Gut-blowout fake commercial of the GODS
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 03:52:26 GMT
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Even if you are on a dialup, this one really is worth the wait.
Friggin' hilarious. Features assholes and stun guns, sort of.
http://crapshoot.tv/sd2.html
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HellPope Huey
All that modern science flapping around,
but still no bacon-flavored cereal. Hmph!
"The essence of Christianity is told us
in the Garden of Eden history.
The fruit that was forbidden
was on the Tree of Knowledge.
The subtext is, All the suffering you have
is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
You could be in the Garden of Eden
if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut
and hadn't asked any questions."
- Frank Zappa
"How can I study this planet
if the entire population is staring
at my freakishly deformed head?"
- "Invader Zim"
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 14:15:22 +1000
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Even if you are on a dialup, this one really is worth the wait.
> Friggin' hilarious. Features assholes and stun guns, sort of.
>
> http://crapshoot.tv/sd2.html
he tells no lies…
funny shit
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Stephen Oakes"
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:47:47 GMT
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"John Cook" wrote...
>> Even if you are on a dialup, this one really is worth the wait.
Bullshit.
> funny shit
Slightly funnier than a fart in an elevator, but that's about it.
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Stephen Oakes
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:09:05 +1000
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Stephen Oakes wrote:
> "John Cook" wrote...
>
>>> Even if you are on a dialup, this one really is worth the wait.
>
>
> Bullshit.
>
>
>>funny shit
>
>
> Slightly funnier than a fart in an elevator, but that's about it.
>
> --
> Stephen Oakes
>
>
Sorry - I'm easily amused - guess that's why I bothered to reply
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:10:51 +1000
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John Cook wrote:
> Stephen Oakes wrote:
>
>> "John Cook" wrote...
>>
>>>> Even if you are on a dialup, this one really is worth the wait.
>>
>>
>>
>> Bullshit.
>>
>>
>>> funny shit
>>
>>
>>
>> Slightly funnier than a fart in an elevator, but that's about it.
>>
>> --
>> Stephen Oakes
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>>
> Sorry - I'm easily amused - guess that's why I bothered to reply
>
TO YOU!!! dick head
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Uncle Remus"
Date: 31 Mar 2005 22:13:40 -0800
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It's all magic!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 18:42:10 GMT
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In article <1112336020.591562.312200@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Uncle Remus" wrote:
> It's all magic!
I stand by my posting of it. When a drunk biker is made to flop around
on a bathroom floor like a giant suffocating sea bass, THAT'S FUNNY.
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HellPope Huey
Sometimes a man can falter if he is
postally deluged with 700 chihuahua hearts.
Nothing is more curious
than the almost savage hostility
that humor excites in those who lack it.
~George Saintsbury
"I'd kiss ya, but I lost my teeth pullin' a stump."
- "Futurama"