Ever Skinned a Jackelope?
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:38:33 -0500
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Snipe? Bunyip?
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Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 14:52:34 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
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> Snipe? Bunyip?
Bunyip?, well, Its an Australian rite of manhood, we would first shave the
bunyips testicles then get it drunk, after that its up to us what we do with
it, Im curious how the hell did you know about bunyips?
Damn Stang, call off your Subgeni intelligence agents
http://www.cryptozoology.com/cryptids/bunyip.php
Posted by:: "End x Art"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 09:34:12 -0800
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> Bunyip?, well, Its an Australian rite of manhood, we would first
shave the
> bunyips testicles then get it drunk, after that its up to us what we
do with
> it, Im curious how the hell did you know about bunyips?
What? All this time I thought you get them drunk *first*. No wonder it
never *took*.
> http://www.cryptozoology.com/cryptids/bunyip.php
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:35:40 GMT
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"End x Art" wrote in message
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>
>> Bunyip?, well, Its an Australian rite of manhood, we would first
> shave the
>> bunyips testicles then get it drunk, after that its up to us what we
> do with
>> it, Im curious how the hell did you know about bunyips?
>
> What? All this time I thought you get them drunk *first*. No wonder it
> never *took*.
>
>> http://www.cryptozoology.com/cryptids/bunyip.php
>
Thatl learn ya!, Did you manage to get rid of the rash?
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 02:19:07 +1100
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> Snipe? Bunyip?
one of them there Tasmanian devils. it made a noise EXACTLY like the one
in the cartoon beforehand.
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:23:36 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
I slipped off a block wall and skinned my
Jackelopes once. Hurt like a sumbitch.
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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 09:17:06 -0800
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<
JAckalopes only comeout at night, after a all night bender, and only
when they jump in the headlights of your car as you try to amnuver it
home with out those pesky telephone pole jumping in front of you.
Also there has been a correlation between Jackalope Sightings and UFO
anal probes. Many of the Weekly World News best experts think that
Jackalopes are actually Alien Hybred Clones. Theya re not visable uder
normal circumstances (the can hide like in that movie "Signs") but can
only bee seen by humans after the blood alochol level hits .15% or
higher.
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 17:32:56 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> <
>
> JAckalopes only comeout at night, after a all night bender, and only
> when they jump in the headlights of your car as you try to amnuver it
> home with out those pesky telephone pole jumping in front of you.
>
> Also there has been a correlation between Jackalope Sightings and UFO
> anal probes. Many of the Weekly World News best experts think that
> Jackalopes are actually Alien Hybred Clones. Theya re not visable
uder
> normal circumstances (the can hide like in that movie "Signs") but
can
> only bee seen by humans after the blood alochol level hits .15% or
> higher.
http://www.3dgamers.com/screenshots/games/redneckrampage2/364009/
Yes, thats a chicken on the lower left, with a stick of TNT stuck up
its ass, ready to be launched from a crossbow.
Wonderful game, Redneck Rampage.
--
C.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 18:04:45 -0800
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>http://www.3dgamers.com/screen?hots/games/redneckrampage2/36?009/
>Yes, thats a chicken on the lower left, with a stick of TNT stuck up
its ass, ready to be launched from a >crossbow.
>Wonderful game, Redneck >Rampage.
I like on the archive page the shooting the cheerleaders in their
outfits in their ass, DISgraceland sign and the Ronnie raygun poster ha
ha I'll have to keep an eye out for that one.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"1980's shit! Pump up the volume!!! Stick Live Aid wrist bands to the
equation! Q-Bert not included!!"
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-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:35:55 -0500
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
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> Snipe? Bunyip?
Disclaimer: Rev. fenian is dedicated to the humane and kindest possible
treatment of all nervous systems, except in the case where possibly
perceived mistreatment will result in Rev. fenian's intense amusement, such
possibly perceived mistreatment being limited to that which Rev. fenian
judges the subject of perceived mistreatment able to recover from (ie,
hiding in the closet and going BOO to those with heart conditions, but not
limited to convincing said heart condition patient that they're already dead
and the only way to heaven is to cut off their own hands). Even as I
liquidate pinks in my daily life, it is done with utmost empathy. This has
not always been the case:
I used to have a terrible fascination with worms. I'd chop 'em in half, and
marvel at how they would continue to, at least seem to, live. I'd then chop
the halves into quarters, and the quarters into eighths, and STILL they'd be
wriggling about like nothing happened. My nana had once told me that they
were like snakes - that once chopped in half, they wouldn't die until
sundown. I tested this conjecture and proved it false. Sundown has nothing
to do with it. They'd generally shut down within 12 hours or so of being
chopped up, regardless of the position of the sun.
As for skinning *anything*, no. You're fucking insane. Two words for the
like o' you. FOOD BANK. Get a nice pack of onion soup or sumpin. AND A JOB!!
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:16:48 -0800
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:35:55 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
wrote:
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>news:240320050938338713%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>> Snipe? Bunyip?
>
>Disclaimer: Rev. fenian is dedicated to the humane and kindest possible
>treatment of all nervous systems, except in the case where possibly
>perceived mistreatment will result in Rev. fenian's intense amusement, such
>possibly perceived mistreatment being limited to that which Rev. fenian
>judges the subject of perceived mistreatment able to recover from (ie,
>hiding in the closet and going BOO to those with heart conditions, but not
>limited to convincing said heart condition patient that they're already dead
>and the only way to heaven is to cut off their own hands). Even as I
>liquidate pinks in my daily life, it is done with utmost empathy. This has
>not always been the case:
>
>
>I used to have a terrible fascination with worms. I'd chop 'em in half, and
>marvel at how they would continue to, at least seem to, live. I'd then chop
>the halves into quarters, and the quarters into eighths, and STILL they'd be
>wriggling about like nothing happened. My nana had once told me that they
>were like snakes - that once chopped in half, they wouldn't die until
>sundown. I tested this conjecture and proved it false. Sundown has nothing
>to do with it. They'd generally shut down within 12 hours or so of being
>chopped up, regardless of the position of the sun.
>
>As for skinning *anything*, no. You're fucking insane. Two words for the
>like o' you. FOOD BANK. Get a nice pack of onion soup or sumpin. AND A JOB!!
>
is this still the disclaimer?
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:58:58 GMT
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In article ,
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
> Disclaimer: Rev. fenian is dedicated to the humane and kindest possible
> treatment of all nervous systems, except in the case where possibly
> perceived mistreatment will result in Rev. fenian's intense amusement, such
> possibly perceived mistreatment being limited to that which Rev. fenian
> judges the subject of perceived mistreatment able to recover from (ie,
> hiding in the closet and going BOO to those with heart conditions, but not
> limited to convincing said heart condition patient that they're already dead
> and the only way to heaven is to cut off their own hands). Even as I
> liquidate pinks in my daily life, it is done with utmost empathy.
Yes, like William of Orange's grotesque brother Odo, fenian will take a
great red bowling ball and bash the back of your goddamned head in with
a truly swift and competent first blow. Well, Odo used a mace, not a
bowling ball, but the effect is quite similar. You'll never know what
hit you until God shows you the video and you go "Well crap!"
--
HellPope Huey
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and winged monkeys on the window ledge
are my spell-checkers.
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and not from anything other people might do
but from the hatred I carried in my own heart.
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"If I shot every person who told me I sucked,
I'd be a serial killer."
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Posted by:: Legume
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:29:06 -0600
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Snipe? Bunyip?
>
I made six chupacabras into a duster and a pair of jackboots.
Posted by:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:56:27 GMT
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In article , Legume
wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> > Snipe? Bunyip?
> >
I hit a Jackalope pulling out of a Snuckeys.
err.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:55:13 GMT
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"Rev. ErRoR" wrote in message
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> In article , Legume
I hit a Jackalope pulling out of a Snuckeys.
err.
What is a Jackalope?
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:30:05 GMT
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In article ,
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
> What is a Jackalope?
Its a new sandwich at McDonald's. It has fluffy ears. Every 1000th ear
has a PRIZE in it. Don't eat the ears. Stir tequila drinks with them
until they are soggy. Throw them to the neighbor's yapping mongrels and
snicker as they barf the posionous things back up 30 minutes later. Its
crap, but still a notch better than the McShit model they trotted out
last summer.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
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Posted by:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 10:35:08 GMT
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In article , Rev Chain
Smerker wrote:
> "Rev. ErRoR" wrote in message
> news:270320051256270900%error@priest.SPAMcom...
> > In article , Legume
> I hit a Jackalope pulling out of a Snuckeys.
> err.
>
> What is a Jackalope?
>
http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/blogpics/mar04/jackalope.jpg
err.
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:53:55 -0500
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:38:33 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Snipe? Bunyip?
I was once gummed by a beaver trout.
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Posted by:: jagged
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 14:11:46 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Snipe? Bunyip?
>
There are jackalope heads mounted on the walls of the restaurant where I
work. In the bathrooms.
I was about to type 'restaurant bathrooms.' But I don't (just) work in
the bathrooms.
And big screen tv's playing FOX NEWS all day.
Not in the bathrooms.
The tv's there are small.
And the walls are covered in fine, Corinthian leather.
What was the question?
jagged!
just had loudsex
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:09:18 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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> Snipe? Bunyip?
>
My uncle used to make hatbands out of hoop snakes.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 10:39:12 -0800
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<>
Had a cousin who amde Hoop Snakes out of hats.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:33:13 -0800
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On 25 Mar 2005 10:39:12 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:
><>
>
>Had a cousin who amde Hoop Snakes out of hats.
I skinned my aunt and made a bag out of the leather.
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Posted by:: phy
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 00:07:45 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:240320050938338713%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
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>
Some boys took me snipe hunting once. I beat them back to the car.
-phy (forewarned is forearmed)
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:17:05 -0700
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I talked to my friend the Yeti and he said Jackalopes don't exist! "They're
just a hoax!" Bogfoot the Yeti said. "They're like those talking fish
rednecks buy."
A.R.