Damn All Humorless Over-sensitive Do-Gooders
Posted by:: "splendid_blond_beast"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 10:17:10 -0800
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Sorry you're having such an unhappy "Happy Vanguard 1 Day" (the oldest
satellite still in orbit, Vanguard 1, was launched on this day in
1958). I deal w/ similar unfounded attacks and accusations for
choosing a line from Nietzsche as my handle. Never forget: "Fuck 'em if
they can't take a joke!!"
Question:
If Red Lobster merged w/ The Olive Garden, would the resulting
enterprise be called "Dead Mobster"?
Just a thought....
L8R,
The (former) gourmet coffee guy,
Rev Stan Wms
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 10:21:59 -0800
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Best post of the month.
I don't know who you are but if you keep writing like this you're
really going to gain in popularity around this section of the woods!
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 10:30:36 -0800
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>>>The (former) gourmet coffee guy,>>>
What! former gourmet coffee guy thats a new SIN!
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"Because the arm of this conspiratorial government-within-
the-government is evil incarnate! They -it- will stop at nothing! They
stole half of Nebraska!" - Sam Devereaux in The Road to Omaha (by
Robert Ludlum)
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 13:01:49 -0800
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Its kind like those "real" religions.
They just point to any obscure referance in the bible, not matter how
out of context it its to the situation, to justify their hatred aginst
the "right Wing Whiping Boy of the Day"
Or as Dobbs said, the Stupider it looks (or sounds) the more important
it probally is.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:56:16 -0500
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In article <1111083430.540206.98350@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
splendid_blond_beast wrote:
> Sorry you're having such an unhappy "Happy Vanguard 1 Day" (the oldest
> satellite still in orbit, Vanguard 1, was launched on this day in
> 1958). I deal w/ similar unfounded attacks and accusations for
> choosing a line from Nietzsche as my handle. Never forget: "Fuck 'em if
> they can't take a joke!!"
> Question:
> If Red Lobster merged w/ The Olive Garden, would the resulting
> enterprise be called "Dead Mobster"?
> Just a thought....
> L8R,
> The (former) gourmet coffee guy,
> Rev Stan Wms
>
I didn't know splendid blonde beast was Rev Stan!!
When I cuss and rant that means I'm having an EXTRA GOOD day.
Finished that show anyway!
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Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 17 Mar 2005 18:48:41 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> For the THIRD TIME on a many weeks I've had to drop what I was doing
> (HoS 986) and deal with some fuckbutt who couldn't DETECT a joke if
it
> was kicking him repeatedly in the nuts.
>
> SWASTIKAS on SubSITE!
>
> Oh deary me!
>
> And Hitler on The Hour of Slack!
>
> AIIIIEEE!!! THEY MUST BE NAZIS!
This may explain why you rarely see The Residents' "Third Reich 'n
Roll" in record stores.
Perhaps it might be helpful if you supplied a list of "suggested"
iconography that we can dick with.
No swastickles. Hammer'n sickles still OK. Watch them Mogen Davids!
"Ach du lieber! Swastickles fallen from outen den sky!"
Some R. Crumb comic.