Dear Subgenius Time Control Answer Person
Posted by:: Phin
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:17:02 GMT
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I have a problem. Sometimes I words say in reverse. Also sometimes my
headphones say my thoughts before I think them. Is time running in
reverse?
Yours truly,
Mangua in Managua
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 18:39:07 -0800
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Phin wrote:
> I have a problem. Sometimes I words say in reverse. Also sometimes my
> headphones say my thoughts before I think them. Is time running in
> reverse?
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Mangua in Managua
The time is "right now". Always has been, always wil be.
What you got is the voices. It's OK to listen to them, as long as they
don't tell you to kill Jesus.
--
C.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:29:17 -0800
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On 13 Mar 2005 18:39:07 -0800, "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
wrote:
>
>Phin wrote:
>> I have a problem. Sometimes I words say in reverse. Also sometimes my
>> headphones say my thoughts before I think them. Is time running in
>> reverse?
>>
>> Yours truly,
>>
>> Mangua in Managua
>
>The time is "right now". Always has been, always wil be.
>What you got is the voices. It's OK to listen to them, as long as they
>don't tell you to kill Jesus.
The universe is billiions of years old. And all of that time, all of
what happened in billions of light years in space, is a shadow.
There's nobody there.
The universe will go on for billons of years. And all of that is just
empy. There's nobody there.
The world you live in has billions of human beings living on it. None
of them matter. They aren't alive. They're just shades; AI's, empty
shadows, robots carrying out predetermined programs with no more
personal involvement than your toaster has in browning a piece of
toast.
KILL Jesus. KILL Buddha. KILL GOD. KILL the Devil. KILL "Bob".
KILL THEM ALL. YOU are all that matters. You are the only thing that
ever lived in the Universe or ever will. What YOU do and think and
want is the only thing resembling a purpose that this endless yawning
machine has ever had; and that, only by pure chance.
When you die, it will just be empty tape for all the rest of eternity.
Illuminated slides.
PS
Don't tell your mental health people I told you all this. It can just
be our little secret. They aren't ready to know. They haven't been
PREPARED by the Subgenius Program.
Pearls before swine and all that.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"You're dead, Sir"
"That's probably why you feel so cold all the time"
- Catch 22
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 03:57:30 GMT
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> >Phin wrote:
> >> I have a problem. Sometimes I words say in reverse. Also sometimes my
> >> headphones say my thoughts before I think them. Is time running in
> >> reverse?
Once I accepted that a certain percentage of that simply came with
being a SubGeener, I realized that part of the problem lay with using
shitty, cheap headphones. When I moved up from $20 Walkman phones to
$125 AKGs, the voices took on an educated British tone and began telling
me to kill much smarter, more DANGEROUS people. I still ignore them, but
they are more entertaining now and I can hear my mixes more clearly.
CLARITY, brother, THAT'S THE DAMNED KEY!! CLARITYYYYY!!
--
HellPope Huey
Hey Nenslo,
you said "feeble peevish tripe,"
hehhehhehhehhehheh...
"So you can see, children,
that our whole society is nothing more
than a perilous house of cards,
destined to collapse
under its own weight."
- "Invader Zim"
"How about that alien thing?"
"Don't patronize me!
I'm going to Dallas
and clear this thing up."
- "King of the Hill"
Posted by:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 07:00:12 GMT
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>> >Phin wrote:
>> >> I have a problem. Sometimes I words say in reverse. Also sometimes
>> >> my headphones say my thoughts before I think them. Is time running
>> >> in reverse?
>
> Once I accepted that a certain percentage of that simply came with
> being a SubGeener, I realized that part of the problem lay with using
> shitty, cheap headphones. When I moved up from $20 Walkman phones to
> $125 AKGs, the voices took on an educated British tone and began
> telling me to kill much smarter, more DANGEROUS people. I still ignore
> them, but they are more entertaining now and I can hear my mixes more
> clearly. CLARITY, brother, THAT'S THE DAMNED KEY!! CLARITYYYYY!!
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
>
I've a set of Grado SR-60's that I bought on the advice of a Stereophile
review about 10 years ago. They're hot. As in you'll not want to wear
them for extended periods because your ears will feel hot & sweaty. I
like their sound, though. I think I want to check out those Bose noise
cancelling headphones next.I've seen favorable reviews but haven't
gotten around to finding a local retailer.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 07:12:49 -0800
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 07:00:12 GMT, Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
wrote:
>I've a set of Grado SR-60's that I bought on the advice of a Stereophile
>review about 10 years ago. They're hot. As in you'll not want to wear
>them for extended periods because your ears will feel hot & sweaty. I
>like their sound, though. I think I want to check out those Bose noise
>cancelling headphones next.I've seen favorable reviews but haven't
>gotten around to finding a local retailer.
I got a pair of Phillips noise cancelling headphones. They really do
work. It's a pretty neat electronic magic trick. You can put them on
with no music playing ... listen to the ambient noise level for a
couple of seconds, then turn the noise cancelling on and listen to the
whole world get quieter all of a sudden.
With music playing they are pretty good. There isn't much noticeable
distortion from the noise cancelling signal, and in noisy environments
the sound quality is improved dramatically. They won't 100% shut out
all outside noise but I find it's a substantial improvement, even
relatively quiet, subtle noises are audible.
I wouldn't recommend them except for outside use in a noisy
environment.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Those who dance are considered insane
by those who can't hear the music.
- Anon.
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:18:19 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> The world you live in has billions of human
> beings living on it. None of them matter.
> They aren't alive. They're just shades;
> AI's, empty shadows, robots carrying out
> predetermined programs with no more personal
> involvement than your toaster has in browning
> a piece of toast.
Well I, for one, hope to evolve into a gigantic
black blob of universal solvent that, in a matter
of weeks, will dissolve the entire mass of the
Earth into its oneness, growing into a planet
eating, space-travelling entity that will soon
learn to travel at velocities exceeding the speed
of light, gorging on solar systems and entire
stars until my gravitational field starts drawing
faraway star clusters to feed me, eventually
collapsing the very fabric of space into my
insatiable being until the universe itself is in
peril.
Starting next week. It's not easy. And you can't
strain too much when you are doing it or you might
give yourself hemorrhoids. The important thing is
not to mix the baking soda and the vinegar together
until JUST before you start.
But let me tell you, everybody will just plotz!
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
*********
"Be Brave! Fear is just the
opposite of Nar!"
--nu-monet
Posted by:: "Doc Martian"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:32:11 GMT
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solution: yes. it started on x-day.
"Phin" wrote in message
news:u0t931puqjbh8hbpnneun005r572daai2d@4ax.com...
>I have a problem. Sometimes I words say in reverse. Also sometimes my
> headphones say my thoughts before I think them. Is time running in
> reverse?
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Mangua in Managua
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 11:44:09 -0800
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You might qualify for free "special education" you retard.
>>Also sometimes my
headphones say my thoughts before I think them<<
You probally have the head phones pluged into your ass. Since they are
in close proximity to your head, there is some signal bleed over.
Take the plug out your ass and put it in the Walkman like your supposed
to.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 12:29:32 -0800
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<>
You might qualify for free "special education" you retard.
>>Also sometimes my
headphones say my thoughts before I think them<<
You probally have the head phones pluged into your ass. Since they are
in close proximity to your head, there is some signal bleed over.
Take the plug out your ass and put it in the Walkman like your supposed
to.>>>>>>>
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: Phin
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:54:13 GMT
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On 14 Mar 2005 11:44:09 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:
>>>Also sometimes my
>headphones say my thoughts before I think them<<
>
>You probally have the head phones pluged into your ass. Since they are
>in close proximity to your head, there is some signal bleed over.
>
>Take the plug out your ass and put it in the Walkman like your supposed
>to.
Well I did have it up your mom's ass, but she wanted something bigger
in there. So I fucked her good after I shaved her back of course.
Posted by:: Phin
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:57:15 GMT
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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:54:13 GMT, Phin wrote:
>On 14 Mar 2005 11:44:09 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
>wrote:
>
>
>>>>Also sometimes my
>>headphones say my thoughts before I think them<<
>>
>>You probally have the head phones pluged into your ass. Since they are
>>in close proximity to your head, there is some signal bleed over.
>>
>>Take the plug out your ass and put it in the Walkman like your supposed
>>to.
>
>Well I did have it up your mom's ass, but she wanted something bigger
>in there. So I fucked her good after I shaved her back of course.
Oh and I remember she was screaming "Fuck me hard! Fuck me hard! So I
can forget my son is a lame AOL user!"