HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY, you fugly mugs

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:11:30 GMT

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Yeah, a big ol' Erin go bugger to all you contentious, alcoholic,
bi-polar, swaggering, staggering, badgering, blustering, brain-damaged,
half-inbred, half-dicked, hair-trigger-brawling, loud-mouthed bags of
monkey meat. I hope you get e.bola from a toilet seat and it works its
way outwards from your privates.

Same to the goddamned Irish as well, they're nuts.

--

HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning... ah, same to you

"The problem with Ireland is
that it's a country full of genius,
but with absolutely no talent."
- Hugh Leonard

Sometimes fate hits you
with the Clown Hammer of Circumstance
and there's nothing to do but sit there
and watch the little birds fly around your head.
- Tara Calishain, ResearchBuzz

Posted by:: "Bibliophilia"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 13:17:56 -0800

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Thank you?

Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 16:35:21 -0500

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Yeah, I'm having a Nenslo moment here.

I threw a corned beef on to boil with some cabbage and other disgusting root
vegetables. Once a year, they can't hurt to eat. Shit, I forgot the soda
bread. Well, a little wet flour and some NO FLAVOR flavoring, and I should
be able to cook it just like an Irishman. Boil the shit out of it, mash it
if possible, and that's the key to Irish cuisine.

How the fuck do you corn a beef, anyhow???

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Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 15:58:57 -0700

Posted by:: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Date: 17 Mar 2005 18:14:04 -0500

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iDRMRSR wrote:
>Yeah, I'm having a Nenslo moment here.
>
>I threw a corned beef on to boil with some cabbage and other disgusting root
>vegetables. Once a year, they can't hurt to eat. Shit, I forgot the soda
>bread. Well, a little wet flour and some NO FLAVOR flavoring, and I should
>be able to cook it just like an Irishman. Boil the shit out of it, mash it
>if possible, and that's the key to Irish cuisine.
>
>How the fuck do you corn a beef, anyhow???

Corned beef was a hot new technology in the mid nineteeth century, and it
allowed cheap beef to be made in one place and then transported somewhere
else without any rush in transit. It pretty much started the huge boom in
cheap imported beef from South America.

The reason that corned beef and cabbage has become known as an Irish dish
is mostly that poor people in cities ate it, because it was the only thing
they could afford. And toward the end of the nineteenth century, an awful
lot of the poor in American cities were Irish.

In fact, if you ask people in Ireland about it, they'll look at you as if
you are out of your mind and have no notion that anyone would ever consider
it a "traditional Irish" dish.
--scott

--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 15:33:43 -0800

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< as if
you are out of your mind and have no notion that anyone would ever
consider
it a "traditional Irish" dish. >>

The REAL Irish like Cheese steaks

Posted by:: rmk@toad.rmkhome.com
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 07:18:02 -0000

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In talk.bizarre Scott Dorsey wrote:

:In fact, if you ask people in Ireland about it, they'll look at you as if
:you are out of your mind and have no notion that anyone would ever consider
:it a "traditional Irish" dish.

Those who celebrate St. Patrick's in Ireland usually have ham.
--
Rick Kelly rmk@rmkhome.com

Posted by:: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Date: 18 Mar 2005 09:44:29 -0500

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In article <113l05ajuptfm42@corp.supernews.com>, wrote:
>In talk.bizarre Scott Dorsey wrote:
>
>:In fact, if you ask people in Ireland about it, they'll look at you as if
>:you are out of your mind and have no notion that anyone would ever consider
>:it a "traditional Irish" dish.
>
>Those who celebrate St. Patrick's in Ireland usually have ham.

That's not much of a celebration. Now, eating rattlesnake, that might
be appropriate.
--scott
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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Posted by:: rmk@toad.rmkhome.com
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:42:01 -0000

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In talk.bizarre Scott Dorsey wrote:

:That's not much of a celebration. Now, eating rattlesnake, that might
:be appropriate.

Hmm. I have rattlesnakes on my southern Colorado ranch property...
--
Rick Kelly rmk@rmkhome.com

Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 01:13:45 -0700

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rmk@toad.rmkhome.com wrote:
> In talk.bizarre Scott Dorsey wrote:
>
> :That's not much of a celebration. Now, eating rattlesnake, that might
> :be appropriate.
>
> Hmm. I have rattlesnakes on my southern Colorado ranch property...

Can me and my peers come hunt alaskan turtlecreek in your back yard?

//

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 13:49:04 -0800

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In talk.bizarre Scott Dorsey wrote:

:

In fact, if you ask people in Ireland about it, they'll look at you as
if
:you are out of your mind and have no notion that anyone would ever
consider
:it a "traditional Irish" dish

.

Those who celebrate St. Patrick's in Ireland usually have ham. >>

What about all those Jewish Irishmen?

Whcih reminds me, why are there no Jewish Saints? What is the Pope an
Anti-Semite?

Posted by:: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Date: 18 Mar 2005 18:39:28 -0500

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
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>What about all those Jewish Irishmen?
>
>Whcih reminds me, why are there no Jewish Saints? What is the Pope an
>Anti-Semite?

There are plenty of them, but they all predate Jesus. I believe that
Moses, for instance, is an official saint according to the Pope.
--scott

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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 16:06:06 -0800

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Scott Dorsey wrote:
>
> Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> >
> >What about all those Jewish Irishmen?
> >
> >Whcih reminds me, why are there no Jewish Saints? What is the Pope an
> >Anti-Semite?
>
> There are plenty of them, but they all predate Jesus. I believe that
> Moses, for instance, is an official saint according to the Pope.

Strictly speaking, saints must have lived under the dispensation of
grace, i.e. after the death of christ. Prophets and Patriarchs, though
revered, are not saints.

There are three recognized Saints Moses, all of which lived 200+ years
a.d. St. Moses whose saint's day is Nov. 26 died 251 a.d., may have been
of Jewish ancestry, and was executed in the persecutions of Emperor
Decius. St. Moses whose saint's day is Feb. 7 was an Arab hermit named
bishop of the Saracens at the wish of their queen Mavia and was known as
"the Apostle of the Saracens." St. Moses the Black was Ethiopian and a
slave, but was dismissed from service "because of his viciousness,
thievery, and evil propensities, and became the leader of a notorious
band of outlaws..." He was eventually converted and became a monk and
hermit "known for his extreme mortifications." He was murdered "with
six other monks, by marauding Berbers when he refused to defend himself
by force." Source: Delaney's Dictionary of Saints.

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 01:27:42 GMT

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In article <423B6CEC.1AB65544@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> There are three recognized Saints Moses, all of which lived 200+ years
> a.d. St. Moses whose saint's day is Nov. 26 died 251 a.d., may have been
> of Jewish ancestry, and was executed in the persecutions of Emperor
> Decius. St. Moses whose saint's day is Feb. 7 was an Arab hermit named
> bishop of the Saracens at the wish of their queen Mavia and was known as
> "the Apostle of the Saracens." St. Moses the Black was Ethiopian and a
> slave, but was dismissed from service "because of his viciousness,
> thievery, and evil propensities, and became the leader of a notorious
> band of outlaws..." He was eventually converted and became a monk and
> hermit "known for his extreme mortifications." He was murdered "with
> six other monks, by marauding Berbers when he refused to defend himself
> by force." Source: Delaney's Dictionary of Saints.

Has knowing all of that crap brought you the ingredients for even ONE
PIE? I *THOUGHT* not. St. FUCK YOU, laddie.

--

HellPope Huey
The Holy Trinity:
Meds, chili dogs and boobs

"Read the Bible;
s**t starts goin' downhill about page 3."
- Dwayne Kennedy

"There should be just 3 levels of security:
"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
"Fuck ME!"
- Lewis Black

Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 17:31:01 -0800

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You know what's the funniest goddamn thing. I'll tell you. Watching FAT
BOYS run. They run like little girls. With these tiny little strides.
Goddamn hilarious. Watching fat boys run.

Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:17:17 -0500

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-7E6725.15132217032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
> Yeah, a big ol' Erin go bugger to all you contentious, alcoholic,
> bi-polar, swaggering, staggering, badgering, blustering, brain-damaged,
> half-inbred, half-dicked, hair-trigger-brawling, loud-mouthed bags of
> monkey meat. I hope you get e.bola from a toilet seat and it works its
> way outwards from your privates.
>
> Same to the goddamned Irish as well, they're nuts.

KILL ENGLISH

Faith, meluv.

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 15:32:18 -0800

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< bi-polar, swaggering, staggering, badgering, blustering, brain-damaged,

half-inbred, half-dicked, hair-trigger-brawling, loud-mouthed bags of
monkey meat. I hope you get e.bola from a toilet seat and it works its
way outwards from your privates. >>

You forgot stinky!