God Wants Po'Buckers Dead

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:44:32 -0700

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(I wonder if his family had a 4-year-old son?)

http://www.local6.com/news/4266107/detail.html

A man in Orange County was arrested Tuesday after
allegedly attempting to kill his family because it
was "God's will," according to Local 6 News...


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Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 06:12:02 -0800

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Well, if God is in all of us, he's right. Trouble is, what if the God
in each murderee has a different opinion?



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 18:12:54 GMT

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In article <1110463922.300773.96880@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:

> Well, if God is in all of us, he's right. Trouble is, what if the God
> in each murderee has a different opinion?

Then we will never be completely free of the small Godzilla in our
stomachs that kicks up and causes diarrhea. I say kill 'em all and let
Godzilla sort 'em out.

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but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
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where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"


Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 09:52:21 -0800

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> (I wonder if his family had a 4-year-old son?)
>
> http://www.local6.com/news/4266107/detail.html
>
> A man in Orange County was arrested Tuesday after
> allegedly attempting to kill his family because it
> was "God's will," according to Local 6 News...
>

You mean "IN God's will," probably right after the clause where He left
me these nifty golf clubs.

I had been bummed and dejected that He was dead, but the clubs take the
sting right out of it!

FORE!



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 12:04:06 -0800

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>>A man in Orange County was arrested Tuesday after
allegedly attempting to kill his family because it
was "God's will," according to Local 6 News... <<

Well if God told him to do it, It must be ok!