Females - cover your head when praying
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:34:39 -0800
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Yeah ya ugly old hags! Who wants to see your wizened purse-mouthed
prayface you hideous shrews. Those muslims got it right alright, put a
bag over their head and make them sit on their own side of the church.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 03:25:59 GMT
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nenslo wrote"
>Yeah ya ugly old hags! Who wants to see your wizened purse-mouthed
>prayface you hideous shrews. Those muslims got it right alright, put a
>bag over their head and make them sit on their own side of the church.
First nenslo build a church and a school that all the boys and girls
can actually get into an do anything. You might paint a purdy pitchur
of a church, but until you have built a church, I think that you should
SHUT THE FUCK UP.....ok?
Have some kids, too! before you start telling everyone how to live
their lives. If things went according to your plan, we'd all be self-centered
self-indulgent cocksuckers who lived with pretentious bulldykes and
just die-off from terminal stoopidity, you jive-assed hippy puke.
You never built anything or even poured any concrete nor laid
a single fucking brick in Multnomah County, ya bounder!
And I have! Neener, neener!
I got your Pope right here, swingin'!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:12:34 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> nenslo wrote"
>
> >Yeah ya ugly old hags! Who wants to see your wizened purse-mouthed
> >prayface you hideous shrews. Those muslims got it right alright, put a
> >bag over their head and make them sit on their own side of the church.
>
> First nenslo build a church and a school that all the boys and girls
> can actually get into an do anything. You might paint a purdy pitchur
> of a church, but until you have built a church, I think that you should
> > SHUT THE FUCK UP.....ok?
> > Have some kids, too! before you start telling everyone how to live
> their lives. If things went according to your plan, we'd all be self-centered
> self-indulgent cocksuckers who lived with pretentious bulldykes and
> just die-off from terminal stoopidity, you jive-assed hippy puke.
> > You never built anything or even poured any concrete nor laid
> a single fucking brick in Multnomah County, ya bounder!
> > And I have! Neener, neener!
> > I got your Pope right here, swingin'!
I wanna be the Swingin' Polka Pope. I actually like the current one,
who is basically a class act, but once he Goes Home, I'd like a shot at
the mitre.
I'm sharp, I'm relatively hip, I rock on synthesizer, I love the
downtrodden because I have boot scars on my own ass and can relate, I've
played pool with Our Lord many times and taken His more numerous wins
graciously (He banks like a champ), I'd be a really assertive pontiff
with a clean left hook and I can handle nunchuks in both hands and not
knock myself in the head, so I'd be an even-money bet against the
AntiChrist and George Butch when Armageddon gets rolling. I long to
smash them both in the privates.
So can I count on your vote?
"POPE HUEY IN 2020,
'cause if its gonna get UGLY, it might as well be FUNNY!"
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
The Holy Trinity:
Meds, chili dogs and boobs
"Read the Bible;
s**t starts goin' downhill about page 3."
- Dwayne Kennedy
"There should be just 3 levels of security:
"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
"F**k ME!"
- Lewis Black
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 09:19:59 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>> nenslo wrote"
>>
>> >Yeah ya ugly old hags! Who wants to see your wizened purse-mouthed
>> >prayface you hideous shrews. Those muslims got it right alright, put a
>> >bag over their head and make them sit on their own side of the church.
>>
>> First nenslo build a church and a school that all the boys and girls
>> can actually get into an do anything. You might paint a purdy pitchur
>> of a church, but until you have built a church, I think that you should
>> > SHUT THE FUCK UP.....ok?
>> > Have some kids, too! before you start telling everyone how to live
>> their lives. If things went according to your plan, we'd all be self-centered
>> self-indulgent cocksuckers who lived with pretentious bulldykes and
>> just die-off from terminal stoopidity, you jive-assed hippy puke.
>> > You never built anything or even poured any concrete nor laid
>> a single fucking brick in Multnomah County, ya bounder!
>> > And I have! Neener, neener!
>> > I got your Pope right here, swingin'!
>
> I wanna be the Swingin' Polka Pope. I actually like the current one,
>who is basically a class act, but once he Goes Home, I'd like a shot at
>the mitre.
>
> I'm sharp, I'm relatively hip, I rock on synthesizer, I love the
>downtrodden because I have boot scars on my own ass and can relate, I've
>played pool with Our Lord many times and taken His more numerous wins
>graciously (He banks like a champ), I'd be a really assertive pontiff
>with a clean left hook and I can handle nunchuks in both hands and not
>knock myself in the head, so I'd be an even-money bet against the
>AntiChrist and George Butch when Armageddon gets rolling. I long to
>smash them both in the privates.
>
> So can I count on your vote?
Fine by me, you got my action.
But first, since Nenslo's decided that he hates
his wrinkled old bag, I'm going to iron his scrotum
for him. (he just washed it, and can't do a thing
with it!) It might take a while 'cuz he's going to
like this about as much as a cat likes getting
flea dipped. Yeah, music is better than arty
pitchurs, I like to listen music most of the time
even when I'm drinking, but I have to get really
drunk before I'm content to sit at the bar and
stare at the artwork. Yeah, Portland needs
some new talent, besides the Reedie wannabes;
that whole thrift shop-used book store scene
was clapped-out 30 years ago. I believe in
drinking wine to the dregs, but there's a difference
between that and being a chronic bottomfeeder.
So, in closing boys and girls, you can't be a has-been
if you never was.
Posted by:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 13:33:30 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:39S_d.416312$w62.295025@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>>In article ,
>> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>>> nenslo wrote"
>>>
. Yeah, music is better than arty
> pitchurs,
Man, I tried to hang some music on my walls but now all I got left is a
bunch of useless nails.
Just to keep the argument going, Nenslo's cool and everyone else sucks
including that ass way over there, on the right.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 20:55:57 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:423B8FBF.E87DFA33@yahoox.com...
> Yeah ya ugly old hags! Who wants to see your wizened purse-mouthed
> prayface you hideous shrews. Those muslims got it right alright, put a
> bag over their head and make them sit on their own side of the church.
Oh, I get it! Reverse Psychology! A little tongue in cheek fake hate to get
people motivated. Wow, you da man!
Angelicus Rex.