Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Monster Movies
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 9 Mar 2005 15:55:45 -0800
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Scientists are our enemies.
Radiation is bad.
Fire purifies.
If you engage in illicit sex you will die first.
They can come up through the drains.
There are things man was not meant to know.
Keep watching the skies.
Once someone gets bitten, they become a liability.
Cut off the head and the body will die.
Do not split up into separate search parties.
Do not go down in the basement.
Do not open that door.
Do not answer distress signals.
The first scare is usually just a cat.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 19:12:43 -0500
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Shushhh, Frater!
You are not to speak of things which may or may not be in the grand scheme.
Who told you, anyhow?
Unless, by some lucky chance, your list is just a coincidence.
But time grows very short. Even a lapse of this magnitude is insufficient
notice for the proper preparations.
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Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:10:14 -0800
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> Scientists are our enemies.
> Radiation is bad.
> Fire purifies.
> If you engage in illicit sex you will die first.
> They can come up through the drains.
> There are things man was not meant to know.
> Keep watching the skies.
> Once someone gets bitten, they become a liability.
> Cut off the head and the body will die.
>
> Do not split up into separate search parties.
> Do not go down in the basement.
> Do not open that door.
> Do not answer distress signals.
>
> The first scare is usually just a cat.
Pain and the knife are inseparable.
Above all, never say "Goodbye Mister Bond."
(Well I think James Bond is a monster.)
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 11:40:07 -0800
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Scientists are our enemies.
Radiation is bad.
Fire purifies.
If you engage in illicit sex you will die first.
They can come up through the drains.
There are things man was not meant to know.
Keep watching the skies.
Once someone gets bitten, they become a liability.
Cut off the head and the body will die.
Do not split up into separate search parties.
Do not go down in the basement.
Do not open that door.
Do not answer distress signals.
The first scare is usually just a cat.
and that black dude with the big white bug eyes who says" Fee do 'yo
duty!" always outlives the honkies
Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:14:43 GMT
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in message
news:1110412545.422651.240170@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Scientists are our enemies.
> Radiation is bad.
> Fire purifies.
> If you engage in illicit sex you will die first.
> They can come up through the drains.
> There are things man was not meant to know.
> Keep watching the skies.
> Once someone gets bitten, they become a liability.
> Cut off the head and the body will die.
>
> Do not split up into separate search parties.
> Do not go down in the basement.
> Do not open that door.
> Do not answer distress signals.
>
> The first scare is usually just a cat.
Some people call it a Kaiser blade.
You can't handle the truth!
Nobody quits. Everybody fights.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
They mostly come at night, ... mostly.
Never get out of the boat.
If you strike it down it could become more powerful than you might
possibly imagine.
Nuke the planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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ArWeTalky