. Rabbits have the creepiest scream in the
world.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
>That's about as exciting as picking up the house phone at Caesar's Palace
>and paging yourself!
I got laid that way once.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 15:45:15 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 10:15:02 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> >didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> >time.
>
> well if you have never heard a rabbit scream, you should definitely
> get in practice for that. Rabbits have the creepiest scream in the
> world.
I just wrote a whole essay about that and coyote hunting -- a coyote
call sounds like a rabbit screaming -- but the god damn program LOST it
somehow in the queuing or some such shit. Fuck nab it. The bunny's and
coyote's revenge on me. Oh well it's just as well, it was just vain
bragging in disguise as ranch life anecdotes. But gross. I AIN'T doing
it again, I gotta get to the post office.
--
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In article <230320051015024743%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" wrote:
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
pb
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 15:39:01 -0700
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Yep. And rattlesnakes too. Deer, Coyote, even a porcupine...Now that's a
real lesson!
--------
Probably a dozen or so back in my hunting days, when I used to hang out with
my redneck brother in law. A few squirrels and a couple deer to boot. I
found it somewhat fascinating, but still disgusting, how easy it is to gut a
deer.
--
Rev. abNorm Nihil
Screaming Monkey Institute of Latent Eremitical Studies
"Higher Slack Through Misanthropy"
Posted by:: "Giles" Date: 23 Mar 2005 16:04:33 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was
just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a
sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival
workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure
I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a
long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
>
I saw some on TV.
The most famous scene in "Roger & Me", by Michael Moore, was some woman
who skinned a rabbit in front of the camera. It took less than a
minute. She just bashed the critter over the head with what looked like
a small propane tank, whipped out her Ginzu and wham: Easter Wabbit
stew!
I think there was a scene in "Angel Heart" where a Cajun skinned a
'possum, too. Looked about as much fun as sticking your hand up a cow's
arse.
"And you know
It's a shame and a pity
you were raised
up in the city
and you never
learned nothing 'bout
country ways"
-Country Joe & the Fish
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 23 Mar 2005 16:22:43 -0800
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<
I've skinned a squirrel. Close enough
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 07:51:45 -0500
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In article <1111623763.845909.207440@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> <
>
> I've skinned a squirrel. Close enough
>
TOO close!
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Posted by:: "c-bee1" Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 01:50:37 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:230320051015024743%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
Nope. But I, being super microscope kid, did sneak outside afterwards and
snip off some tiny bits for later.
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 14:38:29 +1100
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> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
i saw Australian cartoonist/satirist Patrick Cook do it once. it was
part of his magic act: "How to make a hankerchief out of a rabbit".
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 23:33:48 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Not meant as a rhetorical question; I'd really like answers. I was just
> hearing that Elvis classic in my head, and I realized quite of a sudden
> that yes, I had indeed skinned a rabbit.
>
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on.
>
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
>
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
>
I watched a guy skin a muskrat once.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 24 Mar 2005 07:10:54 -0800
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And I bet the GODDAMN muskrat had it COMING.
Posted by:: "just john" Date: 24 Mar 2005 12:13:56 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
> I watched a guy skin a muskrat once.
Believe me, that's pretty much the most times you CAN skin a muskrat.
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In article <1111695236.438559.260270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"just john" wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
>
>
> > I watched a guy skin a muskrat once.
>
> Believe me, that's pretty much the most times you CAN skin a muskrat.
You know, most of these animals you don't have to skin. That's just
wasted effort. Alls you do is put them under the back wheel of your
truck, move ahead slowly, and they pop right out.
pb
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:37:56 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
>In article <1111695236.438559.260270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
>"just john" wrote:
>
>> nenslo wrote:
>>
>>
>> > I watched a guy skin a muskrat once.
>>
>> Believe me, that's pretty much the most times you CAN skin a muskrat.
>
>You know, most of these animals you don't have to skin. That's just
>wasted effort. Alls you do is put them under the back wheel of your
>truck, move ahead slowly, and they pop right out.
And not so fond of scotch broom
Scotch Broom - Cytisus scoparius, is a sad story for BC.
It's an invasive shrub that was introduced
to Vancouver Island in 1850.
One of the things that is great about the NW coast beaches
is driftwood. The beaches here have just about no driftwood.
Some Oregon beaches, people have built houses out of driftwood.
Posted by:: Legume Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:18:54 -0600
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> I wonder what would happen if I offered a wilderness survival workshop
> at Starwood. And then brought out the cage full of white rabbits for
> everybody to practice on
Bring spices and you can BBQ them afterwards.
> The sad thing is I'd have to get back in practice first, to make sure I
> didn't lose face by puking in the middle of my how-to. It's been a long
> time.
Just puke INTO the rabbit. Some Bobbie will eat it. And then he'll
start a church about it.
> So, have you ever skinned a rabbit?
Skinned a pig once. Back in 98. And I recently removed the wax paper
from a meatball hero. Does that count?