Erin Go Home! (was HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY, you fugly mugs)
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 18 Mar 2005 15:50:00 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Yeah, a big ol' Erin go bugger to all you contentious, alcoholic,
> bi-polar, swaggering, staggering, badgering, blustering,
brain-damaged,
> half-inbred, half-dicked, hair-trigger-brawling, loud-mouthed bags of
> monkey meat. I hope you get e.bola from a toilet seat and it works
its
> way outwards from your privates.
>
> Same to the goddamned Irish as well, they're nuts.
This year I was fortunate enough to have moved before I had to
experience another drunken Dunkey Day parade in NYC.
The obligatory weenying by the stupid gay Irish contingent prior to the
parade, the responsive blustering assholedom of the Catlick church and
parade organizers ("You criticized us because we hate you! That makes
you anti-Catlick!")
The fucking WEEKS of pre-parade practice in the park by the local
alcoholic Emerald Society police piper (here's a tip for all you dunkey
pipers out there: NO ONE WITH EARS IN THEIR HEAD LIKES THE SOUND OF
IRISH BAGPIPES. THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THEM AT FUNERALS. DEAD PEOPLE
CAN'T HEAR.)
Thousands of fucking Jews wearing green, as if they'd fit in. You never
see Jews celebrating Steuben Day.
The rivers of green vomit running down the hill as thousands of
underage Irish boozer wannabes puke their guts out and lose the
GREEN-DYED PISSWATER BEER and GREEN JELLO SHOTS they've been saving up
for since Christmas.
The ambulances simply parked outside of the Liffy II, waiting for the
next Mick alcohol poisoning case to slide off their barstool.
The inevitable call to get one of your stupid drunken belligerent Irish
friends out of the drunk tank at the 34th Precinct.
The only fucking people who actually make out are the overseers of the
Chinese slave laborers stamping out those stupid green plastic hats.
So, fuck you all with this line from The Pogues:
"Where e'er we go
We celebrate
The land that made us refugees
>From fear of priests with empty plates
Of guilt and weeping effigies.
And we dance.."
Posted by:: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Date: 19 Mar 2005 08:06:14 -0500
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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
>
>The fucking WEEKS of pre-parade practice in the park by the local
>alcoholic Emerald Society police piper (here's a tip for all you dunkey
>pipers out there: NO ONE WITH EARS IN THEIR HEAD LIKES THE SOUND OF
>IRISH BAGPIPES. THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THEM AT FUNERALS. DEAD PEOPLE
>CAN'T HEAR.)
Actually, most of the pipers you see are playing the Great Highland pipes,
which are Scottish and intended as munitions rather than musical instruments.
Please don't blame the Irish for these, in spite of the fact that they are
a normal fixture of St. Patrick's Day parades.
The actual Irish pipes have dry-blown reeds and are much quieter. They also
have a much more pleasant (and wider) scale. But they would basically
disappear under the sound of drums in a parade.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:56:26 GMT
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In article ,
kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) wrote:
> Actually, most of the pipers you see are playing the Great Highland pipes,
> which are Scottish and intended as munitions rather than musical instruments.
> Please don't blame the Irish for these, in spite of the fact that they are
> a normal fixture of St. Patrick's Day parades.
> The actual Irish pipes have dry-blown reeds and are much quieter. They also
> have a much more pleasant (and wider) scale. But they would basically
> disappear under the sound of drums in a parade.
Actually, I like 'em; its a harmonically rich sound with juicy
overtones and done right, really purdy, esp. in ensembles. I saw The
Black Watch once and it was the real deal, great stuff.
They only sound bad when shitheads like Nenslo sit on the front porch
with one and purposely torture the neighbors with the awful squeals and
wheezes of which both Nenslo and the bagpipes are capable. He can't play
them, he just hates the neighbors.
--
HellPope Huey
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