Goanna Pulling

Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 02:44:19 GMT

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200503/s1332192.htm




Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:27:32 -0500

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We have something like that in parts of the US.

It's called an Amish Rake Fight.

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Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 14:58:57 +1000

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iDRMRSR wrote:
> We have something like that in parts of the US.
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> It's called an Amish Rake Fight.
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Once upon a time I did some advertising work for a scammer on the Gold
Coast - later saw him in the paper in a 'outrage'... he had organised
Dwarf Throwing comps in the nite clubs - ABUSE! ABUSE! was muchly shouted...

(he'd done a good job of it - got some elaborate studded leather body
harneses from a sex shop and had a saddler add a big handle in the
middle of the back...)

THEN I met the star of the show - he was SOOO pissed off about the
'wowsers' closing down HIS show! He was fukin' PROUD of his body -
(wanna have a fight with a dwarf? u would have to know zero about the
physics of scaling and levers...) AND he was making good money AND
GETTING LAID.

He was gettin' over it though - his current job was the MC for a
strippers comp (imagine the crappy jokes he got to tell) - and his
girlfriend was a Totally Gorgous blond dancer who was 6ft 3 - Perfect
Match LOL

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John Cook


The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 05:03:57 GMT

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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:

> We have something like that in parts of the US.
> It's called an Amish Rake Fight.

That sounds like either a mixed drink or a sexual act. Like the Mexican
Basket Toothache Trick With a Lemon Twist and a Legume roofie.

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HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping

When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 11:49:26 -0800

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Every so often at 'Spence's Brazaar" the Amish who sell pies and cakes
will get into it.

Ezeckial will refuuse to push Hezikia, Hezikia will refuse to push
Ezeckial. Then next thing you know the whole place breaks out in
pacifism!

Not a pretty sight!